The new offices of Braddock, Lee, Espinosa and Wilson Detective Agency (BLEW for short): Manhattan-

The heroes' detective agency is presently being decorated. Wade, Betsy and co are joined by Betsy's twin brother and sister-in-law Brian and Meggan Braddock. Meggan is dressed in paint-covered dungarees helping an identically clad Betsy and Wade paint the main office. Brian is helping Jubilee connect up the electrics while Angelo has been elected lunch duty.

Wade switches on the stereo and starts to dance around to the music. He dances over to Betsy and sweeps her up in his arms.

'C'mon Bets! Wanna dance'

'Wade Wilson! You put me down this instant! We've got work to do!' The purple-haired British telepath tells her new beau.

'Spoil sport!' Wade pouts.

'I'll dance with you if you want Wade!' Meggan offers, plopping down a paint roller into it's tray.

'Thankyou very much Meggan!' Wade says, picking Meggan up into his arms and spinning her around. 'At least someone knows how to have fun!' He follows that up by sticking his tongue out at Betsy. In turn, she flicks paint at Wade. He dodges out of the way and the paint hits Meggan instead! Meggan yelps in surprise, picks up her paint roller and flicks paint at Betsy. Betsy dodges out of the way, accidentally knocking over a ladder with a paint can on top. The paint can then falls onto Wade, covering him with paint.

'You are SOO gonna pay for that Bets!' Wade mockingly hisses, grabbing up another paint can. 'This means war!

What ensues can be best described as a massacre, with paint flying everywhere!

Meanwhile, with Brian and Jubilee-

Jubilee is presently sitting on a desk chewing gum while Brian tries to wire a plug.

'A little help wouldn't go amiss y'know!' Brian sighs.

Jubilee pops her gum and leans on her hands, watching Brian.

'Call me an old-fashioned gall but I wuz brought up to believe that the men wired the plugs and the women had the babies!'

Brian then mutters something under his breath and continues with the wiring.

Angelo then walks in with piles of sandwich cartons and stuff.

'Man is here!' he grunts. 'Man bring food! Put food on fire to cook! Pee on fire to put out! Never get invited back!'

Jubilee runs up and throws her arms around her grey-skinned boyfriend, planting a kiss on his lips.

'Did'ja get me ham on rye with mayo?' She asks.

Angelo hands her a sandwich carton.

'You only want me for my bready goodness!'

'And your sexy yet supple tushie!'

Angelo then turns around and yells out for the others.

'FOOD'S HERE!'

Angelo and Jubilee stare at the sight of a paint-covered Wade, Betsy and Meggan.

'What happened to you guys?' Jubilee asks.

'Paint. Throw. Pain. Death. The humanity!' Wade gasps.

'Ooh! Meggan coos, flying over to Angelo. 'Is that meatball and parmesan baguette mine?'

'Nuh-uh! Meg.' Wade tells her. 'I've got first dibs! You ordered steak and mustard.'

'Bloody hell Wade.' Betsy smirks. 'You eat like a pregnant woman!'

Wade takes a huge bite out of his sandwich, dropping most of the sauce down himself in the process.

'I've gotta keep my energy up if we're gonna stay up all night makin' luuuurve!'

'Too much information!' Jubilee winces.

'Who wants to do the honours?' Brian asks, getting up from wiring the plugs. Seeing that everyone else has their mouths full with their respective sandwiches, Brian switches on the lights himself.

'I hereby declare the Braddock, Lee, Espinosa and Wilson detective agency open!'

Brian switches on the lights annnnd nothing happens!

'Oh bugger!'

'Nice work luv!' Meggan quips.

After several more hours of re-wiring-

Wade, Betsy, Meggan, Jubilee and Angelo sit around with bored expressions on their faces while Brian rewires the lights. Wade is presently asleep with his head leaning on Betsy's shoulder. He's snoring!

'Wade!' Betsy sighs. 'Wake up! You're snoring!'

'And he's drooling!' Meggan adds from her position, laying on her back on one of the desks.

'You getting comfy there luv?' Brian asks his wife.

'Most outstandingly so dear!'

Brian turns back to the light switch.

'And without any further a do, I hereby declare this detective agency open!'

Brian then switches on the lights annnnd the lights come on! Everyone cheers loudly.

'And about bloody time too!' Betsy grins.

Later still-

Brian and Meggan are bidding Wade and co goodbye.

'Are you sure you couldn't stay?' Betsy asks. 'We've got so much to catch up on!'

'No can do Bets!' Brian tells his sister. 'We've gotta get back to England, I have to prepare for a business meeting.'

'And then he's taking me shopping at Carnaby Street!' Meggan adds.

Betsy walks up and gives her brother and his wife a big hug.

'Y'all come back now, y'hear!' Wade shouts from the doorway.

'And Wade.' Brian says. 'You hurt Betsy and I'll rip out your lungs and use them as bagpipes, understood?'

'Crystal!' Wade squeaks.

And with that, Brian and Meggan wave goodbye get in their car and drive off.

After they've drove off, Wade sweeps Betsy up in his arms.

'Whatta ya say Bets?' he asks, with a twinkle in his eye. 'You wanna test out those new bed springs?'

'Better then letting them go to waste!' Betsy answers, with an equally lecherous glint in her eye.

Angelo watches them in disgust. Jubilee sidles up to him and whispers in his ear.

'What'cha say Angelo? You wanna have an early night too?'

'Is that all I am to you?' Angelo asks in mock indignation. 'A human love machine?'

'That and the guy that gets the sandwiches and coffee!'

Angelo just shrugs and puts his arms around Jubilee's shoulders.

'Nuh-uh buddy boy!' Jubilee says. 'If we're gonna do this, let's do it properly!'

Angelo yelps in surprise as Jubilee sweeps him up onto her shoulders.

'I'm putty in your hands!'

'Nothing turns to putty in my hands!' Jubilee winks.