Warning: This story may contain YAOI, a lot of pairings that you are not fond of, Allx27, massive cursing, violence, bloodloss, a cute tuna fish, different plots, and different timelines. You have been warned.

Chapter 1: Days of Pineapple Terror

"Ugh.. Another pineapple dish. What's with it anyway?" Tsuna, now the Vongola Decimo, whined as he munched up another piece of nicely diced pineapple from his plate.

"Deal with it, Dame-Tsuna. It's not as if you'll die from eating it. Anyway, our stock of pineapples have been rapidly increasing lately and it'd be a waste if they are not used. Besides, it seems that a certain skylark enjoys cutting them nicely." Reborn explained, an espresso on his hand. They were actually in the garden, relaxing and having nice conversation after Reborn tortured Tsuna into finishing his paperwork.

On the other hand, Tsuna perked up at what Reborn had said. "Kyoya does what?"

Reborn smirked at the brunet's reaction and was actually expecting after hearing what his student's strongesr guardian was doing. "Apparently, he was actually helping the chefs make some of the dishes. He also have several pineapples on his training room and attack them on his free time while saying '6 hells are not enough' or 'Pineapple herbivore needs to die'"

Tsuna cringed after heard quite a story. He can't quite imagine how the skylark would be while helping the cooks or even brutally murdering those poor fruits. He then at his plate. There's only one piece remaining when he remembered something. "Come to think of it, have you seen Mukuro?" He asked.

Reborn shrugged. "He's been missing for a while. Even I don't know where he went. Isn't it your job to keep track of your guardians? It seems that I have to train you again."

"Hey! It's not my fault that he's not back yet. Last time I saw him, it was when I gave him a mission 3-" Tsuna then suddenly went wide eyed as if realizing something and in truth he had. It was 3 days ago that he sent Mukuro in a mission and 3 days ago when their stock of pineapples gone up. He quickly put his hand on his mouth, trying not to gag.

With worry in his eyes, Reborn abruptly stood up from his seat and went towards his student. "Oi Tsuna, what happened?"

"We're eating Mukuro all this days!" Tsuna suddenly declared and Reborn just couldn't help but sigh and face palm at the brunet's declaration. He then raised his hand and gently flicked Tsuna's forehead.

"Are you an idiot?"

Tsuna immediately caressed where Reborn had hit him and pouted. "I'm just already fed up with this pineapples." And as if on cue, a butler went up to them holding a tray that contains their dessert.

"Sorry for intruding sirs but, here are your desserts. A pineapple upside down cake, a mixed pineapple salad, and pineapple pie together with pineapple shakes." As soon as he said that, Tsuna grumbled and left a stunned butler and Reborn, who was trying hard to stifle a laugh. You could say that later that night, Tsuna had nightmares about pineapples and Reborn have to hug him all night just to keep him calm.

Meanwhile, on a certain part in Italy, lay a very weak pineapple herbivore whose face was flushed red and was sneezing like there's no tomorrow. Though those sneezes have double meaning.

A/N:Yo! Just here while taking a break from my hellish days which will keep going in a few more hours. Anyway, I do hope you enjoy this chapter I wrote out of boredom. Well, not exactly boredom. I'm just relaxing eating some melon and pineapple candies when I thought of this idea. I will post some really random stuff here that I could think of while doing something so be prepared for that. This will be a whole lo crack-ish. It will also be in different timelines mind you.

Attention to all my readers for my other stories: Worry not, I'm going to be back in a bit. After our finals this week, it will be our vacation and I will be free as hell. lol. I will be updating ALL my stories again for a short period of time. That's all. Thank you for all your support.

Ciao!