Sign your contract, sir, madam.

Numerous benefits apply.

I shall tend your every whim,

Your every pleasure shall be my command,

Your every desire I shall see made.

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The hatred in your heart is delectable

The sorrow marring your soul is addicting

And so I ask a small compensation for my service.

Your Wonderfully,

Deliciously,

Awe inspiringly,

pulsing soul.

Now please...

Sign your contract, sir, madam.