Oh my goodness! My fingers hurt! I realized I go through these many phases where I am obsessed with a certain show or story. This time it's Gravity Falls. Oh man, Gravity Falls. Let me tell you! I love this show, fucking triangles man. Just love the shit. Anyway I recently fell in love with the pairing of Dipper and Bill, oh so much fangirling from this side. I think I found my OTP for this show. See, I can't simply have one OTP, no that's way to difficult. So I have a multitude for every show I have watched and enjoyed a lot.

This idea has plagued me all day, I finally had time to sit down and write it, augh, I love it. I just feel really sad now, you will find out later why. I threw Gideon in there too 'cuz there is a extreme lack of DipperXGideon.

I have held you guys up too long, have fun!

Dipper Pines was having a wonderful day. First he got dragged into the lake by his cheerful sister, though that wasn't so bad. Then he almost got hit by an oncoming car. He was chased at the least a mile by an out of control Wendy. Then to top off his day he got stuck in a hunter's rope trap. The kind where if you step in the center of the rope and it would pull your foot up and keep you hanging. Yeah, it was a great day for Dipper.

Well he supposed it could of been worse, hunters could of come after him. Then again at this rate he was certain to perish. The poor cervitaur had an awful day. He gave up struggling long ago, he now hangs with his front legs touching the ground while his one leg was pulled in the air at a really uncomfortable angle. If only his sister hadn't gotten the mermaid genes in the family, then she could help him out.

Broken out of his thoughts by the crunching of footsteps, Dipper looks around wildly looking for a way out of his predicament. Normal humans tended to freak out over the supernatural. He did not want to end up like those supernatural beings that had been shot before they could even take a step to flea.

The most terrifying thing to any creature that wasn't human, was the entirety of humanity. They destroyed the Earth with no remorse, killed what they didn't understand and prosecuted many of their own under false pretenses. Humanity was truly a scary thing that sent all creatures nightmares. The supernatural had chosen to stay hidden due to the vast number of humans and their unquenchable thirst for knowledge.

Blonde hair peeks out of the bushes in a rather nice looking tuxedo steps out from the bushes. One eye shines with curiosity at Dipper, while the other is either lost or hidden under an eye patch. Dipper catches the voice of another person somewhere behind the man. "Bill!" The voice yells with a slight hint of a Southern accent. Dipper freezes like a deer caught in headlights. (EVERY PUN IS INTENDED!)

The newly named Bill turns his head to look at his companion from the other side of the bushes. "Gideon, come here! Look what I found!" Another head of blonde, albeit much lighter, slicked back to form a hair style Dipper can only describe as from the ninety's. The shorter boy comes into view wearing some sort of blue.

Over looking the fact that the two are dressed way too nicely for wandering the woods, Dipper starts his struggle once more to maybe get away from the two blonde teens. "Aw, look. Yar startlin' 'im." Comes a Southern accent to the cervitaur's ears.

"I'm startling him! Pfft, I wouldn't scare a fly unlike you with that temper." The cyclopes speaks to his fellow blonde with a mocking tone.

"Why I!" Gideon exclaims angrily. With a last kick and small yelp, Dipper somehow managed to pull his already strained back leg muscles. Dipper stops his struggling at the pain running up from his leg with any movement from it. Sadly for Dipper, his small yelp had caught the attention of the two blondes.

"Hmm." Bill hums walking closer to a pained Dipper.

"Worst day ever." Was Dipper's words to himself thinking he might die on this fine sunset.

"Here." Dipper was surprised to feel his hind legs drop to the ground with a thud. The sudden change in balance left him unable to catch himself and he fell to the ground. Dipper looks up at the teen before him with confusion. "Don't look so confused, it's only natural. No one would be able to leave such a cute creature like you like that. Though it did leave us with a great view." The fawn blushed a deep crimson as he struggled to get up on his stiff legs, being kindle full of his sprained one.

"Um, thanks?" Was Dipper's asked thank you.

