Rixre: Whoo-hoo! Chapter 3 at last!

Tobi: Can I spoil who Shizuka's father is?

Rixre: No.

Tobi: Please? Does it even matter who he is?

Rixre: Yes. And no, you cannot spoil who he is.

Tobi: Rixre doesn't own any of the characters in Bleach or Naruto (Shippuden), but she does own Seiko Abarai, Shizuka (can't say her last name) and Sengen-Tsubaki Kurosaki. Wait a minute, Tsubaki and Kurosaki rhyme! Did you do that on purpose Rixre?

Rixre: No. Now that I think about it. Anyways, enjoy chapter 3! Also- I changed Regal Instruments to Imperial Weapons.

Chapter 3: The Exiled Daughter and the White-Haired Girl's Rebellion:

Shizuka held a steaming bowl of ramen in front of her entire company that had taken residence inside her barn. She smiled, "You guys are lucky that my grandmother makes so much." Shizuka's grandmother owned about two thousand bowls and about the same amount of servings.

After Shizuka set down everybody's bowls in front of them, she apologized, "I'm sorry, if you don't like it, because everybody's the same."

Everyone ate it without complaint. Shizuka just stood there with a smile on her face, wondering what else she could do for them. Tobi asked, "Am I a good boy?"

"Sure." Shizuka said, not really knowing who he was.

Tobi looked at the girl, she looked familiar to him somehow. He didn't know Shizuka, but something about her…made him think of somebody. His thoughts were cloudy and weird, so he dropped the subject. Tsunade asked, "What happened that got you kicked out of the Village Hidden in the Leaves?"

"I'm not sure, you can either ask my grandmother or mother." Shizuka had poured a bowl for herself and began eating.

Tsunade said, "Hopefully your life has been happy in this…world?"

"Etrhalia?" Shizuka stopped eating and smirked, "Sure. One might say that."

"Why?" Tobi had finished his bowl of ramen (how he ate it without taking of his mask, I'm not sure.)

Shizuka played with her chopsticks before saying, "It's complicated. Long story that's involved with the Princess."

"There's a princess?" Yoruichi raised her eyebrows, and looked at Ichigo.

Shizuka nodded, "Yep. Princess Tsubaki of Etrhalia. She's the true heiress to the throne."

"What do you mean by that?" Asked Tsunade, she was interested in this new world.

"The true heiress thing?" Shizuka set down her chopsticks, "Tsubaki was born to Emperor Ichigo and his first betrothed, a Quincy named Empress Zelda Amsel. Then, Zelda died and Ichigo was to choose a new wife-he chose a Soul Reaper named Rukia Kuchiki and they had a child together named Taiyo. Rukia died a good year after Taiyo's birth. Then the Emperor chose his last wife, since third time is usually the charm, he chose Miss Orihime Inoue, and she bore him twins, Yasue and Yasuji. Of course, there are a lot of conspiracies that occur in a kingdom that has four children that are all half-siblings.

The story according to Tsubaki was that Orihime had poisoned her father, so the throne of Etrhalia would be all hers. The daughter, Yasue would be the one who would be the heiress." Shizuka then rolled her eyes, "Of course, Tsubaki doesn't care that much about the throne anyway. But…one thing led to another and next thing you know, Tsubaki is the successor to Captain Suì-Fēng of the 2nd Division."

Yoruichi asked, "Are there noble clans?"

Shizuka laughed, "Of course! The Uzumaki, Uchiha, Inoue, Shihōin, Kuchiki and Sheba Clans! They are the top families with each of its members being exceptionally powerful. Emperor Ichigo is the descendant of the Sheba clan, and Orihime is…well, of the Inoue."

She began to eat again, and left everyone in silence. "And you? Who are you supposed to be?" Orochimaru asked.

Shizuka's shoulders sagged a bit and she finished off her ramen, "A nobody."

"So…Shizuka Nobody?" Seiko asked.

Shizuka shot Seiko a sharp look before correcting herself, "No. I'm part of the Ito Clan,"

"And your father?" Yoruichi pressed on.

Shizuka narrowed her eyes, "How am I supposed to know? Didn't I already tell you this a few times?" She remarked rudely.

Yoruichi narrowed her eyes, "Are you an orphan?"

Silence filled the room. The only noise was coming from Naruto, who had finished his eleventh bowl of ramen.

