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Original Series by

Ken Akamatsu / 魔法先生ネギま! (Mahō Sensei Negima)

Ichiei Ishibumi/ ハイスクールD×D (Haisukūru Dī Dī)

Foreword notes : Honestly I probably should get a beta reader as there are a ton of grammatical and other errors that I'm to lazy to check for after writing.

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Chapter 1

As the pair walked down the side road, for the first time in a long time Mittelt felt sort of conflicted. She honestly had just intended to use the standard innocent ignorant girl method to just isolate the target but to think she had actually enjoyed the time they had spent together. This wasn't supposed to happen, all they did was standard human stuff, shopping, eating, chatting, it shouldn't have been so much fun but it was. The enjoyment gnawed at her as they got farther and farther from the crowds. Still she had a job and girl was just a human, just trash that no one would care about in the end Mittelt said to her herself over and over pushing down the brief stint of happiness that she had felt. Mittelt steeled herself as she could feel her vicious persona the one that had enable to survive this brutal world come to front.

"Oh here it is! thanks for walking with me Chisame-chan! There's just one last thing." Mittelt said with a grin on her face, the last of her concerns pushed away as she erected the localized barrier to ward off prying eyes.

"Hmm? What is it?." The bespectacled orange haired girl said as she turned to Mittelt. Seeing as she now had Chisames full attention she released she wings from her back as blackened feathers erupted in the pale moon light.

"I'm going to need you to die." Mittelt said in the most vicious way possible wondering how the girl would take it. Would she scream? Would she cry? Would she fight? Would she grovel? Would she be in shock? The reactions humans gave when there end was coming made an evil smile come to her face as she gathered her energies summoning her pink light spear.

"Seriously Mittelt? A declaration of evilness? Who are you trying to convince?" Chisame said, the look on her face was of indifference or annoyance. Wait what? Of all the faces Mittelt had seen humans do over the years indifference was never one, what was this feeling it was grating! Did she not believe her? Did she thing this was a joke?! How dare this human!

"I liked you Chisame-san so I was going to make your death quick and painless, but I've just changed my mind!" Mittelt shouted as she threw her lance aiming at Chisame's leg, crippling was the basics to torture after all.

Ah there it was, the look of indifference on Chisame's face turned quickly to surprise as the blade flew at her. That face however disappeared only to be replaced with seriousness and annoyance.

"ADEAT!" Chisame shouted as magical girl staff appeared in front of her she literally erupted with magic. The bright magic lasted for only a second covering her entire body but in that brief second her school uniform had changed into a typical mahou shoujo outfit of sorts. Mittelt couldn't help but stand in shock as her spear bounced off a magical barrier or was it just shock of the sheer stupidity of the sacred gear transformation sequence.

"Wha-what what? A real life magical girl? Buwahahaha, god truly made a magical girl? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" Mittelt couldn't help stammer and laugh at the ridiculous situation, she had been tasked to kill a sacred gear holder after all but still this was probably the last type of sacred gear she had expected to have even existed.

"I'm a mage and what the hell are you supposed to be Mittelt? A tengu?" Chisame said clearly annoyed by my laughter.

"Ah-ah…" it took me several more moments to calm down and answer "Hell no I'm not one of those long nose birds, I'm a fallen angel" she stated haughty.

"Not that it actually matters to someone that's about to die." Mittelt said gathering the energy to generate 3 more spears of light, only to see that Chisame had started running away in the interim.

"You can't escape me!" Mittelt shouted at her retreating form as she launched the spears only for them to miss her completely as Chisame cut left into an under ground parking garage with speed beyond what normal people should achieve.

'Damn she's fast for a human.' Mittelt thought as she focused on the task at hand.

"Grrrr make this easier for both of us and just die!" Mittelt shouted as she flew into the garage after Chisame. Did she really think she could escape. Still clearly she knew about her sacred gear so I shouldn't take her to lightly and wait shit did she say mage?

Hard diving to the left as she turned the corner Mittelt just barely dodge a singular magic arrow as it streaked across the garage lot, looking she could see Chisame on the other side of the garage still in mid-incantation as a 2nd bolt shot across. This one was far more easily dodged it, Mittelt easily side stepping it now that she could see was coming. Dangerous but a manageable level best as Mittelt internally sighed in relief as it could have easily gotten ugly if Chisame had any skill.

