Hello everyone, welcome to my first fanfiction ever. I have been playing League for 3 years but just recently I decided to make a fic bout Morgana. I was in love with her Sinful Succulence skin (it's a suprise gift from my friend).

Unfortunately, English is not my mother language, so, if you encounter any grammatical or vocab errors, just send me a message if you have the time. I have checked the errors before posting but obviously there are still some mistakes... I think.
Also this story contains some incest scenes.

I hope you will enjoy this story, have a nice day : ).

Episode 1.

"Dear Summoners, League's Champions, and whoever is watching this cooking show of the beautiful Fallen Baker - Morgana. This is Janna, live at Morgana's spooky kitchen! Hopefully I stay that way!" Janna talks loudy to the mic as she swing around the kitchen table, there sitting Morgana in a white apron, between her pointy ears is a chef toque on top of her silky purple hair.

"Okay Morgana, this is your first episode of 'Cooking with Morgana', could you introduce yourself, as well as tell us your motivation to open your own cooking show?"

"Hello everyone out there who is lucky enough to watch this show of mine! I don't have to introduce myself because a celebrity doesn't have to introduce herself, just open the wiki and fucking read it, okay? This cooking show will help you to cook yourself better meals obviously, but that's not all I want you to do! You can give your enemies a delicious mouth-watering cake with poison inside and they would still crave for it. It's the time for you to kill your enemies with style, not by those old-fashioned weapons, they're so last season!", Morgana finishes her talk by a wink to the camera, while her mouth is wide open with a creepy smile.

Janna swallows hard as she notice the Fallen Angel's murderous face. Rammus, the camera man, also leaves out his shaking voice "O…Ok.." as the signal for Janna to continue.

"O…..Okayy Morgana, now the audience have known more about you and your ambition, now it would be great if we roll in the kitchen and start cooking the first dish?"

"Oh right, audience, get your ass off the sofa and grab an apron, nothing's gonna cook itself!" Morgana shout with excitement as she grabs the mic from Janna, who is standing speechless, she shrugs, 'Good, I'm working with a psycho, Rito pls…"

"Ehemm….Welcome everybody, I'm Morgana, and just in few seconds I will show you how to make my most favorite sweet ever.

The cake we are going to make is a sweet, rich-flavoured, fluffy, delicious chocolate cake, just like me!

So imagine you are Lux, you are fighting against Katarina in the middle lane of Summoner's Rift. By some stupid reasons, you end up lost 0-20-0, you want revenge? Do not run to Kat's bathroom while she's showering and stab her, that's perverted and not your style! Just sit down remember my recipe, make the cake, go to her sister Cassiopeia, purchase some snake venom, then inject that poisonous shit into your cake. Done? Bring that cake to Kata's house as a nice offering. Do whatever you want to do with her, like talking or fucking, just get her to eat the ca-"

Realizing things gone wrong, Janna gives the Fallen Angel a nudge, "Oh Morgana, that is interesting, so what are the ingredients we should prepare for this recipe?"

"Okay, for one perfect cake, we will need 3 eggs, 300 grams of white sugar, 150 grams of flour, some baking soda, milk, chocolate, butter, whipping cream and a little of vanilla extract. For the eggs, I recommend Anivia's, she has the best eggs in Valoran. Be careful don't wake her up while you collecting the eggs okay? For the chocolate, flour and baking soda, go to Patheon's Baker store, and for the dairy products, Alistar's place is perfect, but you must PAY for them, you can't milk those you know!", Morgana gives the camera a sneaky smile while Janna is busy heavy breathing.

The Fallen Angel claps her hand with excitement, "Now we are going to make the batter. Pour the sugar into a bowl, then crack one egg into it…. Look! The yellow egg yolk looks just like my sister's stupid blond hair! These are the perfect eggs, you should take notes, audience!"

Janna puts a palm on her face.

"What next, is taking your mixer and give the mixture a good whisk. Remember, you don't put all the eggs in at once. You don't want the sugar and the eggs fucking separated like the relationship between me and that stupid sister Kayle, okay?" Morgana gives a deadly stare at the camera as she breaks another egg in.

