Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Writing for fun.

Note: The story features some modern AU elements. Such as a tablet (or smartphone) and Internet access. Even though in canon it would be impossible.

The story is silly and I hope you will laugh while reading it as much as I laughed while writing.

Not In All Languages

The group was behaving strangely. Everybody crowded over something that Yona couldn't see from behind their backs. Hak was writing swiftly on the soft ground with a piece of wood. Shin-Ah looked quite distressed, which was obvious even though he was still wearing his mask. Jae-Ha was talking about violating his principles of beauty. Zeno was rolling on the ground laughing. Kija just blushed and mumbled something.

"What are you doing?" Yona asked, unable to hold her curiosity any further.

Everybody fell silent for a moment. Apparently they were not sure how to explain what was going on.

"Yona, dear, we're surfing the Internet. But you shouldn't worry too much. We just wanted to see how people write our names in various languages" Jae-Ha broke the silence.

"Oh yes. I'm keeping track of it" Hak added and pointed at the wall of text he has just written on the ground.

"And… how do they write them?" Yona decided not to ask what "Internet" was because it seemed she was the only one who didn't know and she didn't want to look stupid in front of everyone. She'd just ask Yoon about it later.

"In a lot of different ways… For example, Shin-Ah is sometimes Shinha… or Shin-Ha… or Shin'ya… and it makes him confused because he thought you gave him only one name" Yoon explained quietly, while patting Shin-Ah on the shoulder.

"Oh…" Yona blushed - "I'm sorry. I didn't think it would be so complicated"

"Zeno is Jeno!" Ouryuu was still laughing.

"Don't worry, at least Droopy Eyes and White Snake are more or less fine. You see, everybody translates them as Droopy Eyes and White Snake" Hak showed on a list of names he made for Ryokuryuu and Hakuryuu.

"Hak, you're not being nice! My name is still written in a few different ways," Jae-Ha pointed at the list of his name variations. – "On the second thought, Jeaha doesn't look bad…"

"I'm sorry my name is the least confusing, Princess!" Kija blushed.

"Why do you even have to be sorry for that?!" Yoon kept quiet most of the time, and yet he also looked a bit irritated. There were several variations for his name too.

Hak looked more or less content though - "It's hard to write my name differently!"

"But wait, Thunder Beast. You are still called Son Hak and Hak Son" Kija said indignantly.

"I don't even have the name Son anymore so it doesn't matter!"

Yona felt totally confused.

"What about me? Would my name still look like Yona?"

Hak checked the "Internet" thing again and smirked.

"Not in all languages, Princess. Not in all languages…"

"By the way… where did you get this thing? The one you used to checked the Internet?" Yona asked later in the afternoon, when everyone calmed down and returned to their daily chores.

"Oh. Zeno got it as a gift!" Ouryuu gave a wide smile.

"From who?"

"Zeno thinks it was from Soo-Won…"

-CRACK-

"Oops. I just dropped my weapon. By accident…"

Hak made a clear "it wasn't me" expression and moved away before anyone could say anything.