Lavi: 'Oi, it's not only my fault! It's also Allen's'

Allen: 'No, it isn't! Don't go blaming others for what you've done.'

Lavi: 'But you watched too, you're an accomplice!'

Allen: *panicks* 'No, it was your idea, I was just making sure you wouldn't see something you shouldn't by preparing to take Tim away!'

Lavi: 'Oh no, you were hoping to see it too! I saw it in your eyes, you were actually really disappointed.'

Allen: 'I was not! I'm only a victim. You're the pervert here!'

Lavi: 'You, a victim? Stop making excuses.' *starts pulling Allen's cheek* 'You're just as guilty as I am, Moyashi.'

Allen: 'Who are you calling a Moyashi, you baka-Lavi!' *also starts pulling Lavi's cheek.*

Me: 'Actually, Timcanpy is the only real victim here...'

Lavi's stupid mistake

"Lavi what are you doing?" Allen looked confused at Lavi who tried to push Timcanpy in a hole in the wall.
"come on Tim," the red haired exorcist pleaded. "Just a minute. only this once."
The yellow ball shook his head ferociously, but Lavi didn't give in and began pushing the resisting ball again. "just do it or I'll tell him the secret of the other day, you know, two days ago, around dinner."
Immediately Timcanpy went limp and Lavi finally managed to get him into the hole. "Go to the other side and record it."
Reluctantly Tim followed the orders and disappeared.
"Lavi, why are you ordering Timcanpy to go somewhere he doesn't want to?" Allen asked.
"Well, there something on the other side of the wall I'd like to see and Tim can record things. That you never thought about using Tim like this yourself, Allen. I just can't understand."
"But Lavi," Allen thought for a moment. "There's only one thing on the other side of the wall... the..." a silence fell and Allen's eyes grew big in outrage. "You plan on recording the girl's showers! You can't do that."

Lavi shrugged his shoulders. "Come on Allen, we're both boys, I know you can understand. If you don't tell anyone I'll show it to you too." His eyes gleamed naughtily. "I know you want to see Lenalee too."
Allen felt his face get red in a second. "I.. I.. I would never do that." he stammered embarrassed. "Get Timcanpy back, I can't agree with this."
"Hey," Lavi responded irritated. "It's okay if you don't want to watch, but Tim is not yours, he's you master's so I can use him too. He's not yours alone."
Allen clenched his teeth, wanting to disagree, but he refrained himself from doing that. "Fine, that's your choice, but don't come running to me if someone finds out."
"I won't" Lavi snapped just when Timcanpy came back again .

"So Tim," Lavi took the golem in his hand and looked at it with eager eyes. "Now show me what you recorded."
Allen turned his back to his friend, but somehow couldn't refrain himself of watching over his shoulder a bit to see what his friend was doing.
"Come on Tim, hurry up, before someone else passes by."
The golden ball shook his head again and tried to fly away.
"Now do it Tim." Lavi bowed his head to the golem and whispered so soft that Allen couldn't hear it: "Or I'll tell Allen you were the one that ate his food the other day. I'll do it really."
The ball began to shake uncontrollably. It stopped trying to escape and looked up at Lavi. A tiny drop of sweat sparkled on it's face. However it still showed nothing.
"Well Tim, I wish you a good funeral then," Lavi declared nonchalantly, "because Allen will maybe even eat YOU when he hears it. At least he'll cut you to tiny bits with his Edge."

Now two more drops of sweat appeared and the poor Timcanpy couldn't think of anything else than showing what he had recorded anymore. He opened his mouth reluctantly and produced a hologram.
Allen couldn't hear what they said but when he saw his golden friend showing the record he couldn't help but feel disappointed. Then the sound of a shower filled the hall and the record began playing.

Immediately an inner battle began inside him. He knew he should keep his pride and should keep himself for falling to Lavi's level, but the record somehow had an amazing attraction on him. Lenalee's disappointed face when she would find out filled his mind, but then it got shoved away by the sight of all the possibilities of what he might see there. He clenched his hand into a fist and shivered slightly under the pressure of the choice. After seconds of debating with himself he just couldn't resist anymore. He gave in to his desire and rushed over to Lavi. Quickly he looked over his friend's shoulder and tried to see as much as he could.
Lavi grinned in satisfaction. "I knew you would give in after all, Allen. I knew you wanted to see Lenalee."
Allen felt himself turn red again but kept his mouth shut, not being able to produce a valid reply.
Seconds of the record passed, but all they had seen were feet. Allen couldn't help but feel disappointed and when he shot a glance sideways he could see his friend felt the same.
"Tim, where's the good stuff. Where's Lenalee's body under the shower?! Show it to us!" Lavi persisted.
Tim showed some sweatdrops again and continued showing the record.

Somehow Allen sensed danger and turned around just in time to see Lenalee in the hallway. She was shaking and her face was scarlet red. "What.. what of me?" He voice shivered severely. "What are you watching?" Just now it even turned raw.
Allen backed away, filled with fear. "I don't have anything to do with it, it was his idea!" he pointed a finger at Lavi.
"Wh.. What? Oi, Allen!" Lavi let go of Tim, who could just spread his wings in time to prevent himself from hitting the ground, and jumped backwards to his friend. "What are you saying? Don't just shove everything on me. You watched too."
"But I tried to stop you!" Allen yelled in wild panick.
"Maybe for a short time, but then..."
Lavi didn't get to finish the sentence. Lenalee ran to them and slapped all of them in their face, including Timcanpy. "You baka's! How could you!" Tears had filled her eyes during their fight and were now rolling down her cheeks. "I can't believe you really did this. I thought you were my friends. Especially you, Allen! And Timcanpy, how could you even try something like that?"
Allen looked back at her with a painful expression on his face, while Tim, who had hit the wall after Lenalee's attack and then stumbled to the ground, faced the ground in embarrassment.
Then, after those awkward seconds, the girl exorcist turned around and ran away, leaving the two boys and the golem behind with their shameful feelings.