Chapter 15
AN: Thank you everyone who read, reviewed, fav, and followed last chapter. I would also like to announce that I have broken the 50,000 Views mark and currently have over 55,000 views. This is beyond anything I could have imagined for only releasing 14 chapters so THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Now to answer some reviews
Mightyvish: Don't worry about the Fourth wall break that was the only time it will happen in this story.
Unnatural Reader: Yeah the Bro-Code part is something I am really proud of.
Spino Rex: Honestly yeah I completely forgot about Fuu and the Seven-Tails *Chuckles sheepishly* as to her being in the Harem I will not confirm nor deny it you will have to wait and see.
Spark81: Thanks, and Nagato will find out the truth behind Kushina's death and when he does it won't be pretty.
Albinounicorn: No Naruto will not turn into Godzilla, although that is a interesting idea hmm *Writes down a few possible Story ideas in "Idea Notebook" before filing them away for later*
Snake1980: The interaction with Tsunade will be VERY different from Canon and you will see why in this chapter.
ItachiUchiha093: Naruto will use another Dinosaur form soon, Stegosaurus is already one of the forms Naruto can change into, As for Spinosaurus I may add it as one of around 3-4 new forms Naruto might unlock during his Training Trip.
Blaze1992: In regards to the Kiba thing you mentioned it is funny and I will likely put it as an Omake at the end of the chapter that would contain the Naruto x Tsume lemon or I might use it in my Naruto Dino Sage story.
Kotyjames: Yes there will be more Diabolus Rex *That is what I am calling the Indominus Rex because in my opinion it sounds cooler*
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As Jiraiya and Tsunade stare at each other a blur shoots pass Jiraiya and collides with Tsunade nearly knocking her of her seat. The blur turns out to be Naruto who wraps his arms around Tsunade hugging her "Tsunade-kaachan it's great to see you again" he says nuzzling his head into her bosom.
Jiraiya and Anko have their jaws on the ground see this before they hear Tsunade stat to giggle "Wow Naruto-kun you sure have grown" she says as she wraps her arms around him and kisses his forehead.
Naruto looks up at her and smiles "Of course I have Tsunade-kaachan" he says before looking at Shizune and smiling "It's good to see you Shizune-chan, same to you TonTon" he says getting a smile from Shizune and a oink from TonTon.
Jiraiya finally recovers from his shock and looks at Naruto "Okay gaki what the hell is going on, how do you know Tsunade-hime?" he demands.
Naruto looks back at Tsunade and smiles mischievously and his eyes tell her to play along; Tsunade seeing what Naruto is up to mentally laughs. Naruto looks back to Jiraya and smirks "Why that's simple Pervy-Sage, Tsunade-kaachan and Shizune-chan are two of my lovers isn't that right girls" he says before winking at Shizune, and causing Jiraiya's jaw to hit the floor.
Tsunade giggles "That's right Naruto-kun" she then pulls him deeper into her bosom "It's been so long since we have seen each other so why don't we ditch the pervert and you, Shizune, and myself go back to my hotel room to catch up with each other" she says seductively. Jiraiya at this point has blood pouring out of his nose "After all the last time we were together I couldn't walk for Three Days" Tsunade says sensually before licking her lips seductively causing Jiraiya to be blown back by a Massive nosebleed and knock himself out when he hits the wall.
Tsunade, Naruto, and Shizune burst out in laughter in seeing this before they turn to see Anko who also has a little blood leaking from her nose. Naruto sees this and chuckles before walking over to Anko and wrapping his arms around her and kissing her cheek "Why I didn't know my Hebi-Queen had such an Ecchi mind" he teases causing Anko to blush before stuttering. Naruto, Tsunade, and Shizune laugh at Anko's reaction causing her to pout "Okay that's enough teasing" he says before smiling at Anko "Tsunade-kaachan and Shizune-chan aren't my lovers Anko-chan, however it is true that Tsunade-kaachan couldn't walk right for three days but it was because of the massage I gave her isn't that right Tsunade-kaachan?" he says before smiling at Tsunade.
Tsunade chuckles "You got that right Naruto-kun" she says before sighing in remembrance of how good the massage was.
Anko finally recovers and shakes her head in amusement before smirking at Naruto "So Naruto-kun mind explaining how you already know Tsunade-sama" she says in a voice that promises pain if she doesn't like his answer even though she already has an idea of how he does.
Naruto gulps before rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly "Well Anko-chan it was when…"
Flashback 4 years ago
A 9 year old Naruto had left the village again to do some exploring and train in some of his more destructive and experimental jutsu. He had been able to slip out pretty easily due to the gate guards Izumo and Kotetsu being asleep at their post again. Additionaly Anko had been given a mission to assassinate a man who had been planning to start a coup in a nearby village so he didin't have to worry about her for at least a few weeks.