"Is that the best you can do?" Mittelt found herself unable to resist the urge to taunt Chisame's failed attempts.

"Nope" Chisame said with that damnable sexy smile on her face.

'who the hell does she think she-' Mittelts thought cut short as the magic arrow that she had just dodge exploded like a flash grenade right behind to her as Mittelt fell to the floor eyes water and ears ringing.

"AHHH! YOU BITCH, I'LL GUT YOU FOR TH-" Mittelt shouted until suddenly the world turned into pain as her body took to the air once again though not under her jurisdiction this time around was due to a digitally sprite controlled SUV smashing into her like a rag doll, flinging her into the garage wall.

'It hurt to think, it hurt to see, it hurt to even breath, everything hurt' Mittelt thought as she could feel her right arm and ribs crumple under the impact of the car, as bruises lined as her back and wings. The world was spinning as she tried to stand and shake off the effects, as her eyes began to take focus she looked up a pink staff in mid swing towards her head before it all went dark.

3 months… 3 months of relative normalcy since she had transferred cut short by some crazy ass fallen angel. Chisame Hasegawa bemoaned as she opened the front door of her house as she headed to school. Yawning for the dozenth time this morning she went over the events of the previous evening once again. The last thing Chisame expected was to actually well win against Mittelt, although she had learned some basic defense spells her goal was in fights was A) avoid them all together B) if it one happened send an SOS to Negi and avoid dying until one of the front liners arrived.

How was she supposed to know that for once someone trying to kill her wasn't more durable then a battleship on steroids for once. Everyone else in Mahoro or Mundus usually just cut, punched, or just plain blew cars up if they were in the way so seeing how just hitting the girl with a car caused so much damage was awkward to say the least. So much so that she had immediately began basic medical spells to prevent the girl from bleeding out on her.

Still Negi arrived just in time with Konoka in tow to heal Mittelt up, much to Chisame's unspoken relief, thank god for his lightning modes speed or else the girl would have definitely died before medical backup would have arrived. Though honestly the rest of 2-A joy riding inside Kaede's cloak turned what should have been a quick clean up job into a reunion party one that lasted to 2 AM. Chisame was not amused as Kaede had literally dropped a flesh groping human dump pile on her.

As Chisame Hasegawa yawned once again she saw her across the street neighbor Issei exiting his house with a dour look on his face. The average looking teen had a troubled look on his face instead of the usually pervy one that she had come to expect with her brief stint at living here.

"What's your deal?" she asked nonchalantly as they walked towards the school. Even if he was a pervert as long as he wasn't actively doing anything prevy Chisame found him general tolerable, then again having dealt with Jack Rakan anything and anyone could be considered tolerable. Comparatively though the pervert trio combined still managed to come close at times. Still Issei, Matsuda, and Motohama were far more manageable then the indestructible old man and her punishments actually worked on them.

"It's nothing just... Yuuma-chan… I think" Issei said as if struggling to put thoughts into speech.

"She break up with you already?" Chisame said jokingly, after all Issei had spent pretty much all of the walk yesterday bragging about the girl.

The silence from Issei was like a dead gloom upon the air as Chisame couldn't help but sweat drop.

"I was just joking! Still I couldn't have been worse then my night." Chisame said trying to change the topic.

"It was just a dream…" Issei said before mumbling "I think" to himself as he walked silently ahead.

"Okk…" Chisame said unsure how to response to the normally cheerful Issei deciding to just leave it at that.

As she sat in class Chisame couldn't help but stare out the window as the lecture went on and on, the scribble of pens and pencil on paper could be heard just under the drone of the teachers voice. It was typical scene that one could see in any calm normal Japanese high school.

For a former all girls school kuoh high school had been normal almost too normal, well outside the pervert trio, she was still unsure how those 3 hadn't been arrested yet for their actions. Then again having been stripped by a 10 year old teacher multiple times in public for a good portion of her junior high school career made it retrospectively more understandable that Japans schools didn't really follow standard legal procedure.

