I know this is against this site's rules, but screw it. People need to know what's going on.

When I was thirteen, I wrote this really rather bad piece of literature, and then proceeded to lie to a great many people about things such as my age and how frequently I would update the thing. If any of those few people who liked it want to know what's going on, just check my profile. I am genuinely sorry to anyone I lied to or otherwise misled, along with anyone who enjoyed the few hints of decency this work had. Goodbye, HR. May you be adopted by anyone who gives a toss. I certainly don't

Yours apologetically,

Helios J Mears.