Hey! This is Cookie…. Oh god, you guys are going to kill me. Or worse! FLAME ME! *screams* I am so sorry! I have about 2 excuses though:

I was SUPER lazy

My mom didn't let me on my computer

I got stitches in the little spot between your pointer finger and thumb

So, if you have any questions about the stitches, you can ask.

Happy- I don't think anyone cares.

Your mean! :'(

Lucy POV

I groaned and rubbed my forehead, I was sitting in my bed, not sure how I got there though... The last thing I remember was hitting Natsu with the book... The book! I threw back my covers and jumped out of the bed, instantly getting dizzy. I laid back down, my head throbbing.

"Natsu, you here?" I called, my voice slightly deeper than usual, but I ignored it.

"Ya," I heard a slightly feminine voice come from the kitchen.

"When did you wake up?" I asked, my head feeling better so I sat up.

"I just did, I woke up on the floor in the kitchen." the feminine voice said. I heard the fridge door close, some rustling, and a pink haired girl came out of the kitchen holding a sandwich.

"Lu- Luce?" the girl stuttered, dropping the sandwich on the ground and staring at me.

"Natsu?! How did you turn into a girl?" I asked, completely confused. She-Natsu just stared blankly at me, then shook her head,

"And when did you turn into a guy?!" She stammered. I stood up and raced into my bathroom. I looked into the mirror, a blond guy stared back at me. I let out a small scream and passed right out onto the floor.

Natsu POV

My head ached slightly but I was more hungry than anything. Looking down at the sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and threw it in the trash. I grabbed some bread, and some random stuff from Lucy's fridge.

"Lucy? You okay?" I called out to her -I mean him- after I heard a small scream and a thud. I picked up my sandwich and walked into the bathroom, the guy version of Lucy was lying on the ground.

"You okay?" I repeated, taking a bit out of my sandwich.

"Can you quit taking my food?" Lucy groaned, sitting up. "Oh ya, Natsu, that reminds me: Do you know where Happy is?"

I almost choked on the piece of bread I was chewing in laughter, the thought of a female Happy? Hah! "I'll look for Happy," I replied. Lucy nodded and I twirled around to walk into Lucy's living room. Wait a sec, twirled?! I now officially hate being a girl, and I haven't even seen my reflection yet! I am actually afraid to now...

I stopped and listened for Happy, and scowled when I heard snoring coming from under Lucy's blankets.

"Happy! Wake up!" I growled and threw the blanket off her. Hm, a female Happy isn't as hilarious as I thought. Actually, she kinda looked like Carla. Happy sat up and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes.

"Natsu? What happen-" Happy stopped and burst out into laughter. I rolled my eyes,

"You might want to see your reflection before you go laughing your head off." I snorted. Happy immediately stopped laughing, her wings appearing on her back and flew to the bathroom. I walked to the bathroom normally, unlike the way Happy had sped to it.

When I emerged into the bathroom, Happy turned to glare at me.

"What is the meaning of this?" Happy hissed through her teeth, pointing at her reflection. She looked normal, only her fur was switched around. Instead, she was all white with a blue stomach and tail tip.

"If you haven't noticed, we all look different." I smirked. I noticed happy pick up one of Lucy's soap container and throw it at me, landing square in my face.

Lucy's POV

I sighed as Happy chucked my favorite bottle of shampoo at Natsu. Usually I would be seriously pissed, but now... I don't care... I was lost in thought, sitting on the side of my bathtub. The last thing I remember before this happened was Natsu reading the book Levy gave me. The book. Natsu had been reading the book! The one that I hid in my fridge just so that a moron like him wouldn't go reading it aloud! THAT IDIOT!

I stood up and grabbed the passed out Natsu by her scarf and began to drag her out the door.

Natsu the Idiot's POV

I woke up from the feeling of being dragged on the ground. Okay, that was a lie. The real thing that woke me up was that my scarf was actually choking me to death WHILE I was dragged across the floor.

"Hey, Luce? Whatchya doin'?" I choked out the question as Lucy dragged me down the stairs (I hit my head on every single one).

"You were stupid enough to read that book." He growled. "I'm going to ask Levy the help us get back to our real genders." I squinted my eyes as Lucy dragged me outside, the sun brighter than the lights inside his apartment. A very grumpy Happy landed on my stomach.

"So buddy, I guess you're going to be stuck looking like-"

"Natsu," Happy growled in a creepily feminine voice. "You know that you and Lucy look different too." I gaped.

"But doesn't Lucy always look that scruff and muscular?" I asked, earning myself and extra choking tug on my scarf thanks to Lucy.

"And you have always looked so girly and clean." Lucy retorted.

"Lushi, when are we going to get to the guild?" Happy asked whinily.

"We're here." Lucy growled, suddenly letting go of my scarf and letting my head fall to the ground.

I sat up, rubbing the back of my head. Note to self: NEVER change Lucy's (or Happy's for that matter) gender. Friends + switched genders = PAIN.

"Natsu, HURRY UP!" Lucy yelled over his shoulder. Quickly scrambling to my feet, I dusted myself off (wich I normally never did) and ran after Happy and Lucy. I walked over to where Lucy and Happy were standing, the guild door only opened wide enough to see inside.

"Lucy!" A blue haired guy crashed through the door and barreled Lucy over. i burst out laughing as they fell to the ground.

"Oh my god!" I cried.

"Levy? Is that you?" Lucy asked, holding the other blue haired guy by his shoulders.

I caught a whiff of the other guy's scent, confirming it was Levy.

"Lu-Chan!" Levy cried, wrapping his arms around Lucy's neck. "You have to see inside!" Levy quickly got off Lucy and pushed open the doors to the guild hall.

That did it. I burst out laughing and fell to the ground.

I am SO sorry! Not only did I deprive you of this chapter for months, but I also ended it in a cliffhanger!

Natsu- You're almost as cruel as Lucy.

Lucy- NATSU DRAGNEEL! YOU ARE DEAD!

NALUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Both Natsu and Lucy- ...