All and all Chisame found herself getting bored of the normalcy, not that she would ever tell anyone that. Yesterday she felt alive, the heart beating fight for her life was somewhat exhilarating except for the whole dying angle and the party was well fun. She idle wondered if she should transfer back to Mahoro, after all the pranks, the fights, and the general sense of adventure the days would chaotically bring would never cease to amaze. Her thoughts lingered on what a certain green haired robot and gigolo brat were currently up to… The speeding up of her heart beat at just the thought of Negi brought her mood down immediately though… that damn brat.

Her revelry of the end of day bell was interrupted by the opening of her classroom door, Issei was standing there looking disheveled… thought not in the I got beat up by another girls sports team sort of way rather a mentally exhausted sort of way that he usually had.

"Chisame-san!" Issei shouted in a seemingly panicked tone

"What Issei-san? No need to shout I'm right here." Chisame said glancing lazily over has Issei made his way over to her.

"You remember Yuuma-chan right?" Issei said with a hint of desperation in his voice.

"Yeah we talked this morning about her." Chisame responded perplexed as Issei seemingly deflated in joy at those simple words.

"I only met her for a few minutes yesterday though, why what's the big deal?" Chisame asked.

"It's just no one else remembers… and I can't find anything… no pictures, no videos, no contacts anything." Issei said like a broken man.

Chisame's eyes narrowed at Issei's comment, while mind and technology alteration was widely used by all magic factions usually it was done just to alter an event. Erasing a person from existance went well beyond normal actions.

"You sure? Do you mind if I take a look at your cell phone?" Chisame said trying to act casual after all if a group had this much power it might be an actual situation.

Chisame pretended to flicker through dozens of options at ludicrously high speeds as Issei was watching her work. Her spirits meanwhile hacked through the spell encryption that were placed on it within seconds in the background. The encryption was interesting, not the typical ones mages she knew used but still nothing against her skills.

"I'm not sure, something does seem odd though Issei-san. Check back with me tomorrow and I'll let you know if I find anything." Chisame said after a few minutes of pretending to do stuff with the phone before handing it back. The situation was simply strange and not something that Chisame wanted to drag Issei into lest whoever they were come back for a more through mind wipe.

'Finally in my fortress of solitude' Chisame thought as she closed her room door behind her not that she really needed to as her folks were never around. Still it was a habit she picked up from the dorms.

"Open a line to Yue." Chisame said lazily to her sprites as she changed clothing for her nightly Chui routine.

"Hello?" A somewhat sleepy Yue answered from her phone.

"Hey Yue, can you identify this magic seal for me." Chisame said as my comm-link matched up with Apprentice Magi in Adrienne. While she could ask Negi or Eva, Yue's artifact was actually the best suited for any research based questions given it's unlimited access abilities. That and Negi was busy enough as is and it would be cold day in hell before she would ask for another favor from Eva again.

"It's 7 am over here Chisame." Yue complained

"Yeah I know, I needed to ask a magic question before you went to class though." Chisame said

"Ugh… fine… but open a line to Nodoka since your already hacking the communication systems between the worlds." Yue said as she got up.

"Sure sure, anyways sending you the magical design I saw, can you identify it?" Chisame said as she re-routed some of the sprites to contact Nodoka.

"Hmmm where did you get this from? From what I can tell this design is used by the Christian denominations for information control. Though given the magic imbued in it it was likely cast by an inhuman." Yue said after some seconds.

"Hmm so something like a fallen angel?" I asked remembering last nights events.

"It's possible, did something happen?" Yue interjected

"Yue!? eekkk Haruna!" Nodoka's voice cut in followed by a second more annoying voice "How's my Yue doing." Haruna voice cut in a sultry tone.

"Anyways thanks Yue send me the details when you can, I'll leave you guys to talk on your own." Chisame said

"Aww don't be so cold Chisame! We haven't seen each other in forever!" Haruna implored in her teasingly jokingly voice.

"All of you guys just came over yesterday… I have the grope marks to prove it." Chisame deadpanned

"What?" Yue said surprised.

"Oh right, the murder attempt!" Haruna said as if she had just remembered.

"Murder attempt?!" Yue said even more surprised.

"Give that back!" Nodoka voice could be heard in the back ground.