Naruto was currently running through a forested area in the newest Dino form he had unlocked. He currently stood about 5 feet tall and 8 feet long. His head was narrow and had two crests above his eyes; his teeth were small and needle-like. Along his neck barely visible was a frill that was currently folded up against his neck to hide it. His arms were about medium sized for his body size and on the ends of his 3 fingers were razor sharp 4 inch long talons. His legs were lean and yet muscular and on each foot he had three toes and at the end of each toe were razor sharp talons the same size as the ones on his hands. This was his Dilophosaurus Soul and so far he really liked it; it was agile, it's razor sharp claws and needle like teeth could tear through flesh like a hot knife through butter if the boar he killed for dinner was anything to go by; and it was small enough that he could probably lure enemies into a false sense of security thinking he wasn't a threat before striking.
However what really made him like this form was that fact that he could spit poison out of his mouth. Naruto had discovered that the poison could not only paralyze someone if it got into an open wound or if he bit someone and injecting the poison like one of Anko's snake summons. It could also blind someone if he hit them in the eyes leaving them wide open to an attack which would be especially useful if he ever fought someone who had a Dojutsu. As Naruto continued to run through the forest he stopped for a second when he caught the scent of fresh blood nearby before hearing voices and decided to check it out. After running toward the voices he came upon a scene where a blonde haired woman who appeared to be sick or possibly poisoned, and a black haired woman being held hostage by a group of 5 men.
Tsunade Senju was not having a good day; first she and her apprentice Shizune were forced to leave the nearby casino when some debt collectors came snooping around looking for her. Then after they thoguth they had escaped she went to get some sake for a nearby bar only for her sake to be drugged by the bar tender who had been an undercover debt collector. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem with her skill in medical jutsu but the drug that was used apparently was a very rare and hard to make drug that temporarily blocked a person's chakra. Then to make matters worse a group of debt collectors had got the jump on them and taken Shizune hostage holding her at knife point which led to the current situation.
As Tsunade tried to fight off the drug she was thinking of a way to get Shizune to safety. The man holding Shizune hostage chuckles "You know Tsunade Senju it wasn't very smart to pile up a debt with our boss and then skip town" he taunts causing Tsunade to snarl. However unknown to everyone they were being watched by the keen eyes of a hunter who was about to strike. As the man is about to taunt Tsunade again there is a rustle in the bushes before a large bipedal lizard-like animal hops out and stand in between the two groups looking at the man holding Shizune.
The creature stares at the man before tilting its head. The man raises and eyebrow seeing this "What the hell is this thing?" he says as the creature walks towards him and he looks down at it. The creature lets out a series of low sounds almost like whimpers *Think the sounds the Dilphosaurus makes in Jurassic Park when Nedry throws the stick at it* causing the man to lean down slightly. Suddenly a frill opens up on the creature's neck and it screeches before spitting a sticky black tar-like substance into the man's eyes causing him to scream and drop the knife he was holding to Shizune's throat allowing her to get away and reach Tsunade.
The other men look on as their leader screams and try to rub whatever the creature spit at him out of his eyes. As they are watching they don't notice the creature dashes towards them and bites each of them in the leg causing them to scream in pain before falling to the ground unable to move. The creature then walks up to each of them and sinks its teeth into their throats one by one severing their jugular and causing them bleed out. After the creature severs the last mans jugular it walks over to the leader who is still screaming and trying to get the gunk out of his eyes; the creature leaps into the air and sinks it claws into the man's chest causing him to scream in pain and knocking the man over. The creature then bites the mans throat severing his jugular and causing blood to gush from the now dying mans throat as his screams become gurgles as he chokes on his blood before dying.
The creature then hops off the man's chest and turned to Tsunade and Shizune who were shocked that such a small creature was able to take down five grown men in under two minutes. The creature then shook its head cleaning the blood off it. The creature then much to Tsunade and Shizune's shock then begins to change shape until it takes the form of a 9 year old blonde haired boy with blue eyes and three whisker like birthmarks on each cheek. The boy smiles as he looks at Tsunade and Shizune whose eyes are wide and their jaws hanging open "Are you two alright?" the boy asks.
Shizune and Tsunade just stare at the boy for a moment before Tsunade snaps out of her shock "Yes thank you for the assistance but what the hell was that?" she asks/demands wondering what the hell is going on.
The boy just chuckles "That was me saving the two of you, but before I explain any further how about we introduce each ourselves?" he suggests with a smile.
Tsunade sighs "Very well I am Tsunade Senju and this is my apprentice Shizune Kato now who the hell are you and what the hell was that!" she yells.
