I hope you've all gotten a little bit of a giggle out of these. I've tried my best to keep as in-character as the Pokémon will allow me to be - Sidney was by far the hardest, but hopefully I've nailed it. Please feel free to send me suggestions, but don't expect too many more of these as outside of M*A*S*H and AFL footy I don't watch too much TV...I do read a lot though, maybe a Harry Potter or Dark Tower Pokémon exercise?

Thanks all!


Col. Sherman Potter

Feraligatr – I picked Totodile because it seemed to be the most energetic Pokémon, and boy was I right! Feraligatr might not be as sprightly as he was all those years ago, but he still has a mean bite on him!

Rapidash – Another old friend of mine. I've known so many Ponytas and Rapidashes over the years, but this one that my father gave me as a Ponyta is still my favourite. Like Feraligatr, he might not be all that he used to be, but he'll still take me on a whirlwind tour of the countryside and have me home for dinner!

Growlithe – Don't let his puppy-dog look fool you, I've had him as long as I've had Rapidash – I've just never gotten around to buying a Fire Stone to evolve him. He's saved my bacon more than once, got into a nasty fight back in WW2 where we were cornered by the enemy, all of them packing Houndooms, Pyroars and Garchomps – would have lost my arm to a particularly vicious Garchomp if Growlithe hadn't gotten in the way. Poor mite still has a limp.

Maj. Charlies Winchester

Oshawott – He was so cute, and adorable, and that little shell...ahem. My Oshawott is a classy, strong, dependable little Pokémon, and reminds me a lot of me. Not to mention he's so cute!

Gallade – The most noble of my team, I have had this chap since he was a Ralts, and I've trained him to battle at the highest standards. He's fiercely protective, especially of small children.

Audino – A brilliant judge of fine music and a very capable assistant in surgery, I would never be without my dear little Audino. One of the better presents my sister Honoria gave me.

Cubone – My heart goes out to this little one, I found him on my way to this cesspool known as the 4077th. Some ruffians were using him to throw stones at for "target practise", after Gallade was through with them I'm sure they will NEVER throw a stone at an innocent Pokémon again!

Capt. BJ Hunnicutt

Snivy – No, I'm NOT going to evolve him. He's a smooth little man who is a hit with the ladies – how do you think I won over Peg?

Mr. Mime – There's just something about using Barrier on the door and watching one of my collegues walk right into it. Here comes Hawkeye now. See? Classic, and they always fall for it!

Sudowoodo – This fellow I like to hide in the bushes and have him jump out and scare people. People NEVER catch on that he's not a tree!

Kadabra – I use this guy for his Teleport ability. Just last week I had Charles chasing one of his records all over camp!

Maj. Sidney Freedman

Blastoise – I'm a bit of a sucker for a cute Pokémon, and Squirtle won me over pretty quickly.

Bearic – What sort of quack doctor would I be if I didn't take my own advice? Beartic might be cold as ice, but he's surprisingly cuddly, which comes in handy.

Aromatisse – You'd also be surprised how much scent plays a part in psychology. Using Aromatisse I can make any place smell like home, which makes people more eager to open up, even if they don't know it.

Col. Flagg

Charizard – That's classified.

Meowth – That's classified.

Gengar – That's classified.

Sableye – That's classified.

Eevee – That's VERY classified.