"Eh nothing major Yue, just ask Nodoka if you want the details I'm signing off." Chisame said as she switched herself out of that conference room.

Chisame sighed friends were friends but still Chisame needed her own time and after yesterdays events she still hadn't had time to de-stress.

Glancing through her other messages she noted the ones from Negi and the rest of 2-A depending if it was business or just random drivel. Seriously did they really need to group text everything Chisame groaned as she stared at her 5000 count text message log before simply running a query over the important keywords and deleting the rest.

There were some important the political attributes mixed into the whole mess that Chisame made note to keep track of. Some open dialogues with the Youkai Factions from the meeting during new years that Konoke and Setsuna were still working on. Memories of last New Years events springing up as Chisame wondered if Kunou or Natsumi had figured out there deal with Kotarou yet.

'Eh none of my business' Chisame thought as she stuffed the idle harem thoughts away and pulled up the remaining other messages.

Looking them through Levi-tan, Mil-tan, and some of her other net friends were sorted and responded to accordingly. Levi-tan apparently still wanted to have a live meet up but like always Chisame declined preferring to keep her status as an unknown Net-idol despite being the most famous one.

Then there were some business end dialogues regarding franchising of the Chiu name, honestly Chisame was well enough off that it wasn't a huge concern of hers so she stuffed them away for later. Smiling in putting on the finishing touches to her sultry attire as she let her hair loose.

"Right now it's Chiu-chan time!" Chisame said to no one in particular, personality switching as she activated her live feeds.

The next morning Chisame looked at Issie's front door having planned to talk to Issie only for Rias Gremory to come of his house with him.

Yeah... like that isn't grade A suspicious to have the number one hottest girl in the school to come out one of the house with one of the three stooges.

"Morning Issie-san and Rias-senpai." Chisame said nodding to the pair, given how Issie looked confused as well. Still Rias reeked of mystery, she clearly was involved in whatever was going on. Still Chisame stifled herself from making any overly notable snarky remarks that would probably draw more attention then not.

If someone else wanted to take over Issie's issue who was she to intervene, well as long as it didn't make it worse. The tracking program she had installed on his phone yesterday would notify her if any overly suspicious sounds happened near it.

"Oh God, please guide me on the correct path" Asia Argento prayed as she looked at the subway map in front of her. It wasn't that complicated, who was she kidding… it was very complicated with more side rail lines then she had ever seen anywhere else, not to mention her Japanese wasn't that good, and well she honestly had no idea where she was.

Still if it was gods will then she would somehow make due, at least until she walked right into someone causing Asia to fall over forward as she dropped all her stuff.

"Are you alright?" the voice said as a hand grabbed her preventing her from fully falling over.

"I'm so sorry" Asia said reflexively in Italian, her brain still trying to translate the Japanese words spoken to her.

"Oh? Are you alright?" the voice said again this time in perfect Italian.

Looking up at who she had crashed into Asia found herself looking at the near flawless skin of tall a Green haired girl who was wearing some weird metal accessories on her head. Was this one of those Japanese cosplayers she had heard so much about about? The rest of her outfit looked fairly regular though maybe it was one of those school girl outfits.

"Thank you very much, sorry about that I was just so concentrated on trying to figure out where to go." Asia said bowing to her. "I didn't expect to meet anyone that spoke fluent Italian in these parts, my name is Asia Argento."

"My name is Chachamaru Karakuri, it's no issue as I can speak over 100 different languages." the tall girl said before bowing back.

"Wahh over a hundred languages, that's so impressive!" Asia said surprising coloring her face as she had never met someone so talented.

"It's nothing my database systems are designed with the latest linguist functions. Are you ok? You mentioned figuring out where to go, did you need help with that?" Chachamaru said

"Well..."

Chisame didn't see Issie on the way back from school, Kiba's calling him out of the class was obviously suspicious and made Ria's club even more suspect.

"No no no!" Chisame said to herself, hands slapping her cheeks to drown out the thoughts of getting even more involved as she approached her house.

"I came here for a normal school year and I'm not getting- Chachamaru?" Chisame said as surprise colored her face as the green haired girl was standing outside her house with a Nun and a rather large box?