"Of course, Darlin'. But, we do wish for one thin'." The platinum blonde begins with a smile.

"Uh... What?" Is Dipper's suspicious question.

Two arms link their way around the deer's necks like a collar, and the blondes speak in unison "We would like a date!"

Dipper flushes a deep shade of red and stutters "H-how a-about n-n-no. U-um, we could h-hang out, l-like friends." Dipper attempts to get the arms away from his neck, instincts flair nine and telling him to run and hide under a rock and never come out.

"Now, that won't due! We just saved you and all we ask is for a date." Bills arm tightens around the deer's neck.

"Hun, ya gonna have a wonderful time wit' us!" Gideon's arm also tightens around the frightened deer's neck.

"I-in case you g-guys are blind" Dipper gestures to all of him, "I'm a flipping cervitaur!" Dipper loses his stutter by the end of his little talk.

"Then we will simply come by and visit you everyday! Be here tomorrow around twelve o'clock." Bill finally lessens his tight grip.

"That will due, Hun. Now, we simply must get goin'. See ya Darlin'" Gideon uncoils his arms from Dipper's neck along with a reluctant Bill. With a wave the two leave a severely confused deer. With a sigh Dipper limps back to his simple cave by the lake.

Upon arrival he was bombarded with a wide range of questions by his twin sister, who was swimming in the passage that led to the rest of the lake "Where have you been?! Are you alright!? Wendy said she almost tried to kill you?! What happened to your leg?!" Dipper sighed once more at the seemingly endless trail of questions.

"Stuck in a tree deer trap thing, I'm fine, yeah she almost did, the tree trap and struggling happened." Dipper answers all of the mermaid's asked questions.

"How did you get out?" Was Mable's number one priority now.

"Two humans came along and set me free." With that the full exhaustion of the day came crashing down on the teen deer.

"Two humans! On that's so nice of them! Oh, you need to repay them for their kindness. You have to introduce them to me!" Mable was simply ecstatic at the prospect of meeting two kind humans.

With a sigh, Dipper turns to look at his sister "Mable, I can't begin to explain to you how bad of an idea this seems to me. I mean yeah, they saved my antlers from being put on a wall, but still I don't plan on meeting those two anytime soon. They gave me the chills" Dipper shivers slightly at the memory of the two.

"Dipper! You are taking me to see them! We shall give them a proper thank you! Oh I know! I'll make them both sweaters! They will simply love them, when they get them anyways." Mable scold Dipper for the rest of the night about proper thank yous and goes on about what colors and what designs to give the two.

The next day Dipper and Mable came to the agreed upon, or at least by Gideon and Bill, meeting place a bit early. Carefully avoiding the annoying trap, Dipper looks around along with Mable, who insisted on ridding on Dipper's back.

"Would you look at that! The two aren't here, come one let's go!" Dipper is quick to begin leaving, only to stop when Mable pulls on his hair.

"Dipper! We are early, they should arrive any minute now!" The mermaid yells in the deer's sensitive ears.

"Fine, we'll stay a little longer..." Dipper grumbles and lays his lower half on the ground. The sibling don't have to wait long for the others. With soft crunching of leaves the pair of blondes appear to the siblings.

"Pine tree! You came! Here have some deer teeth!" Bill shoves deer teeth into Dipper's hands.

The startled deer stares at the pile of teeth in his hands and stutters "D-deer teeth! AAAAAGH!" Dipper screams and drops the teeth on the ground frightened of them. "W-what the hell!" The deer demands with some fear.

"What? You don't like deer teeth?" Bill asks the terrified teen deer. "Oh, it's because you are part deer!" Bill seems to finally realize his mistake and scoop dip the pile of teeth.

"Bill! Ya scared 'im again! Here, let me show ya' how it's done! Have some flowers!" Gideon pushes Bill out of the way and shows Dipper a bouquet... Of moving and biting flowers.

"Hehe aw, Dipper! You didn't tell me they had huge crushes on you! I'm so jealous!" Comes Mables input on the whole situation.

