Like I promised, here's the Nick x Sarah fanfic I said I would write. As for my other stories, they're being edited (still) and will come out soon. I PROMISE! My scumbag TWD: Lee version will be out soon too. It's a prequel to my Clementine scumbag story, but you can read one without the other. Anyway, this is a mini story to the scumbag Clementine story, but is not canon to it in any way (okay except a little bit of canon is mentioned from the main storyline). If people like this I will continue. You can read this without reading the other part, okay?

Dear troll:Stop wasting your time. =P

Clementine is still 11, Nick and Luke are 24, and Sarah is 17 going on 18.

Sarah was in her room reading a book when Nick came inside. The two were about to share a kiss when Nick held up a finger and went over to the door and locked it. The raven raised a brow, wondering what her boyfriend had in mind. Usually a locked door meant Sarah was going to get felt up, Nick was going to give her anal or oral (he was always the one receiving than giving), or the two would make out until supper or until they felt like Nick had to leave. Carlos would kill Nick if he found out he was dating Sarah. Nick was way older than her and even if he wasn't, Carlos wouldn't let some boy date Sarah, especially not someone like Nick, who had a temper.

He gave Sarah a quick peck on the cheek and pulled out a small packet of condoms. Sarah had only seen them in Health class books, but not in real life before. Why did he have condoms and where did he get them from? "Nick, what are those for? We've had sex plenty of times and we both know we don't have anything."

"I know, but what we were doing wasn't sex." explained Nick. "We're doing something a little different."

"Oh!" she blushed realizing what he was saying. "You mean…down there, right?"

He nodded. "And these babies'll make sure that you don't get pregnant."

"Okay." Sarah blushed. It sounded like a good plan. With Rebecca's baby on the way, there was no room for another.

"Are you ready though? We don't have to if you don't want to."

"I-I want to!" she blushed.

"Then what are we waiting for then, Saree?" Nick said climbing on top of her as she laid down on the bed. "Let's get to work then."

Clementine had shut her book that she had borrowed from Sarah and was about to return it. She had finally finished the thing and decided to give it back and maybe borrow another one. She had planned on leaving the people who had locked her up in a shed, but decided on waiting until her arm had healed before she went onward on her own. It had been two days since she first met them and luckily she hadn't grown attached to anyone besides Pete and Alvin. Just as she walking upstairs, she had met up with Luke and Carlos who were chatting at the bottom. She ignored them and kept on going.

Once Clementine had gotten to Sarah's room, she tried turning the knob and found it locked, but the door could be pushed open. Sarah must have forgotten to close the door all the way. She poked her head in and saw a site for no child's eyes. Nick was nailing Sarah from behind and moaning her name while Sarah whimpered and gasped Nick's name. Clementine wasn't sure what to think. Over the past two days, she wouldn't have guessed that Sarah and Nick were dating, let alone doing what they were doing. Did Carlos even know? No, he couldn't have! He was way too over protective of Sarah to allow such things to be going on under this roof. Before she could shut the door and keep their little secret (to blackmail them with later of course), Carlos came up behind Clementine scaring a loud fart out of her butt.

"What did you eat?" Carlos fanned the air.

"Carlos! Y-you scared the toot outta me!"

"What are you doing here anyway? It's time for dinner."

"I was just about to tell Sarah that now!" she said quickly.

"I'll do it. I need to talk to her anyway."

"NO! Y-you don't wanna go in there! She's…"

Carlos ignored her and went inside. His eyes widened and his mouth dropped just as Nick cried out in ecstasy from his ejaculation. Clementine stared, shaking her head and then looked from the back of Nick to Carlos and back to Nick.

"Damn, you're a good fuck, Saree." Nick smirked rubbing his girlfriend's sides. "It's too bad I've gotta wear a condom. I would have loved to see the cum sliding out of that nice little pussy of your's.

"You…you...NICK WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY DAUGHTER!?" Carlos yelled making Clementine jump about 3 feet in the air and Nick almost break his neck turning around so fast. All of the color seemed to drain out of Nick and Clementine's face, although Clem wasn't the one in trouble and she was scared anyway. As bad as she wanted to go run and hide, she didn't wanna miss a single movement of Nick getting his butt kicked.

"I-I-I…uh…"

"TAKE YOUR…YOURSELF OUT OF HER RIGHT NOW!"

"Y-yeah…" Nick was shaking like a leaf. Sarah quickly pulled the covers over herself, feeling ashamed and embarrassed. Her dad had caught them having sex! Carlos would be taking it easily on her compared to what she would probably be doing to Nick. Carlos left the room, stumping as he went downstairs. Nick was sitting on the edge of the bed holding his face. "Oh god…oh god…oh god! He's gonna kill me! Him and Uncle Pete!"

"Then what are you sitting here for, dummy!?" said Clementine making a good point. "Run! Run before he comes back!"

"Good idea!" Nick tried putting on his clothes, but Clementine stopped him.

"No time! GO!" she hissed. Nick nodded and ran downstairs naked. He couldn't go hide anywhere in the house, he decided as he took what little he could in a few seconds (aka a watch and the condoms he already had on him). It was far too obvious. He had to leave and sit it out until Carlos calmed down. He couldn't take Sarah otherwise he'd never forgive him, especially if something happened to him. Plus he wouldn't be able to get to her without a ladder or getting caught by Carlos or anyone else. Before he even got halfway out of the room, he heard Clementine talking with Luke.

"Clementine, what's going on?" asked Luke. "I heard someone going down the stairs pretty loudly and shouting."

"Don't get involved." he heard Clementine say. "Carlos might kill you too."

"What's wrong with…"

"WHERE IS THAT BASTARD?!" Carlos yelled and he heard a gun click and knew it was all over for him.

"Carlos, what's…"

"Carlos, calm down…" Pete could be heard saying.

"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!" Carlos could be heard looking in a room not too far off. "WHERE IS HE?!"

"Where is who?" asked Luke.

Nick ran past his friends butt naked, barely a blur. Luke looked sick, Pete was confused, and Clementine was trying hard not to laugh while Carlos took off after him. "GET BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD!"

Shots were fired as Nick ran and only one got him in the left butt cheek. He got a pretty good couple of feet away while Carlos yelled in the background and Nick knew he was coming after him for revenge. He found a shed hidden in the woods and went inside. After a few hours, the mad doctor still had not shown up and Nick knew he was safe…for now.

That's all for now. If you guys want more, just tell me in a review and/or just favorite and/or follow the story. I know nobody (well maybe a few people do, I don't know) ships them, but I do and I would love to know what you guys thought of it. I'd hate to waste my time putting up this story's chapters if no one is reading it.