So this was a fun little drabble I wrote this week for Valentine's Day, just to really poke fun at it since that holiday is...meh, in my eyes. That AND I believe that any day is a day to show the ones you care about some love, man!

I'm still writing Bonds of Harmony, but in the meantime, enjoy this fun drabble taking place in the Archie world! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Archie, Jughead and Pop Tate all reside in Riverdale. They all also live in the Archie comics and DiC Entertainment.

"25 burgers, please."

"Coming right up, Jughead! Only the best for my best customer."

With that order taken down, Pop Tate went off to cook them while Jughead waited with Archie at the booth.

"Jughead, you seem kind of mellow about it. You sure you don't wanna talk about the dream you've been having recently?"

Jughead shrugged. "What's there to talk about? I dreamt I was the best friend to a space man who was trying to choose between two girls like you, big whoop!"

Archie took a sip from his drink. "I guess so. But still, that was a crazy dream you had… maybe you should take it easy on the burgers?"

Jughead gasped as if Archie had just admitted he committed murder! "No way! Why would I give up the first love of my life? Burgers have always been there for me whenever I needed comfort, whenever I was happy, anytime! They're a part of who I am, Archie!"

Archie immediately threw up his hands in self-defense. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I was only looking out for your health. You've been having that dream now nearly every night. Taking a break from burgers might help make it go away."

Jughead crossed his arms, but he didn't seem mad anymore. "Well… maybe. I wanna dream of something else other than some other Archie trying to choose between his two loves… uh, no offense."

"None taken."

"Here you go!"

Oh there they were… the mountain of burgers, all fresh and ready for him to eat…

"I'm sorry, Pop. I can't eat these burgers anymore…"

"HUH?!" Pop Tate was so shocked to hear that. His best customer, REFUSING his burgers? What an out-

"I mean, at least not without some soda!"

Jughead picked up a burger and immediately wolfed it down.

Tate sighed a huge breath of relief while Archie slapped his hand against his head. Oh well.

That was Jughead for ya; mellow to the core and absolute lover of burgers.

Fin!