This is my first star trek fic! don't know how far i'm going to take it, just a bit of fun really. Please tell me if you want more!

chapter 1

Captain Jane Kirk stood behind Spock, with her phaser ready and set to stun. The tribes people of this planet were not all that welcoming to outsiders.

Spock was kneeling on the ground, scanning some of the plant-life and typing some beepy-sciency stuff into an information pad.

"We all done here, Spock?" she asked nervously, after hearing some suspicious rustling in the bushes surrounding them.

"That should be enough, Captain" He said, standing up

"Wow, this seemingly simply mission actually went according to plan, there's a first" She pulled out her communicator "Two to beam up Scotty"

The white light of the transporter pad swirled around them until they were back inside the ship.

"Thanks Scotty I-" She began.. but, something... wasn't right here. whats the hell's wrong with my voice? she asked herself. She looked down, startled by the bright blue shirt. She looked to her left, expecting to see Spock, ready with an explanation. She only found herself staring back at her, standing perfectly straight, arms behind her back, and eyebrow raised in confusion.

Then the penny dropped.

"The fuck is this?" She asked, confirming her fears. That was defiantly Spocks voice.

Scotty was standing behind the transporter controls, mouth hanging open in confusion.

"Mr Spock? is there a problem?" He stuttered, surprised at Spocks suddenly colorful language.

"The fuck there is a problem.." She brought her hands to her face, then to her now pointy ears. "What the hell's happened here?!"

"Captain" came her voice from beside her "It appears a malfunction in the transporter pad has caused us to switch bodies"

She looked at Spock.. whitch felt like looking in the mirror, then back at Scotty, and back to Spock, sighing in frustration,

"god dammit" she muttered, stepping off the pad and walking towards the door "BONES"