"Now, sift all the flour into the bowl to prevent lumps, one teaspoon of baking soda makes the cake dry and light. Katarina sure doesn't want to eat a heavy cake, Lux! She would choke and die before you could kill her! Then add a teaspoon of vanilla extract, just to hide the unpleasant smell of your sneaky plan."

Janna finds her hands sweating like a pig, "Oh Morgana, what an adorable way of remembering the recipe, heh?"

"Sure Janna. audience, finally I found Janna a job! Don't stand there sweating like a pig, come here! Now can you give me a hand? I need you to pour this milk in slowly while I'm whipping it."

'Oh my God this is a live show, Rito please kill me' Janna cries inside as she crawling to the Fallen Angel.

"Now, after the batter is done with nice consistency, grab a round cake tin, rub a thin layer of butter inside of it, then coat the butter with a layer of flour to prevent sticky. Then gently pour the batter into the tin, use the spatula to flatten the surface to prevent ugliness. Now, please, Janna, put the cake tin into the oven, set the oven to 180 degrees for half an hour." Morgana hits her head with a fist as she realize something, "Ahh audience, remember to preheat the oven, nobody wants to sleep on a cold bed. As you can see, Ashe and Tryndamere's relationship is going to nowhere."

"Janna, please unwrap those chocolate bars, this is going to be an interesting part! Okay, heat up a pot and pour a cup of milk in, give it a good stir until the foam rises. Crack the chocolate bars into small pieces, put the chocolate into a bowl with two small butter cubes, then pour the foaming hot milk right in it. Stir until the mixture is well dissolved. Do you know why I add the milk and the butter, Janna?"

Janna stutters when her name is suddenly mentioned "N-n…No...?

"Well, eating plain chocolate is just like kissing someone without effort. If you want a passionate kiss, you have to make yourself attractive, right? That's what butter role in the mixture. After a kiss, you must pull your lover to you for another kiss, that's what milk does. We don't want a normal kiss, okay? We want a kiss with a future!"

"Okay, now I understand, Morgana. It's like magic." , Janna looks as if she has just found her life motto.

"Okay, it has been 30 minutes, let's take the cake it out of the oven. Remove the cake tin, there lies our glorious fluffy cake, touch it Janna! It is soooo fluffy, just like touching my Kayle's red cheeks during winter's day, oh how I miss her…ehemm, but now NO more!" Morgana shouted at the end of her speech, quickly cover her everlasting affection for Kayle.

"Now cut the cake in the middle just like hamburger buns, spread the 3cm whipping cream layer on the under part of the cake then carefully put the lit on. Now pour your smokin' hot chocolate mixture all over the cake and make sure the cake is coated thoroughly. Done! This masterpiece looks like an angel wearing a sweet armor laying on the bed waiting for you to fu… excuse me... ehem! "

"HmmmMmmm…mmmmm" Janna's mouth is watering.

"Excuse me, audience, but Janna and I will share this masterpiece right now to see if it is worth dying for!"

The Fallen Angel makes a gentle cut from the center of the cake, pull out a small piece which is perfectly coated with chocolate.

"Janna, taste this!"

"Mmm, MmmMMMmm" Janna closes her eyes after the bite, she groans loudly when the sweetness absorbs her entire mouth.

"This! Audience, this is the face of cakegasm!" Morgana signals Rammus to zoom the camera in Janna's face, while the poor girl is still drowning in sweetness know nothing of her orgasmic face being live on TV.

"I hope you could make great chocolate cakes for your enemies, snake venom is an optional ingredient which can be added later when you feel like killing someone. Give them the cake, beat them to flakes! Goodnight audience, in the next episodes there will be a lot more tips and tricks about cooking, stay tuned! And next time you're in Noxus, make sure to stop by my bakery and grab yourself a tasty treat!"

"Mmmm... Mmmm"

"Rammus could you turn off the camera? Janna is still groaning over there!"