"Right on time Chisame." Chachamaru said bowing to her friend

"Chachamaru what are you doing here? And who's that?" Chisame asked as her thoughts on Issie were stuffed into the recesses of her mind.

"My name is Asia Argento" Asia said with heavily accented Japanese, as she bowed.

"Did I say that right?" She said in Italian to Chachamaru.

'Spirit two translate that.' Chisame said to her electronic spirits telepathically

'It's Hanpe, Chiu-sama.' Spirit two protested. 'She was just asking if she said that correctly in italian.'

'Keep running the translation script' Chisame noted before returning her attention to the foreigner.

"That's correct Asia, you're Japanese has improved greatly on the ride here." Chachamaru said

to Asia who smiled at the praise like a puppy being fed a treat.

"Chisame Hasegawa." Chisame said nodding towards Asia, "So what's going on?" Chisame said slowly in Italian as Hanpe fed her the words.

"Oh you can speak Italian as well!?" Asia said surprised.

"Just a trick I learned, I'm not that good at it." Chisame responded slowly in Italian trying to enunciate the words correctly as the sprites fed them to her.

"I met Asia on the way here, she was heading in a similar direction so we ended up taking the train together." Chachamaru said plainly.

"Of course you did." Chisame sighed, 'Knowing my luck she has some perverted demon stalking her or something' she thought to herself.

Elsewhere in Tokyo, Diodora sneezed wondering where that had come from. He was quiet annoyed having lost track of Asia earlier that morning in the hustle bustle of the Tokyo crowds.

"So where are you headed Asia?" Chisame said

"Um… I was appointed to the Church in this town." Asia said with a sort of sad melancholy that Chisame couldn't really trace.

"There's a Church in this town?" Chisame said more in surprise to herself, maybe it was a new one? Then again Churches weren't something Chisame really paid attention to so she just brushed the thought aside as she had one of the sprites run a search.

"Well nice meeting you, I'll-" Chisame said intending to head inside, only to be stopped by Chachamaru's hand on her shoulder. Chisame wanted to argue but the look that Chachamaru gave her simply instead made her sigh in resignation.

"I'll show you where it is, just let me put my stuff away." Chisame said as she opened her door. Only for Chachamaru to place a rather large box inside as well.

"Those are for what happened the other night, we'll discuss it more later." Chachamaru said vaguely and quietly, though as it was in Japanese Asia likely wouldn't have understood it anyways.

"Ok… that was resolved fast. Anyways lets get this over with." Chisame stated resisting the urge to rub her temples.

Chisame led the way using the maps that her sprites had generated, the church surprisingly wasn't that far from her house. Still Chisame as the trio talked about random social topics the sheer lack of general knowledge Asia had made Chisame internally cringe.

"Wow that church looks run down… you sure this is the right place?" Chisame said to Asia as she looked at the Church. Though the lights were on so someone was clearly inside it still it had the feeling of disrepair to it.

"It's correct, I think." Asia said as she looked over her maps as Chachamaru confirmed for her.

"I would like to make you some tea as a gratitude for taking me here." Asia said to the both of them bowing once again.

"It's ok you really don-" Chisame was saying only to be interrupted by a "We would love to." Chachamaru said cutting Chisame off. A slight twitch on Chisame face was the only indication of annoyance at the robot.

'You don't even drink tea' Chisame sent telepathically to the robot to express her displeasure.

'Master says it's still good manners, also I wish to make sure that Asia will be alright.' Chachamaru replied plainly.

'Fine fine, wait what do you mean alright?' Chisame stated somewhat alarmed.

'I'm sensing over 40 adult humans and 1 in-human signatures inside the complex' Chachamaru said matter of fact way that made Chisame face palm.

'And what part of that seems like a good idea that I go inside as well?' Chisame said annoyed and panicked.

'Don't worry I'll protect you from whatever may come.' Chachamaru replied as she headed inside after Asia.

'Don't think that with a straight face, your track record isn't that good you know.' Chisame mentally shouted at her before resignedly walking inside as well.

Everything went more or less fine, one of the men showing Asia to her chambers as Chisame and Chachamaru waited in the lobby. It took a few minutes but Asia came out with cups and pot, except for Asia tripping over herself and spilling hot tea all over Chisame's arm.