The boy smiles "It is nice to meet you Tsunade-san and Shizune-san, I am Naruto Uzumaki" he says causing Tsunade's eyes to widen as she realizes the boy standing before her is the son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki and her godson who she was told had died with his parents the night of the sealing. Naruto sees Tsunade's eyes widen and files it away for later "Now as to what that was is there a place nearby where we can talk in private?" he asks. Tsunade and Shizune nod before Shizune helps Tsunade up and the three of them head to the nearby hotel where Tsunade and Shizune are staying.
When the group reaches the hotel room Tsunade and Shizune are staying Shizune helps Tsunade sit on the edge of the bed and Naruto closes the door before locking it. Naruto turns to look at Tsunade and Shizune "Now that creature you saw is known called a dinosaur a Dilophosaurus to precise and due ot my bloodline which I call Saurian Soul I am able to transform into various dinosaurs" he explains.
Tsunade and Shizune sit there speechless as Naruto chuckles "I see you are confused and shocked so how about I start from the beginning?" he says before explaining his life and how he came to acquire his bloodline. By the time he finishes both Tsunade and Shizune have tears running down their cheeks. Naruto smiles "Now that I have explained everything I have a question for you Tsunade-san; where have you been the last 9 years instead of raising me like you were suppose to Godmother" he says narrowing his eyes.
Tsunade's eyes widen hearing this before she lowers her head "A week after the Kyuubi's attack Shizune and I were on our way back to the village after hearing about the attack and the death of your father and mother. Along the way we ran into an Anbu who said he was sent by the Hokage and village Elders to inform me that you had died with your parents the night of the sealing" she says as tears run down her cheeks. Naruto just continues to stand there as Tsunade continues "The combination of finding out that your parents especially your mother who I saw as a little sister or even daughter and your death was too much at once and I ended up breaking down. It was like the death of my little brother Nawaki and my boyfriend Dan all over again. If it wasn't for Shizune being there for me I likely would have ended my own life." She finishes openly crying at this point.
Naruto stands there processing everything Tsunade has just told him for a few minutes as she cries. He then walks walks up to her and wraps his arms around her giving her a hug. Tsunade stops crying for a moment when she realizes Naruto is hugging her before wrapping her arms around him and returning the hug and starts crying again. A few minutes later Tsunade stops crying and releases Naruto and he smiles at her "Naruto I am coming with you back to Konoha so that I can raise you like your parents wanted me too" she says causing Shizune's eyes to widen hearing this.
Naruto eyes widen having heard what Tsunade just side before shaking his head "No Tsunade-kaachan it's not safe at this time for you to come back" he says surprising her at the fact he called her Tsunade-kaachan and that he doesn't want her to come back yet. Naruto seeing her confusion decides to explain "It's not that I don't want you in my life Tsunade-kaachan it's that if they were willing to lie to you about me not surviving the sealing then they are likely planning something and it likely revolves around turning me into a mindless weapon for the village. I know for a fact that Hokage-JiJi and Koharu-baachan aren't apart of whatever they are planning because if they were Akane-neechan would have picked up on their negative emotions. This means that the ones behind the plan must be the rest of the Elder Council since they are the only other people with enough power to manipulate the Anbu to lie to you." he says.
Tsunade nods her head seeing the logic behind what Naruto is saying when she realizes something "Wait who is Akane-neechan Naruto?" she asks wondering why that name sounds so familiar but is drawing a blank.
Naruto chuckles "Akane-neechan is the Kyuubi Tsunade-kaachan" he says with a smile shocking Shizune and Tsunade before Tsunade starts to laugh "Of course how could I forget about her; Kushina-chan would talk about her occasionally" she says.
Naruto smiles hearing this before turning serious again "If you were to come back to the village at this time then it would force our enemies to either accelerate their plans or worse assassinate you to make sure you won't be in the way when they put whatever it is they are planning into effect" he says causing both Tsunade and Shizune's eyes to widen hearing this before they nod. Naruto then sighs "This means that for the time being you must stay outside the village and we must limit our contact with each other to not raise suspicion, we also cannot inform the Hokage or anyone else about what we have learned until the time is right or we run the risk of our enemies learning we are onto them" he finishes getting another nod from Tsunade.
Naruto then smiles and hugs Tsunade again "However this does not mean we still can't meet with each other; every six months or so we can meet with each other outside the village." He says surprising Tsunade a little. Naruto then chuckles a little "After all this isn't the first time I have snuck out of the village without someone noticing or finding out" he says with a smirk causing Tsunade to laugh while Shizune does a very accurate depiction of a fish gaping. After talking for a while and figuring out when and where they would meet Naruto bids goodbye to Tsunade and Shizune before heading back to the village.
*End Flashback*
"And that's how Tsundae-kaachan, Shizune-chan and I met" Naruto says finishing his explaination to Anko and a recently recovered Jiraiya.
