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What's So Bad About Syrup?

The syrup battle started in the kitchen when Itachi had to leave for a meeting in Kyoto for two weeks with Zabuza. Sasuke, and Michiko were already down there setting things up for their arrival. Itachi served him breakfast at the table yesterday. Today was Naruto's day to cook for the raven weasel. Naruto placed the food down next to Itachi then went over to get his briefcase from the counter. Itachi took a few bites from his food. Naruto knew Itachi couldn't stay long because he had to meet Zabuza soon at the airport. The blonde was turned on by the sight of Itachi wearing a suit and damn he looked good in them. Naruto wanted nothing more to have the raven fucked him on the counter while wearing the suit. What can a submissive say being turned on by the sight of your lover? Naruto sat down to enjoy his breakfast when Itachi got a phone call. He excused himself for a little bit and came back to the table where Naruto was licking the fork with syrup on it. His whole body stopped moving forgetting to put away his phone. In his eyes was all in slow motion. His tongue licked the fork clean off then titling his head to get the back of it to finish the job. There was even syrup on his fingers and he went after it. Naruto had one finger in his mouth looking at Itachi with a smirk and continue back to his sticky fingers. His pink tongue came out here and there cleaning his finger. He pulled out his index finger from his mouth and grabbed a napkin to take away the syrup.

"Shouldn't you be heading to meet Zabuza soon," He spoke knowing his little display had messed with the weasel. It was his favorite thing to do was messing with him because he didn't have anything better to do. Well Naruto has things to do, but always makes time to mess with the raven weasel head. As his lover it's his job to mess with him, no one else can do this.

Itachi snapped out it looking at his watch. He was running a little late all because of his sexy blonde here. He ran towards the door and was about to open it when Naruto swooped in giving him kiss that he won't forget by making him taste the maple syrup from Naruto's American breakfast. Itachi moaned into the kiss enjoying the syrup flavor on his tongue.

Naruto pulled out of their heated kiss grinning ear to ear. "Be safe my raven weasel and take care. Call me when you get there ok." Naruto kissed his lips softly and without another word from his lover he pushed him out the door. Itachi stood there for a couple of minutes then headed down to his black jaguar car. Naruto was lending against the door hearing his lover leave then burst out laughing. He walked back into the kitchen to finish off his meal.

On his drive to the airport he touched his lips at the red light hating/loving how the blonde kissed him this morning and the way he was licking that damn fork. The light turned green once again made the raven weasel trying to kick out the image out of his head. He doesn't have time to have that image in his head while he was on working mode. The Uchiha are known for being very serious in their work and have a mask around other people; however when they are around the people they really love or closest friends their mask comes off sometimes.

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Kiba, Gaara, were over at Naruto's and Itachi's manor enjoying the time they can spend with each other. Haku was coming later because he had really something important to do before he headed over to manor. Itachi got pissed at Kiba and Gaara for hanging on to the blonde so much. Even Haku was starting to hang on the blonde. Not far off his own sister Michiko hugs him and kisses him. He was pleased Sasuke and Hinata held back on the blonde doesn't mean they don't tease Naruto from time to time. Kiba and Gaara are like family to the blonde and slowly Haku too was fitting within the group. Gaara is Naruto first cousin and Kiba well he is Naruto's best friend who acts like his older brother. Naruto was feeling a little down not having his lover around. Kiba gave that knowing little grin which got their attention. The others knew about this famous grin which made the others think that something was about to go down and it will be epic. They can't wait to start the chaos. Gaara and Naruto joined in with Kiba's grin when they thought of something that would cause some mischief to their lovers. Hey they bored and when they are bored they pull pranks and mischief. When you have all three of them in the same room and space their imagination goes into overdrive. Now if they added Haku into the mix then no one is safe not even their lovers.

