Molly shifted on the sofa uncomfortably, the black dress she wore was covered in sequins, making her arse rather itchy, and she needed a drink, very badly. Eddie and Richie were taking their sweet time getting ready, Eddie was guzzling whatever alcohol he owned as pre-drinks, and Richie was dithering between a red or black tie.

"Will you two hurry up? " Whined Molly, she really wanted to get drunk. " Pick the red one Richie, unctuck your shirt and tighten your belt, you look like you've shit yourself! Eddie...get your nose out of the kitchen sink cupboard! "

Richie fumbled with his clothes nervously as Molly approached, looking him up and down appraisingly before sighing in annoyance. He nearly whimpered as she forcibly pulled his trousers up and tightened his belt before untucking the shirt and loosening his tie.

" Don't be so nervous around girls Richie, we can taste it " She winked

" Taste what!?" He spluttered

" Vodka! " Crowed Eddie triumphantly from his very thorough search. " I can taaashte it "

Molly took her eyes off Richie and angrily glared at Eddie " Bugger off! That's mine you git! I hid it behind the bathroom cleaner, you never go in that section! "

" Desperate times call for desperate measures! Nobody's more desperate than Eddie Hitler, except Richard Richard" Eddie looked pointedly at his flatmate.

" What's he on about Richie? "

" Ahauhaha! " Grimaced Richie, striding over to Eddie and snatching the bottle of cheap vodka from Eddie's clammy hands " You've had quite enough young man! "

" More than you've ever had." Eddie countered cheekily, stumbling over to the coat stand and shrugging on his grey overcoat with difficulty.

" Are we talking about drinking or shagging? " Piped Molly.

" It's Eddie being a pervy Molly, don't lis-"

" Both! " Grinned Eddie

" I like both! Who doesn't eh Richie? " Snorted Molly, standing up and elbowing Richie in the side companionably, slyly pulling the vodka out of the mans grasp.

" Oh, yes..I love doing both " Sighed Richie.

" Both hands you mean? " Snorted Eddie.

Molly gave a loud guffaw at Richie's look of rage, he turned to glare at her and she just shrugged sheepishly, taking the moment to open the bottle of vodka and take a long pull.

"Eurgh!" She moaned, shivering at the taste " That's rough...just the way I like it! " She took a few more gulps.

" Oo-er " Chorused the two men.

" Shut up you gits" Molly promptly walked out into the hallway, still grasping the bottle of vodka. " Are we going to the pub or not? I don't want to be around Spudgun alone."

" I'll keep you company! " Volunteered Richie, pulling on his coat on as he flounced after Molly " Coming Eddie? "

Eddie stumbled out into the hallway, scampering after his two flatmates.

" I beg your pardon?! "

As they walked along the dimly illuminated street, Molly regretted not bringing a coat, she simply couldn't be arsed dragging it around all night.

" Friggin' hell! " She spat as the wind buffeted her shivering body

" What's wrong with you? Time of the month? " Asked Richie smugly as Molly shot a glare at him.

" Twat " She grunted, looking away in annoyance and wrapping her arms about herself, taking a long pull on the vodka bottle. She was so glad she'd worn a bra with the dress, her nipples could cut diamond right now.

She promptly bumped into a stock still Richie, she looked at Eddie questionably.

" Cut diamond eh? " He grinned, looking down at her dress and adjusted his glasses.

" I'll cut you if you don't shut your gob! " Threatened Molly, raising the glass bottle above her head, swaying slightly. " I was just thinking out loud that's all, I'm blimming freezing! "

" And pissed "

" Shut up Eddie, you're one to talk! "

" Aha! I am talking, well pointed out! "

Molly growled in aggressively and upended the vodka bottle into her mouth, chugging the liquid before smashing it over Eddie's head, showering him in glass shards.

" I love those smashing noises! "

" I think I'm in love " Sighed Eddie dreamily as blood dripped down his head.

" No, I think its just the blood loss." Pointed Richie as Eddie tumbled to the ground, gravel crunching noisily.

" Aaw bugger I didn't mean to do it to him that hard "

Richie turned around promptly, offering his arm to Molly " Just leave him there, he'll recover in a mo "

Molly took the proffered arm and smiled, cuddling up to Richie. " Oh! You're nice and warm Richie! "

It took all of Richie's will not to push up against the intoxicated woman as she snaked her arm inside his coat and around his waist.

" Eeer, well, you could say I was 'Hot Stuff ' He rasped, finding that his mouth had gone rather dry.

" Hmmm..maybe lukewarm " Joked Molly as they both resumed walking to the pub.

" Oh? Not tepid? " It was actually rather hard to walk with her stumbling like this, he plucked up his courage and wrapped his arm about Molly's waist.

" Clammy " She giggled, seemingly not noticing his arm, her own snaked lower as she stumbled.

" Umm...room temperature? " Squeaked Richie, her hand was getting dangerously low as Molly regained her footing

" Bloody shoes " She cursed, the moment broken as the Lamb and Flag came into view. " Come on, lets get into the warm Richie."

Molly wrinkled her nose as they entered the pub, the smell of stale beer and smoke invading her nose. She was shocked to see Eddie already sat at a table, a few empty pint glasses deposited around himself as he seemed to nurse his sixth stout. Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun were at the bar, arguing with Dick Head the barman.

" You know what, I don't even want to know " She sighed as Eddie gestured for them to pull up a chair.

A/N: Yaaay an update! Sorry been a mixture of man troubles and boozing for a while!

Nippip1! Oh garsh you made me blush! Thanks so much for the reviews, gave me a right kick up the arse! I think it's my dirty mind that helps me to write the characters properly ;) A kind of..inner Richie if you will haha! Why don't you write something too? The more the merrier!

You guys who don't review? Better do it else I'll come over and shag you ;D