Anko's eyebrow begins to twitch and a tick-mark appears on her forehead "Naruto-kun just to be clear you snuck out of the village while I was away on a mission AGAIN" she says in a dangerous voice.
Naruto gulps hearing this knowing he is trouble "Um yes I did Anko-chan does this mean I am in trouble?" he asks nervously only to start sweating when she smiles sadistically and nods. Naruto quickly begins thinking of a way to escape the wrath of a angry Anko when it hits him "If I make you a month's worth of Naruto Special Dango and give you a few bottles of Kitsune's Ambosia Sake would that make things alright" he bargains hoping it would calm her down.
Anko smiles at him "Why yes it does Naruto-kun however you will also have to give me a massage and throw in some Alone Time" she says sweetly causing him to nod furiously.
Naruto sighs in relief until he feels a sense of impending doom bubbling behind him and turns to see Tsunade smiling sweetly with a dark miasma around her "Naruto-kun what's this I hear about Kitsune's Ambrosia Sake are you holding out on you Tsunade-kaachan?" she says sweetly.
Naruto pales and waves his hands fouriously in a placating manner "Of course not Tsunade-kaachan I just wanted to make sure it was absolutely perfect before giving it to you and wanted it to be a welcome home gift when you returned to the village" he says hoping to calm her down as he had learned the hard way to not get between Tsuande and really good sake.
The dark miasma surrounding Tsunade disappears and she smiles at him "Good to hear Naruto-kun that way we won't have a repeat of what happened 2 years ago" she says causing Shizune, TonTon, and Naruto to pale and visibly shiver in horror upon remembering the unspeakable events that took place that horrible day. Tsunade then realizes something "Wait you never told me why the three of you are here in the first place" she says.
Naruto smiles "Hokage-jiji sent us to bring you back to the village so you can become the Godaime Hokage" he says surprising Tsunade. Naruot then hugs Tsunade "It's finally time for you to come back to the village and for us to be a family Tsunade-kaachan, and we don't have to worry about our enemies since I killed Danzo" he says causing her eyes to widen before she returns the hug.
Tsunade kisses Naruto's forehead "All right Naruto-kun but before we go there is the matter of a certain snake to take care of" she says before explaining Orochimaru approaching her and offering her a deal to bring back Nawaki and Dan in exchange for her healing his arms.
Naruto narrows his eyes hearing this while Anko growls at hearing about her ex-sensei "Tsunade-kaachan we talked about this you know that Nawaki and Dan wouldn't want you to make a deal like that and would want you to move on and be happy" he says getting a nod and smile from her as she had already overcome her grief at losing her younger brother and boyfriend thanks to Naruto. Naruto then smirks "Also who do you think it was that injured Orochi-Pedos arms in the first place" he says causing Shizune's eyes to widen before Tsunade busts out in laughter.
Once Tsunade stops laughing she wipes a tear from her eye and looks at Naruto "So what do you want to do about Orochimaru?" she asks figuring he had a plan to deal with her traitorous and very likely gay teammate.
Naruto smiles sadistically "Why Tsunade-kaachan I thought you would never ask" he says before explaining his plan to Tsunade, Shizune, Jiraiya, and Anko. By the time Naruto finishes explaining his plan the entire group is smirking sadistically hearing Naruto's plan.
A week later Tsunade stood in a wide open area across from Orochimaru and Kabuto. Orochimaru smirks seeing Tsunade "So Tsunade have you decided to take up my offer?" he asks.
Tsunade growls internally as she walsk towards Orochimaru "Yeah let's just get this over with" she says as green chakra covers her hands and she moves them towards Orochimaru's arms only for Kabuto to throw a kunai in between the two causing Tsunade to jump back.
Orochimaru looks to Kabuto "What's the meaning of this Kabuto?" he snarls.
Kabuto adjust his glasses "Forgive me Orochimaru-sama but Tsunade wasn't going to heal you" he says before explaining how she had hidden wind chakra in the medical jutsu that would have severed his arms when she went to heal them.
Tsunade suddenly starts to laugh drawing Orochimaru and Kabuto's attention back to her "Well it seems like the cat's out of the bag so to speak" she says before whistling and three figures appear beside her the figures turn out to be Anko, Jiraiya and Shizune.
Orochimaru sees this and smirks "Well if it isn't Jiraiya-baka and my worthless ex-apprentice what a surprise but not a threat" he taunts.
Jiraiya smirks "Oh it's not us you have to worry about Orochimaru" he says causing Anko and Tsunade to smile sadistically.
Orochimaru raises and eyebrow "Oh then who should I worry about?" he asks right before a sword erupts from the right side of his chest in a shower of blood and piercing his lung "That would be me" a voice says from behind him causing him to look behind him and seeing a smirking Naruto holding Masamune.
End Chapter 15