"Why don't you call your lover Itachi and start messing with him. You must have something you can do," Kiba barked lying on the couch placing his legs on the coffee table. He missed Michiko so much. He hated that she's gone for three weeks instead of two like Itachi and Zabuza.

"He's on a business trip," Naruto interject. He wanted to call his lover, but didn't have the heart to do so. He missed his lover's voice that smooth and silky voice that made him cum so many time.

"Well I guess you can forgive him for leaving you for so long. Now what was it, oh yeah that's right he will be gone for two weeks. Plus he told you the day before when he was leaving for that trip to Kyoto." Gaara got pissed at the stupid raven for making his cousin sad and more pissed at his lover Lee for going into training mode at his dojo. He didn't have sex for about four weeks now and he is more than ready to jump something, but he's faithful and loyal not to cheat on his lover Lee. The red head knew Lee would pay for making him wait and crave his dominant's flesh. Naruto thought about what Gaara said which in indeed made him mad how Itachi told him last minute about his trip.

"I think your right you. I should call him and mess with him," Naruto gave the famous grin back at Kiba and Gaara.

"Don't forget to take a sexy picture of yourself and send it to him knowing what he is missing out," Haku said coming from the front door then closed it. He walked over heading towards Gaara and sat down. Haku was joining the group of missing their lovers. His lover Zabuza is with Itachi for those two weeks too. Hinata was at home taking care of the twin boys and a baby girl on the way. Sasuke is one lucky man.

"That's brilliant to send sexy photos of yourself to Itachi! I wanted to kill my wife for sending me sexy pictures and they are driving me crazy. They are good for masturbation while she is away," Kiba barked thinking of his wife then gave out a long sigh missing her badly. They all sighed missing their love ones

Before he called Itachi the blonde need something sweet for a snack for his stomach. He headed in the kitchen follow by Kiba who wanted something to eat too. Gaara and Haku just headed into the dining room. It was late at night and finally Naruto poured some chocolate chips and a good helping of syrup then sparkle some marshmallow bits on top. Kiba eyed the blonde in his strange food he made. He wonder if Naruto is with kit, but wasn't sure. He had to talk to Gaara about it to double check or his wife who is three month pregnant and not showing at all yet. Naruto grabbed his bowl waiting for Kiba to grab a bag of chips. They both headed back to the dining room which was close by the living room where Gaara and Haku were waiting for them. Naruto wasn't allowed to eat inside the living room knowing full well food is messy and didn't want to risk getting the living room dirty. Gaara handed the blonde the phone telling everyone to be quiet when Naruto makes the call then when the blonde gives the signal they will make some noises whatever that might be. Naruto had to control his snickering before he dialed his lover's number. Everyone was waiting for the raven to pick up having Naruto placed the phone on speaker mode, so everyone can hear him. Itachi finally picked the phone with a groan in his voice.

"Hello," The raven asked having the phone close to his ears and having his near the pillow. He doesn't like to be awaken up if he was dreaming about Naruto moaning underneath him.

"It's me your ball of sunshine," He couldn't believe he said it in front of his friends. He knew they won't let him live it down. Never. Itachi was full awake hearing his sexy submissive talking. It had been three days since he heard his lover's voice. He wondered why he was calling hoping nothing was wrong. The blonde knew not to call him when he is on a business trip because he would want to come home early. But secretly he loved hearing his lover's voice no matter what.

"Why are you calling so late at night?" He placed his right arm on the pillow trying to support his body while talking on the phone.

"Well I was…I was," Now the others were watching Naruto and were making fun of him by making kissing faces to each other. Kiba turned towards the blonde wrapping his arms around himself then making sexy sounds while hugging himself. Luckily Itachi didn't hear it thankfully until Naruto gave then the sign to start something.

"NAKED SYRUP PARTY!" Kiba shouted laughing so hard made Haku chuckle a little bit along with Gaara smiling away.

"Of all the things he could think of that was it," Naruto thought taking a spoon his treat.