"No." Shizuka stood up, "I'm happy that celebrities are in my family's house, but I'm no pushover."

"Huh?" Everyone asked.

Shizuka drew her Imperial Instrument, "I'm a S-Class ninja."

Seiko laughed, "Really?"

Shizuka tilted her chin up, "You want to fight? And find out?"

Seiko stood up as well, "Let's go," Then looked at the sky, "Should we set a bargain?"

"Why?" Shizuka asked in disbelief.

"Because, it's fun. Anyway, should I win, you tell us everything we need to know about Ethralia."

"Etrhalia," Shizuka corrected, rolling her eyes before adding, "I was going to tell you that anyway."

"Fine! If I win…"

"How about no bargain?" Shizuka asked.

"No." Seiko crossed her arms.

"Fine. If I win, I'm not doing this." Shizuka sheathed her Imperial Weapon. "A waste of a blade like Lycoris."

"Lycoris?"

"That's the blade's name. I am not a Soul Reaper. I don't have one of their weapons." Shizuka rolled her eyes.

Seiko blinked, "So you forfeit?"

"No. It's a waste of my time." Shizuka went into the kitchen.

"Why?" Seiko walked in after her.

The rest of the people just stood there watching the entertainment. Pein was the only person who was thinking about the Princess of Etrhalia. Tsubaki. He thought. Pein looked around at his group mates, Hidan wasn't anywhere to be found. Figures, he's probably doing a ritual. Pein thought. He placed a hand on his chin, this strange girl; Shizuka said it was possible to get to their world. But she was an Exile and this Tsubaki probably couldn't go without getting exiled.

A plan began to form in his head. Tsubaki seemed to be a good person to join the Akatsuki. He looked at the true leader of the organization and had a mental conversation with him. It seemed they were in unison. It was a brilliant plan. Pein waited patiently for Shizuka to return before asking, "How do you know the Princess?"

"Tsubaki? I trained with her through all the exams. She's S-Class as well." Shizuka scratched her nose.

Pein leaned forward, "What's your status? Missing-nin or active?"

Shizuka laughed skittishly, "I'm technically a missing-nin. Empress Orihime still didn't take down my flyers yet. She always gets me wrong, so I guess it's okay."

Tsunade saw what the Leader of Akatsuki was doing; she had to put a stop on it, "Could you tell us a little more about Tsubaki and the history of the world?"

"I'm terrible at history, but it went a little like this," Shizuka sat down in a meditation pose, "Sure. Tsubaki is the direct descent of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, the Rabbit Goddess. Meaning she possesses two Visual Kekkai Genkai: the Byakugan and the Rinnegan. That's what her brother, Taiyo told me. But, Tsubaki barely uses either since Empress Orihime outlawed them."

Shizuka said, "I guess it's better for you to see for yourself."

"What do you mean?" Orochimaru asked.

Shizuka said, "I have Dream Release. I can cause all of you to fall asleep and have the memories I had of Tsubaki."

Everyone stiffened, "Dream Release?"

"The Kekkai Genkai I inherited from my mother, Chisa Ito." Shizuka started to make hand signs, "It's really hard to explain, watch for yourselves."

She finished, and the world went black.

A girl with orange hair was meditating on top of a hill, "Tsubaki-hime!" Shizuka's voice called her. It turns out that everyone was floating over the scene. It also was noticed that these girls were young. Everyone groaned.

The girl turned around, her eyes white, "Shizuka," Then she scolded, "I thought I told you not to add that stupid suffix!"

Shizuka put her hands on her hips and pouted, "I don't care. You're a princess, you should be happy."

Tsubaki rolled her eyes, "Happy? You think I'm happy? I'm in Hell. The new Empress, Orihime is evil." She stood up. "I liked Rukia and Taiyo, but this new girl is terrible. Yasue and Yasuji are just as bad."

Shizuka sat down in her friend's shadow, "Empress Rukia was good."

Tsubaki nodded and turned around to face the sun, her long orange hair dancing in the breeze, "I wish I met my mother, Zelda Amsel. She was Kaguya Ōtsutsuki's direct descendant."

"At least you have a father." Shizuka muttered.

"So? You do too. One day, you will meet him." Tsubaki stretched.