"Owowowow!" Chisame shouted shaking the burnt appendage to cool it off.

"I'm so sorry!" Asia said before Chisame could reply Asia grabbed the hand as green light emitted from her the minor burned fading away.

"Thanks, that was a fast healing spell." Chisame said in Japanese surprised by Asia's action.

"What?" Asia responded not really sure what she said.

"She was thanking you for healing her" Chachamaru clarified the robot somehow drinking the tea. Chisame simply stared at Chachamaru wondering why she was even pretending to drink.

"Yes, it's the power to heal. It's a wonderful power that God gave me." Asia said with some melancholy in her face and tone, the downtrodden look in her eyes however made Chisame wince as she wondered what had happened to Asia in the past.

"That's good to know." Chisame responded, not really sure how to get past the awkward situation given that she wasn't religious.

'It seems safe, none of the people inside have made any untoward actions.' Chachamaru said telepathically to Chisame as she finished her preliminary scan of the interior.

"Anyways it's getting late so we should get going Asia-san" Chachamaru said as Asia's face noticable saddened at the news.

"Asia, if something does comes up please contact Chisame." Chachamaru said, Chisame stared daggers at the robots volunteerism of her.

'Hey hey don't just volunteer me, Jeez your getting to be just as bad as Negi.' Chisame protested telepathically to Chachamaru in. Seeing Asia's sad innocence face Chisame sighed knowing she would probably regret it.

"Well you saw where I live earlier, just knock if you need a hand with anything. That's what friends are for right?" Chisame said in slow Italian. Asia's face brighten at the word friends, so much so that Chisame honestly wondered if the girl had some sort of repressed friendless childhood not that she said that out loud.

Waving good bye Chisame and Chachamaru exited the complex heading back to Chisame's house.

Arriving back at the house Chisame and Chachamaru began bickering like an old married couple no sooner then the door closed.

"Chisame how many times have a told you to just ask before using my satellite arrays." Chachamaru's cut in with her motherly annoyed mode.

"It's fine you know it's me. It was just for a contact relay with Mars." Chisame said indifferently waving off the robots concern as she grabbed her belonging off the floor where she had left them earlier.

"What happened? And do you have dinner ready? I don't sense anyone else on the premise." Chachamaru said worriedly having went over the chat logs.

"Just found some weird magic runes at the school so I was having Yue investigate it, It shouldn't be an issue." Chisame said nonchalantly, after all any worries told to Chachamaru would likely result in Negi finding out and he already had enough things to deal with.

"I've been out with you two of course I don't have dinner ready and yes I live mostly alone.." Chisame replied, though Chachamaru had already began rummaging through the kitchen prepping dinner. "Chisame you need a more balanced diet, I'm seeing a distinct lack of vegetables and fruits in your pantry."

"Yes mother…" Chisame said sarcastically before switching topics "So what happened to Mittelt anyways?"

"There was a dialogue with the leader of the fallen angels, he agreed to allow us to determine the punishment for her with some minor stipulations." Chachamaru said. "It's actually why I'm here right now."

"I'm assuming it has to do with the box you brought?" Chisame said looking at the large box with holes that Chachamaru had put by the front door earlier.

"That's correct, seal for crime #73889 Crimine Carcerem open." Chachamura said as the box she had brought began to glow as a magical circle spread from it before enveloping the entire house before disappearing as suddenly as it occurred.

"Hhey hey hey don't go triggering magic before telling me what it does." Chisame complained.

As the box opened Chisame's face contorted first in surprise then into twitching rage as she looked at the sleeping ermine in the cage.

"Why is Mittelt here..." Chisame glared at Chachamaru who ignored her as she continued to work on dinner.

"I'm surprised you could tell given how she was only changed last night." Chachamaru said surprised as Chisame astute observation.

"Who else could it be given what we were just talking about!? It's certain not Chamo and I think would remember if I met a female Ermine with black wing fur patterns on her back." Chisame said clearly getting more irritated.

"One of the stipulations granted to us was that the parole officer for the offender be the one that dealt with her." Chachamaru said matter of factly as she had already begun to simmer the food. "It was that or return her to them Scot-free."