"Who's there with you?" Itachi heard this making his straighten up in his bed and turned on the lights. His tone was strict not wanting to have his blonde taken away. Before Naruto got the chance to tell him Kiba walked over thinking this needs to get a little more exciting. He grabbed the bowl of strangeness dumping it on his head. The phone is in front of Naruto with a bowl of his treat on his head.

"Kiba I am going to kill you for dumping my bowl on my head. Now I am all sticky. I have to take my shirt off which is sticking to my body now," Naruto pouted taking the bowl all his head. Luckily he was sitting at the dining room table and the floor was hard wood. He forgot Itachi was on the phone for a minute and the way he was talking.

Itachi on the other line was dead silence. He finally realized the voice belong to Kiba and not far off Haku and Gaara. His main focus right now is thinking Naruto cover in syrup dripping down is naked chest and wanted to lick it off his tan body. The raven thought about Naruto being all sticky and licking himself gave Itachi a hard on.

"Yes, Naruto I think you should take your clothes off not just your shirt and slide across the hallway floor to see how far you can go with all the syrup on you," Kiba shouted again got Itachi's attention. "Here let me help you take it off. Gaara come help me before he gets away from me. Haku need you to get more syrup."

"Fine, but I am placing my bet on him going farther than you can," Gaara walking over towards Naruto. "Besides Naru-Chan would look sexy then maybe he would fly towards the wall and stick to it. If that happens I too would join this race." This made everyone belly over in laughter. Rarely hearing Gaara say such things was a bonus to them. Itachi is getting wild ideas of Naruto running around the house naked and with syrup on his body with another person then sticking to the walls.

"You think Naruto can beat Kiba in the race," Haku stepped into the conversation. "Sorry Naruto, but it would seems Kiba might have you beat."

"Oh yeah I can show you I can beat Kiba in the syrup race," Now the crazy idea was going too far having Haku and Gaara headed out to buy lots of syrup bottles for this crazy stupid race. Poor Itachi is listening to the craziness of it all.

"Hey Itachi I need to go and beat Kiba in this syrup race," Naruto hang up on the phone leaving Itachi hanging. Three hours passed Haku and Gaara came back with ten bottles in each of their hands. They had to triple bag it so it wouldn't brake on them.

"Wait, are we really doing this then?" Kiba ask crossing his arms. "We're going to be really sticky at the end of all this and Naruto had a head start." He laughed smiling at the blonde and the others.

Naruto's phone was ringing and the blonde was nowhere near it; however Haku placed the bags on the table and same with Gaara who noticed the phone ringing. Haku answer the call and left it on speaker. Now Itachi can hear what will happen to Naruto. Itachi finally got through. He couldn't sleep at all after the phone call he got from Naruto. He needed to kill Kiba, but trying to figure out how to do it until Michiko popped into his head. Yes, he will talk to his sister to get Kiba for him. He gave an evil grin thinking what his sister might to do to him. Also get Gaara and Haku for causing trouble within his home and Naruto's home. His attention was back to the phone when he heard more talking going on.

"Well it's because of this dog breath that dumped my snack on my head." He glared at Kiba only made Kiba laughed harder.

"Hey I had to think of something fun to do while you were talking to your kissy, kissy lover Itachi there. Beside you can't beat me in this race." Kiba smiled pointing at himself thinking he had won already.

"I can't let Kiba beat me in this race. I will clear the hallway for us to have this sliding race on its way. Oh where did I put the tarp, Itachi?" Haku brought the phone to Naruto so he can ask his lover where it was. Itachi sat on the other line quiet. "Hello Itachi, are you there?" The raven didn't answer his lover's question. "Uh I think we lost him after the battle of the syrup race." Naruto hang of the phone leaving a pissed horny Uchiha alone in his bed. In reality Naruto didn't pay attention and didn't hung up on Itachi. The raven was hearing everything that was going on including the part where Naruto said the syrup soak through his underwear. Mind you it was Gaara who won the race after beating Kiba and Naruto. When Gaara doesn't have sex for a while he does crazy things.

