The League of Super Evil Chapter 40: Endgame
Welcome all who have made it this far to the final chapter of The League of Super Evil. Maybe you read the entire thing, none of it, or a few chapters. Nonetheless I still welcome you. This chapter has the most intense yet somehow most half-assed battle yet. I love you all for following this story and I'm somewhat glad I got to be a part of the whole Hot Topic Krew thing, especially since this is a canon dealio. I'm gonna love following the adventures of these characters in HTK if they resurface there. From here on I am personally done with intentionally bad and/or crack fanfiction, which is the only type of fanfiction I've ever wrote for the past few years. I have little to no time for any of this anymore as I'm preparing for college and my senior year of High School, have a time consuming job, and want to spend as much time with my girlfriend as possible. It's been a wild and mostly stupid ride on this site, but I'm more than ready to jump ship. Cya guys!
Shrek swung open the door and held up his shield was quickly as possible. Three baby dragons rammed toward him, but Shrek knocked them back with his shield. He then charged toward them and drew his sword on them, easily ripping through their young dragon flesh. Shrek let out a roar as his eyes pierced violently into the eyes of Dragon, whom stared back at him with a look of pure anger, hatred, and death.
Shrek threw away his sword and summoned his Onionblade, but this time he had two. He was DOOOOOWL WEEELDING!
Shrek ran through the room, dodging shots of fire Dragon shot out at him and leaping over obstacles left and right.
Shrek then jumped high up onto Dragon's leg, then onto her back as he jammed his Onionblade down into it. Dragon screamed and shot fire everywhere from her mouth, as Shrek grabbed his Onionblade and scaled down her back, tearing a big cut into Dragon.
Dragon then flew up and bashed her back against the wall as Shrek jumped off. He looked up at Dragon, ready to be hurt thanks to his nifty healing factor.
Dragon crashed down right next to Shrek and swiped a claw at him.
Shrek screamed, the pain feeling much worse than he anticipated.
Dragon kept bleeding from her back, breathing heavily.
Shrek charged forward and sliced at Dragon with his Onionblade, cutting off a toe as Dragon tried to stomp on him. Shrek simply leaped away as he kept bleeding from his cut, running to the backleg of Dragon and managing to cut off one of her legs.
Dragon screamed, leaping up and stomping down. Shrek was unable to move and was crushed under Dragon who lied down on him.
Shrek felt himself dying, feeling worried even though he was still under the impression he had a working healing factor.
Elsa thought deeply about Shrek, wondering where he was now. Shrek had left over a month ago and Elsa had worried that he had passed in the fight with the dragon. Oh, how Elsa had wished she could hear from Shrek. She just wanted to know...
Magolor, Deadpool, and Phosphora sat in a pizza place. The three had all become close friends over time and loved to go out for fun.
"Hey, I've been wondering what's been up with Shrek lately, ya know?" Deadpool suddenly said before biting into a slice.
"Yeah, it's been quite a while. I guess he made Elsa our leader for a reason..." Phosphora said solemnly.
"I hope he's doing alright, wherever he is..." Magolor spoke.
Chad and Rodin were working together to draw a new logo for their new band, Backnickel.
"It looks pretty damn good," Rodin said.
"Yeah. I wonder what Shrek would think, though... he always gave me good constructive criticism on these things," Chad said.
"Huh. That's odd," Rodin said.
"What?" Chad replied.
"I just thought about Shrek too. Wonder where he is," Rodin said.
"Hopefully he's safe," Chad replied.
"I hope so too," Rodin agreed.
Shadow woke up and thought of his beloved Shrek. He was wondering when he'd get to see the ogre once more, but part of him felt unsure. He sensed that Shrek was in danger, and wondered where he was. Shadow did something against the goth code and prayed-for Shrek. He prayed for Shrek and hoped for the best.
Spidey and Captain America sat down at a coffee table in Elsa's Castle. They had been welcomed into the League of Super Justice as honorary members.
"So, how much longer do you think that Shrek guy has left?" Spidey asked.
"Not much longer..." Captain America grimly replied.
Nate sat down with his gang, rolling in sweet treasures and dosh they had obtained on their heroic exploits against bad guys. Nate suddenly remembered Shrek and how he had helped him a bit over a month ago. He thanked Shrek, hoping he was doing alright wherever he was now.
Shrek suddenly felt a pulse of energy as his muscles bulged. He pushed up as hard as he could, starting to feel overwhelming strength as he somehow managed to topple over Dragon and throw her. Dragon broke though the wall and landed outside the castle, Shrek jumping as high as he could to follow her.
Shrek landed painfully, quickly falling as his legs felt great shock from his landing.
Shrek jabbed his Onionblade into the ground to use it as support to pull himself up as he kept bleeding. He looked into the half-closed eyes of Dragon, who stared at him with no energy left. She eventually shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
"Donkey... I did it..." Shrek said, before his breathing stopped and he fell to the ground.
Fiona and Dreck were walking nearby and spotted him.
"Shrek...? Shrek!"
And so word of Shrek's death was returned to The League of True Super Justice. The news shook them greatly, so greatly they all had to decide on what to do.
The team had decided to go separate ways.
Elsa, Anna, and Phosphora stayed at the Arendelle Castle.
Deadpool, Magolor, Spider-Man, and Captain America continued to fight crime and evil, sometimes working together or with different heroic teams.
Chad and Rodin continued to sing for Backnickel, becoming more famed than Nickelback ever was and letting Chad express his feelings and letting Rodin make some sweet dosh.
As for the bad guys...
Dr. Mario returned home, but was stuck to eternally float around as a small spirit.
Nui, Wizzro, Metal Face, and Pac were sent to Icarus to work as assistants.
Doofenshmirtz joined the OWCA, whom had decided to recruit all the Muppets and give them new jobs in order to keep them all financially stable.