A/N: Hullo again! I admit I have not uploaded in a few months… sorry? I had a HUGE school project, as well as having started watching this great anime, and reading les mis. The last two were basically fangirl procrastinating. XD) I also decided to keep Frank's username as ChineseCanadianBabyMan because it's kinda funny. Anyway, please enjoy.

Percy: Well I'm not enjoying it because it hasn't started yet!

Leo: #persassy

me: And guess why it hasn't started yet.

Percy: ...

me: Actually, I don't want to know why you think. What I was going to say was that it was because I need to put in a disclaimer. Annabeth and Reyna, you'd better see this.

Reyna: We didn't say anything yet.

me: But you were going to.

Annabeth: You should just do it, or will reinvoke that offer ofsilence.

me: I don't own it. None of it.


It was all Leo's fault. It was he who had introduced them to fire tacos, and it was him who first introduced then to his instant messaging board. To be fair, it was Leo's rich, as the one who programmed the page, to show it to his friends. …But the message bard also got quite out-of-hand recently. These are the chronicles of the message board, which, contrary to its inventor's original name of Valdezator CCCXI, we shall call the half-blood message board.


ChineseCanadianBabyMan has logged-on.

BeautyQueen has logged-on.

SeaweedBrain has logged-on.

SeaweedBrain: Hey, does anyone know where Leo is?

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Nope.

BeautyQueen: No idea.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: I last saw him in Cabin nine with some friends.

BeautyQueen: I saw him leaving the cabin later. He must still be out.

SeaweedBrain: OK, thanks guys. I'll show him later.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: What were you going to show him?

SeaweedBrain: Oh, nothing much… just a gigantic, one-of-a-kind binder clip statue!

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Of what?

BeautyQueen: Oh no...

SeaweedBrain: An anglerfish!

BeautyQueen: What's that?

SeaweedBrain: A type of fish. It's in Finding Nemo!

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Not finding nemo again...

PizzaGurl1 has logged-on.

PizzaGurl1: Hey guys!

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Hey!

BeautyQueen: Hey!

SeaweedBrain: Hey!

SeaweedBrain: How're ya doing?

PizzaGurl1: Fine.

SeaweedBrain: So who are you anyway?

BeautyQueen: Good job Percy.

SeaweedBrain: Well do you know who she is?

BeautyQueen: At least I had the decency not to ask right away!

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Girls, girls, you're both pretty.

BeautyQueen: That's a weighted joke.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Oh.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: But can we at least listen to this girl?

BeautyQueen: Fine.

SeaweedBrain: So, who are you?

PizzaGurl1: hehe. I'm Calypso.

SeaweedBrain has logged-out.

BeautyQueen: Really? So Leo finally made you an account!

BeautyQueen: In case you haven't guessed, I'm Piper, and "ChineseCanadianBabyMan" is Frank. Percy's the one who just left.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Hi Calypso!

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Sorry about Percy. He's been quite touchy about you ever since the gods didn't keep their promise.

PizzaGurl1: It's OK. I get it. Does he still have the moon lace i gave him?

BeautyQueen: Yup. And he's even planted some at camp.

PizzaGurl1: Really? I've never seen it.

BeautyQueen: It's near the lake.

PizzaGurl1: That explains it. I just wish he wouldn't be so shy, though. It's not my fault.

BeautyQueen: I know. i think he just needs some time.

PizzaGurl1: I guess...

BeautyQueen: So are you with Leo?

PizzaGurl1: Yup.

BeautyQueen: OK. I'lll tell Percy. He was looking for him earlier.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Calypso? I was wondering something.

PizzaGurl1: Ask away.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: What's with your screen name?

PizzaGurl1: Oh, I've kinda become addicted to this mortal food called "pizza" Leo introduced me to.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Good choice.

BeautyQueen: Hey, wanna come over to my place onetime for some pizza?

PizzaGurl1: Heck yeah!

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: I'm scared, and I don't really want to know where Calypso learned that language.

ChineseCanadianBabyMan has logged-out.

BeautyQueen has logged-out.

PizzaGurl1 has logged-out.


A/N: That turned out to be more filler than I intended. Sorry. I'll try to write more often. Next up: Piper's Pizza. XD