Nana's Imouto

Disclaimer: I do not own the awesomeness of KHR, if I did I would make a second season of it.

Ch. 1: Pilot

Fwup!

Staring at the ceiling for the past twenty minutes with my hands behind my head, I still couldn't get over the fact that I'm here; in this room, with those people downstairs in the kitchen. Completely ignoring the fact that I have egg and flour mixed in with wet dirt and dust covering my body.

I mean, I only read about these things happening when they die and their former life was not so good. And they usually come back as a main character and as a teenager.

But, I didn't.

I have-had a nice life! I just got promoted, about to move out into a place of my own! Friends who where going to come over and we where going to have Studio Ghibli and Elementary marathons!

I frowned at the thought of having no boyfriend, but I guess that's one less person to miss me.

My hand came reached up to the ceiling and I recognize my rings, my spoon ring that my mother's mother used to wear and a Celtic knot that I got in Ireland. At least I still have those to remember my former life I guess.

Knock Knock

"Yes?" I called out, turning my head to the door, watching the knob turn and a pretty head peek in. Her light chin length brown hair framed her kind face. Warm hazel eyes were filled with slight worry.

"Just wanted to check on you, to make sure your doing alright! Dinner will be ready in about 30 minutes if you want to freshen up!" she said to me.

"Think I will do just that, where is the bathroom Ma'am?" I asked, swinging my legs around and standing up. Flinching slightly when my weight was put on my right leg. Damn bruise.

"It's just out the door and third door to the right. The first aid kit is under the sink. If you want to take a shower I can go grab you some of my clothes. You look like you'll be able to fit into mine." She said and clapped. "It will be like having a little sister! Oh, this will be so much fun!"

"Thank you Ma'am!" I beamed at her, grateful that she would do something like that for a complete stranger, but I guess she really is as kind as she is in the show.

A frown appeared on her face, "Don't call me Ma'am! That makes me sound so old! I'm only 34 years old! Call me Nana or better yet, Onee-chan!"

I just stared her. 34? 34?! She doesn't look like it! I guess I must have stared at her too much because she came over with a worried look on her face and her hand on my forehead.

"Are you getting a fever? Maybe you should just rest and I'll bring you soup." She said.

"Ah! No, no, no, I'm feeling just fine! I'm just shocked, you don't look like you're 34!" I sputtered out and waving my hands back and forth.

"Oh! You're so sweet, if you're feeling all right, go freshen up and dinner will be ready when you get out. Clothes will be laid out and ready for you in my room. It's the second door on the left." She said all giddy and skipped out.

Literally skipped out…Well, all right.

Water was hitting my body, and soothing the bruises that I obtained earlier from helping Nana out. Stepping out of the water and grabbing a towel to wipe up the excess water, I felt relaxed, something that I haven't felt for a long time.

Walking out from the bathroom I headed to the room that Nana indicated earlier, when I ran into something small, hard, and full of limbs.

Wabum!

I stumble but the other being fell to the ground with a loud 'Hiieee!' I look down and a teenager with the fluffiest brown hair that I have seen on a person, familiar brown eyes and wearing an orange hoodie with the number 27 on it and baggy blue jeans.

"Yo, feeling alright dude?" I asked him. Hoping that if I acted like this happened everyday, he wouldn't feel quite so out of place.

"W-w-who are you? A-a-nd what are you doing here?" He shrieked, well I guess I had the opposite effect.

"Nana kindly offered me a place to stay for a while, took a shower, have this towel on me so I don't scare your innocent brain, kind of getting cold now. Your AC is working really well." I said, kneeling down to see him eye to eye. You know, to keep calm and make him feel not threatened. Totally ignoring the weight I'm putting on my leg.

"Hieee!" he shrieked and stood up and went downstairs if the sound of him tumbling was correct.

I went into Nana's room to grab the clothes. Sweet blueberries. They're girly. But I'll take what I can get.

Wow, they fit nice. Wonder what Nana did to lose the baby weight. Anyways, I went downstairs to eat some of the food that she made.

Wonder if her food is as good as it is described in the anime/manga? There is no time like the present, right? Right.

One good whiff, and I knew that those other rumors are true. People will stop whatever they are doing to eat her food. Wonder if it could stop war?

"Hello, Nana. Thank you very much for letting me stay here-wow, that is really amazing smelling food! Are you a chef?" I asked her, just smelling the aromas that surround me.

I mean; it's like I went to food heaven, amazing smells all around me, and laughter, lots and lots of laughter.

"Oh! You're such a dear! I love having an imouto!" Nana said, while cradling a ladle and twirling around.

Stepping forward more into the kitchen, I glance around and I notice the little dude whom I bumped into earlier. "Yo!" I said to him, waving my hand at him.

"Hiieeee! K-K-Kaa-san! Who is she and what is she doing in y-y-your clothes?" He shrieked, scooting back his chair.

"Ah, Tsu-kun! This is my new imouto!" She said to him. "She helped out today by beating up a bad person who were going to take my groceries and the ring that Papa gave me!"

All of a sudden I see something black and tiny in front of my face, so close I had to go cross-eyed and lean backwards to see it. Why is there a gun pointing at me?

"Ciaosso, whom might you be?" squeaked a very squeaky voice, coming from a tiny little person who is about the size of a very big watermelon and floating. How is he floating?

"Didn't your mother teach you any manners? It's polite to introduce yourself first before asking and/or demanding a name from the other one." I stated. Looking straight into the tiny person's eyes.

They were filled with so much protection.

"I'm the World's Greatest Hit-man, Reborn." He stated, still floating.

"Ah! Reborn-kun here is Tsu-kun's tutor!" Piped in Nana, "Sit, sit! Let's eat and we can discuss how you were a hero and saved me and the ring that Papa gave me!" She squealed like it was a soap opera coming on.

Oh dear