I love referencing other fandoms and I can just see them watching Harry Potter.

"Filthy Mudblood!" Arthur shouted at Estelle. Estelle opened her mouth to scream back but River got their first "Arthur don't call your sister names" River told him off.

"Yes if anyone's a Mudblood it's your mother" the Doctor pointed out "Which makes you…."

"A half-blood" Arthur said quietly.

"Yes" the Doctor said supremely "I am the only pure blood" his younger children hissed at him. "What about Clara?" Jack asked, looking at Clara who had been doing her best eat her breakfast while eating her breakfast. "She's a muggle" the Doctor announced. Clara had no idea what was happening and carried out eating her cornflakes.

"Ok come on kids" the Doctor said getting up. His children all stuffed food into their mouths and got up to go. As they walked out the door River kissed them goodbye, Freya somehow managed to escape her mother. The Doctor walked over to his wife "Phone" River handed the Doctor a phone "Money for Freya, plasters, food and drinks" the Doctor took a small bag from his wife before kissing her sweetly.

After all the children and the Doctor had gone River and Clara sat in the living room "So where's he taken the kids?" Clara asked.

"A massive soft play warehouse and Freya's going shopping with Lily-Rose" River replied.

"What was happened at breakfast?" Clara asked.

"They were arguing about who has the most gallifreyan blood" River informed Clara.

"The Doctor said you're a mudblood" Clara frowned "I'm not very knowledgeable about Harry Potter but that must mean you have human parents"

"Very clever" River smiled.

"Care to explain" Clara prompted.

"The Doctor likes to call me "The Child of the TARDIS" just a nicer way of saying that my parents spent their wedding night on the TARDIS and I came along 9 months later" River giggled.

"Oh" Clara flushed red.

"Well turns out being conceived in the time vortex results in in timelord DNA and after I was kidnapped they boasted it so I'm about fifty fifty" River explained.

"So are your kids you know…." Clara trailed off.

"Umm some" River said thoughtfully "Freya, Lily-Rose and Jack maybe this one" River pointed at her pregnant stomach "I'm not quite sure" Clara and River giggled.

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