So I thought the one-shot came out pretty good, and I got some ideas for a sequel, This is more comedy and breaking the laws of physics than... I think any of my stories will ever be. Hah... Hope you all enjoy.


From Rin's Perspective! (...By the way, for my one-shots I won't do like... ~Rin's POV~, kay?)

I rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door behind me, turned on the faucet so the water was freezing, and dunked my head. My face still burned from the previously made impact.

See, Bon and I had simply... gotten into another fight, as usual. This time, though, it got a bit violent, and he'd punched me across the face.

I was extremely pissed. It burned like hell.

I pulled my head out and stared in the mirror, turning my head. The whole right side of my face was red and I could feel it throbbing.

I just sighed then, figuring I'd let my demon regeneration fix it. For now, I gotta piss, though.

I walked over to the bathroom stall and opened it, just staring inside.

The mother fucking printer. How the hell was it back? I fucking killed it.

"YOU!" I pointed at it.

The screen lighted up and it ejected a piece of paper.

ME.

I stared at it for another moment. "I CHALLENGE YOU..." I jumped and fist-pumped the air, knee up, and span around several times, before landing in a crouched position, pointing at the printer.

"TO A DUEL!"

The printer screen lighted up again and ejected another piece of paper.

YOU CHALLENGE ME TO A DUEL.

"RAAAH! YOU LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP!"

A moment later, we were in a big dirt field.

The printer on one end, I on the other.

The word 'GO' appeared in big green letters in the middle of the screen, and then evaporated. I waved my fists wildly, bouncing back and forth on my feet.

The printer moved around, as we slowly edged towards each other.

Then, after about 6 and a half hours.

"You were a worthy opponent..." I panted, straightening up, pointing dramatically at someplace off-screen where the printer was supposedly.

"BUT YOU STOOD NO CHANCE AGAINST ME!" The screen moved and showed a completely obliterated printer.

"Little fucking piece of shit." I kicked a piece and fist-pumped.

"BATTLE WON!"


Rin got all gamer on a printer. Lol. I feel like this was funnier than the first, but also a bit more unrealistic and thus probably won't be as popular. EH! I enjoyed it, and the only reason I really write it because it's entertaining and feels great.

Das vedania!