Itachi hung up on the phone not wanting to listen anymore. "They better clean up their damn mess before I get home or so help me his friends and him will have to feel my wrath." Itachi spoke trying to clear his mind away from his 'little problem'. The morning finally came to the raven weasel having slept a little after the wild phone call he had from Naruto.

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Naruto called again made Itachi hope his friends had left their home. They talked a little bit about what the blonde did in class until Kiba was going after his syrupy pancakes. Yep you guessed it they were still there at their home causing chaos within it since they last syrup race. Naruto said he had to leave and finish up his pancakes before his dog breath friend eat his breakfast. He hangs up his cell phone opening up the car door. Itachi sighs closing the door getting ready for the big business meeting this morning. It was the seventh day when Itachi and Zabuza came to Kyoto. They made it to the meeting sighted his younger brother and sister at the door. Itachi sits down at the head of the table where Zabuza and Michiko are on either side of him and Sasuke is sitting next to his older sister. The rest of the business men showed up and sat down waiting for this meeting to start.

Mr. Zakasho brought some brownies for everyone. He has a sweet tooth and business partners knows this. It made Itachi think about syrup race and how the blonde keep saying how the syrup was so sweet. Or how the syrup is all over Naruto's naked body. Luckily he had to stop the fantasy when the door was closed and everyone was looking at him. After the meeting was all said and done the Uchiha and Zabuza were free. This made them happy because when they were leaving early than expected. They had settle the deal quite quickly with no problems at all. Everything had fitted into the guide lines that they had talked earlier on the phone before the big business trip to finalize the project. The man stated he didn't want to drag the meeting after meeting and knew that his company would be in the best of hands. Also deep down he missed his sexy concubine at home. Itachi can now go home and tackle the hyper blonde. The raven weasel will make him not walk for a week or more. When Zabuza takes him out for an office dinner Itachi saw the syrup and curses Naruto.

"Why are you cursing Naruto? He's not even here to mess with you or does it has to do with this?" Zabuza stated placing his menu down and held the bottle of syrup. Sasuke and Michiko left after the meeting wanting to go home and be with their family. As for Michiko was going to punish Kiba for causing trouble for Itachi.

"Naruto has been messing with me with syrup lately. Like how he licked the syrup off his fingers while staring at me or licking the fork clean. Also your lover Haku joined Naruto and the others in mischief a few days ago at my manor," Itachi figured out what he wanted to eat. Zabuza was smirking at Itachi's lover and the trouble he is causing for the raven. "I want you to punish Haku as you see fit for making my home a war zone with the syrup race."

"I know what you are talking about. Your submissive playing mind games. Mine does it too when I am away or just there. Explain to me what a syrup race is," Itachi explained what had happen while he was on the phone with Naruto, but left out the part of him getting hard. Zabuza was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes. Yes, he will punish Haku for joining the syrup race. Zabuza liked the idea of his submissive being all sticky from the rich syrup. Their food came when Itachi was in the middle of explaining about what had happen when he got through the second time.

"Do they know we are coming back early?" Zabuza asked stopping him to grin like a mad man made Itachi's eyebrow went up.

"What's with the evil grin?" Itachi asked after he told the lady for their check.

"I think we shouldn't tell them that we are coming back early and surprised them. If they are caught doing something naughty we can punish them on the spot or later on that night. Make sure Sasuke and Michiko don't tell their lovers that they are coming back early," Itachi liked the idea of surprising their submissive and catching them if they did something wrong. They paid for their meals being pleased with their food and drinks. Itachi was surprised that Nyaa Nyaa Café was even in Kyoto. He needs to talk to his sister and brother about putting some of their stocks into that company. Itachi phoned Sasuke and Michiko explaining Zabuza's idea and they liked it.

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