Shizuka said angry, "When I do, I'll kill him."

Tsubaki laughed and said, "I want to see that," She sat down.

Shizuka groaned, "Dang it. Now I'm blind. The stupid sun's killing my retinas."

"Retinas?" Tsubaki laughed.

"Yeah! They burns," Shizuka pouted.

And Tsubaki just laughed.

Then they were falling towards the ground, everyone's stomach flipping, somebody screamed. And then, they were in a forest, following four teams of two guys and a girl. They were dressed in entirely white clothing, but their midriffs were showing. A few people had holes in their chest or other various body parts. "Lady Tsubaki! We have arrived," Said a male.

Tsubaki was the one in the front; her hair was shorter and about as long as her chin. She gave a nod and dropped to the ground. "Report?" She asked the male who talked before.

"The Empire has sent about two teams after us." He stood in attention.

Tsubaki clicked her tongue, "Five, you don't need to salute me."

Five shook his head, "You are Number One. We have to respect you, since you are the strongest."

All of the Bleach Characters' eyes widened.

Tsubaki looked back and two of the other females dropped to her side, one of them was easily Shizuka, the other was a red head with a lance. Five bowed, "Two, Three."

The redhead clicked her tongue, she had a number on the right side of her stomach, and it was below her hole and to the bottom-right of her belly button. Shizuka smiled and said, "You're dismissed."

Five gave a nod and disappeared. Tsubaki faced her two companions, "Shaula, Shizuka, this is the moment we all have been waiting for, the moment of revenge against what the Empire has done to us!"

The redhead -Shaula- nodded, "Save that little princess, Yasue was her name? Leave her to me. I would love to kill her."

Tsubaki raised an eyebrow, "Really?"

Shaula hissed, "I've been dying for a good hunt. You've only been letting Aki and Shizuka out!"

Tsubaki rolled her eyes, "Because they don't have any family that's in danger."

"Otohime isn't in any danger! She and Inari are perfectly safe!"

Tsubaki rolled her eyes, "And that's how the Hoshikazu Clan was wiped out."

Shaula cracked her knuckles and said, "I can't wait to give this new Imperial Weapon a try."

"Your welcome," Shizuka said, smiling.

Shaula nodded her head in thanks.

The world started to spin, and a few people got dizzy and puked on the ground, which turned into flowers. Red blossoms.

Tsubaki stood in front of a gravestone; she was dressed in a black dress. She was on her knees and crying in front of hit, "Captain…" She muttered.

Her hair was white. And she muttered, "That bitch will pay."

And the world was pulled underneath their feet. They all came back into the present and saw Shizuka, her hair over her eyes and she was panting heavily and sweating. "Sorry," She apologized. "I kept all of you in there to long."

Rixre: Well, that's the stop for today.

Tobi: I liked it; can I spoil who Shizuka's father is now? PLEASSSSSSE?

Rixre: Next chapter.

Tobi: Really?

Rixre: It's going to be included in, anyway: Should I put in a OVA after this or just go straight to the next chapter?

Tobi: Put both previews up…then ask.

Rixre: Okay, here are the two previews:

OVA: The Switch, An Accidental Spell part 1 and part 2(Two-Chapters):

While playing around in Shizuka's herbs, Tobi finds himself a funny looking dust that says: Corpus Switch. He blows it and next thing he knows, he is in Itachi's body and that everyone else had switched too. Except for Shizuka. (Everyone is in a body from their OWN show.) It's up to Shizuka to fix it before midnight, otherwise, they are stuck as each other, forever.

or

Chapter 4: Tobi's Mission: Shizuka Ito's Secret?

Tobi has dreams of Shizuka as an after-effect of the Dream Release and comes across a resemblance between somebody he knows and Shizuka. He also finds a diary that Shizuka's mother has written that talks about Shizuka's father. Just who is he? It's Tobi's Mission to find out!

Rixre: Either way, Tobi's the star in each chapter.

Tobi: YAY! Can I spoil it for the OVA?

Rixre: We will see.

Tobi: ^Dances^ Yay! I'm the star!

Rixre: Please review or comment on this story, I feel like it's getting really weird and I still haven't included my favorite character yet (Deidara…^blush^). Also, please tell me which one to write next, because…yeah. I like when people comment, makes me smile. Anyway, see you all, in the next chapter!