It was a lazy afternoon in Twilight Town. Roxas and Axel didn't have much to do, so they decided to buy some ice cream and eat it from their usual spot. Sitting on the clocktower, they licked their treat and made small talk.

"So two asteroids fell into town recently, huh?" said Axel.

"No, it was a comet and a meteor," Roxas replied.

"Weird. Makes you want to believe Chicken Little," said Axel.

"I guess, though he didn't say anything about random explosions," Roxas replied.

"True," said Axel.

They eventually finished their ice cream, but they still felt hungry. So they decided to go buy some more. Ten minutes later and they were sitting on the tower again.

"Did you hear about Hayner? He got a promotion," said Roxas.

"Who, the weird drill sergeant from WalMart?" Axel replied.

"Yeah. They made him manager now," said Roxas.

"I thought he was already manager?" Axel replied.

"Yeah, we all thought that. He wasn't," said Roxas.

Finishing their ice cream again, the two best friends found that they had almost more room in their stomachs than last time. Not for questioning the laws of crazy, they opted to buy more ice cream.

"I'm surprised this guy's still selling ice cream," said Axel.

"I know. When I heard the rumors about his death, I almost cried," Roxas replied.

"The official reports say that a pig pushed his truck off a cliff," said Axel.

"Yeah, and the explosion apparently wiped out an entire town," Roxas replied.

"I knew eating this ice cream would make a guy immortal. All these preservatives and all," said Axel.

Still unbelievably starving for ice cream goodness, the two made yet another trek to their favorite vendor. This time, they bought two bars each.

"So I got a letter from Naminé," said Roxas.

"Did she like your valentine's card?" Axel replied.

"She did, yeah. But she's kind of mad at you," said Roxas.

"Still? I told her she can't have any internet for a month," Axel replied.

"Yeah, but she was hoping to compete with Sora in last weekend's tournament," said Roxas.

"Too bad for her. Addictions are hard to beat," Axel replied.

"Yeah, but couldn't you let her game just once?" said Roxas.

"No can do, Roxas. If you want to ditch an addiction, you just have to go cold turkey," Axel replied.

"You're right. Feeding the addiction will only make things worse," said Roxas.

Both not even questioning it anymore, they went back for more ice cream. But this time, on their way to their sitting spot, Roxas accidentally slipped on a pile of discarded popsicle sticks. He managed to grab the ledge just in time, but he couldn't lift himself up because his body felt sluggish from all the ice cream.

"Axel, help!" said Roxas.

"Just a sec," Axel replied. He wanted to take a bite of his ice cream first.

"I'm gonna fall!" said Roxas, his fingers giving way.

"I know, pal. Just hold on," Axel replied. Another bit couldn't hurt, right?

"Remember what you said, Axel! You have to go cold turkey," said Roxas.

Axel sighed. "Damn, you're right." He tossed aside the ice cream and helped his best friend to safety.

"Thanks..." said Roxas.

"I guess we're going to have to check ourselves into rehab, huh?" Axel replied.

"Maybe, or..." Roxas had an idea. Gathering all the popsicle sticks, which were really Pooh sticks, Roxas led Axel back down the tower stairs. Inside the train station, Roxas stopped Roo who was just about to board a train. He offered all the Pooh sticks he had in exchange for Roo's services as a licensed hypnotist. Within seconds, both Roxas and Axel no longer craved ice cream and Roo was able to board his train bound for the Fellowship of the Pooh.

The end.