"Don't just choose for me!" Chisame gurgled out, she knew they had made the correct choice but it still irked her that they hadn't even asked her.

"I choose Kuoh because there was no chaotic mage center nearby! Not to make my family house one!" Chisame said slamming her hand on the table.

"We aren't making a mage base here, this district is it's currently governed by the Abrahamic faiths Devil faction doing so would violate the non-aggression treaty we currently have." Chachamaru stated very matter of factually.

"Wait what..." Chisame felt a dark foreboding as if someone had dropped a nuclear device in her stomach before setting her off completely.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I TRANSFERRED! And so help me if you say-"

"You didn't ask." Chachamaru stated cutting her off "ARGGHHH!" Chisame shouted as she tried to hold back the urge to punch the metal robot knowing that she would only hurt hand if she did only to fail and punch the robot anyways only to grip her hand in pain afterwords.

Chachamaru finally stopped her cooking as she felt a very distinct and chilling aura being radiated, not unlike masters killing aura when she was plotting world domination or when an 8 year old killed her multiple times in CoD. Looking over she could see Chisame paused like a cat stalking her prey as she noticed a very tell tale device in the hackers hand.

Issie yawned as he walked bike in hand towards his house, after all it had been a long day to say the least. At least it had ended on a high note as he looked at his hand once again and smiled at his awakened sacred gear. Boucho had been right just like expect and he had defeated that fallen angel.

No he had stripped her as he remember her tight pert breasts as her clothing had exploded as he remember with a lewd grin on his face.

Looking at his cell, he sighed in relief as he still had time to make Chiu-chan's live show assuming she would have one today. The net idol was the best! Showing enough but not enough at the same time she knew just how to tease. That ass, those lips, that solid rack! Ah if only real girls were like that he would be set. To bad the orange hair idol was completely different from then his orange hair childhood friend.

As Issie approached his house, he found himself looking at Chisame's house. He remember being good pals when kids when Irina was still around but apparently her parents divorce turned her into a recluse. Next thing he knew she had enrolled in a private girls only school on the other side of the country and that was the last he had saw of her outside of the occasion visit.

Still the years had been kind to the pimply loner as she had transformed into geeky tomboy into a still geeky but unrefined beauty. A very violent and destructive beauty that hit harder then the combined kendo team. Issie body shuddered in terror as he as remembered the first morning when she had greeted him upon transferring to Kuoh and the oh so painful lesson she taught him when he asked to see her boobs.

"AHHH! AHHH! N-n-Not so hardd!" Issie heard the high pitched feminine shouting coming from nearby, cutting Issies thoughts short.

"YOU'LL TAKE IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!" Chisame's angry voice could heard shouting

"IT- AHHH! AHHHHHHH! D-d-don't AHHHHHH!" blood trickled down Issie's nose as he noticed a the pair of shadowy female silhouettes in against the kitchen curtain. One of the them was on her knees as the others females hands seemingly wrapped around the head as they moved back and forth.

"T-t-he SCREWWWW! AHHHHHH~!" the voice shouted in ecstay again as Issie nose bleed out on the street floor with the thoughts thank you god! only to grab his head in horrible pain at the involuntary prayer that he had just committed.

Chisame meanwhile stopped for a moment as she felt another dark chill pass through her body, it was as if someone had made a horrible misconception about her preferences that would haunt her till the end of her days.

Authors notes - Blah blah neither series belongs to me etc etc...

This a fusion AU, the pairings are still up in the air. Probably harems and anti harems.

I found myself trying to play it straight in that Chisame has her own life and Issie's events don't automatically correspond with hers.
As such Mittelts attack on her and Issei's attack happened on the same night as implied with the Yuuma conversation.

Decided to go with a family neighbor angle to force the interaction with Issie otherwise Chisame would essentially never get involved as she wouldn't randomly be wandering around at night or summoning demons or talking to Issie ever outside of falcon punching him if he did something perverted to her.

I have no intention of having Chisame turned into a devil, Haruna might take that offer when she finds out about it though.

Chiu-chan meets Levi-tan and the world implodes… at least Sona's world does.

The story will stay with DxD for a bit more but will create it's own path sooner rather then later.