Dipper tries to fight off the demonic flowers that keep trying to sink their teeth into his flesh. "AAAAUGH! MABLE HELP ME!" Dipper shouts for help to his sister, who just remains blushing and giggling.

"No, you simpleton! The flowers are trying to hurt my Pine tree." And just like that the flowers are pulled off by Bill. The deer is then pulled into the strong chest of the one eyed blonde.

"Yours?! He's mine!" Gideon grabs Dipper's arm and pulls the deer to himself. With that a tug of war had sprouted between the two blondes. Taking pity in her twin Mable manages to pull Dipper away from the arguing blondes.

With a clearing of her throat, Mable begins the lovely introduction "Hi, I'm Mable Pines and this is my brother, Dipper Pines! It's nice to meet you both."

The blondes each take one hand of Dippers and drop to their knees. Bill starts "I'm Bill Cipher!"

"I'm Gideon Gleeful!" Gideon ends. The two unique blondes plant a kiss on the hand they hold.

Dipper blushes a bright red at this and suddenly finds the ground all too interesting.

The day then goes by quickly, the four of them all have fun by the lake and end up enjoying the day quite thoroughly. This circle of continues for months. Dipper's feeling for the two had grown tremendously, his previous crush on Wendy disappearing. His feeling of love had been shifted to the two odd blondes. Were the two possessive? Without a doubt, but Dipper loved them anyways. The only problem was that Dipper was a stuttering, blushing mess. Anytime he tried to say it he would freeze up and quickly change the subject. This led to many nights of teasing from his sister.

Today was the day. Dipper was finally going to tell the two how he felt. Though he dreaded the possibility of rejection he needed an answer. He would fall apart if he didn't get one soon. "You can do this... Just gotta say it then wait. You can do it, you got this. You can tell them." Dipper doesn't notice the pair of feet crunching in the late autumn leaves.

"Tell them what?" Was Bill's voice startling the deer.

"Oh, um!" Dipper stutters turning red and looking for something to fall back on. "T-Too tell the t-two o-of you... How lovely the weather is! Hehe, right!" Is Dippers most logical response to the two pairs of arms wrapping around him.

"We don't believe ya', Hun." Is Gideon's response.

"Just tell us what you want to say." Is Bills cheery voice.

"Ehehehe... Um... I.. I-I..." Dipper stutters and hurries his face in his hands. "Iloveyouboth..." Dipper's blush worsens and he swears he hears chuckling from the other two.

"Finally, we love you too." Bill whispers in Dipper's ear, who in turn turns even redder.

"Love ya' too." Gideon whispers in Dipper's other ear.

Dipper's blush increases and with that he can't take it anymore, Dipper faints.

After that embarrassing confession the three had a great three way (Ahahaha, not that three way you dirty minded readers!) relationship.

That was until one faithful day. A gun shot could be heard through the forest. It was winter and the snow was stained red in blood. The quick crunching of snow under hooves could be heard as Dipper ran frantically through the forest. Lacking any foliage to hide in, Dipper was shot once more. This time however the bullet hit a fairly vital part. Dipper skids to the ground and collapses from the pain. He manages to pull himself into a hidden hole, luckily for him the snow had melted in this area, leaving only a moist dirt to meld with his exhausted body.

The crunching of dirt and decaying leaves could be heard. Dipper holds in a whimper of fear as he tries to make himself unnoticeable. Dipper takes a shaky breath when he hears the foot steps disappear, chasing some other poor deer's tracks.

Bill and Gideon had just arrived at the forest per usual. The two noticed an eerie quietness surrounding the forest, so unlike the usual welcoming feeling the two got from the area. With that being said, the two felt as though something was horribly wrong. Bill leads the way to find their adorable deer. And that's when they spotted the blood stained snow. Panic entered the two as the search for their little Dipper.

Gideon tripped upon a fuzzy hoof that was sticking out from the entrance of a hole in a tree. Upon closer examination the root was actually the foot of a deer. A deer with the upper body of a human, surrounded by a puddle of blood.