Dipper VS Jungle girl ch. 7
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Wendy took one look at her...and shook her head. "You again, poser?" She asked with a chuckle.
"I'm not a poser!" Shouts Pacifica enraged. "I'm- "Aren't you that girl that was running naked in the woods?" Asked Dipper confused.
Pacifica flustered. "Oh, like your one to talk needle-dick!" She shouted at the now very flustered boy.
Wendy chuckled and turned to Dipper. "Little miss-would-be-queen. Is just a spoiled, rich girl that hangs up her loincloth at the end of each day to go back to her 5 star mansion." She teased.
She turned back to the fuming blonde. "You do realize that in order to be queen of the jungle...you'll have to LIVE in the jungle right?...or at least brake one of your precious, manicured nails?"
Paciifca cringed at the idea of living in that filthy jungle. "I'll- I'll deal with that when I conquer you!"
Wendy smirked. "Like you conquered your cup-size?" Pacifica flustered as she covers her flat chest, while Wendy flounced her E-cup proudly.
"T- There's more to life then a cup size!" She tries to defend while trying to keep from crying...
Wendy laughed. "Oh, is that why you tried to wear a bikini the first time you tried to fight me- Emphasis on 'TRIED'."
Before Pacifica could stop her, Wendy pulls a phone out of her cleavage and showed everyone her favorite recording:
Pacifica sporting a leopard skin bikini, laughs and points a magic staff at Wendy.
"Ha! Feel my- (the padding in her top falls out). Pacifica cries out embarrassed as she tries to conceal her flat chest.
Wendy laughs. "Feel your what? Chest? Doesn't look like there's anything worth feeling there..."
Pacifca flustered. "SHUT UP!" She screamed as he brought her staff back around toward Wendy-
RIP!
Which turned out to be a bad move as it had gotten entangled in her loose fitting top, ripping it clean off her...
Wendy laughed harder.
Pacifica was in tears now! She tried to reach over to grab her now discarded top...only for the padding in her rear falls out...followed by her bikini bottoms falling off her now scrawny rear.
"Gah!" Shouts Pacifica as she tries to salvage SOME dignity...which quickly became impossible as she tripped over the bottoms that were still around her legs-
THUD!
-and falls flat on her face-
CRACK!
-Which also shatters her staff-
ZAP!
-Which causes a ghostly apparition to appear-
SPANK!
SPANK!
SPANK!
-which then begins to spank a tearful Pacifica-
SPANK!
SPANK!
SPANK!
-For a very long time...
Wendy laughs along with everyone else. "I ran out of film at that point...but it spanked her for three days straight! And this is but one of her many epic fails that I've recorded and posted on my site 'WWW-Blondes-DON'T-want-to-have-fun-com '!"
Pacifica was enraged! "Hey, Don't ignore me!" She marches forward, staff raised in air-
THUMP!
-She then tripped as her leopard skin pelt snagged on the edge of the hole she blew in the wall-
RIP!
-Which ripped off said pelt, leaving her curve-less, scrawny body exposed to the ridicule of all-
SHATTER!
-her staff then shattered as it hit the ground-
ZAP!
-Which created a small rain cloud above Pacifica...
Wendy laughed as she recorded it all, "That's another keeper!" She shouted.
Pacifica just sobbed...then to her surprise she's helped up by Dipper. "I know how you feel." He said simply.
Pacifica looked at him amazed...gave him a big smile, a kiss on the mouth-
RIP!
-Then tore his left 'ball' out of his sack!
"Ha! Let your guard down Wendy! Now your downfall is imminent!" She shouts triumphantly as she runs outside.
Wendy sighs. "Dang it!...oh, well. Easily remedied." She said as she walked over a sobbing Dipper as he laid on the floor in pain...
"Hospital(sob)...I need a-
RIP!
Went his last remaining ball-
GAH!
-Went Dipper in a much higher tone of voice than usual...
Someone...please kill me...
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