Here's the Valentine's Day sorta sequel to A Demigod Christmas Story! You don't really have to read it, but some stuff will make more sense if you do, also, it's pretty good, just sayin'.

No matter how many lamps I rub, I still don't own anything in this story... Yet! I'll keep trying! Until then, enjoy!

Everyone woke up to find that their cabins had been decorated with pink and red hearts and confetti and streamers and glitter and big sparkly banners that read "Happy Valentine's Day Camp Half-Blood! —XOXO Aphrodite". Besides a few Aphrodite kids, no one was very happy with this makeover, and that goes double for Nico di Angelo.

All of the Aphrodite and visiting Venus kids put on halos and wings and ran around trying to get the most couples together by the end of the day. "The winner gets to do whatever they want to do with no repercussions at all for one day. I really hope Drew doesn't win." Piper explained when asked.

The visiting Romans were pulled into the festivities with promises of chocolate and fireworks, not at the same time though.

The visiting hunters offered to take all the single girls to New York for a day of fun. An offer which Reyna and Rachel gladly accepted. Strangely enough, Connor disappeared around the same time they left. As did Drew's emergency wig, some of her makeup, one of her padded bras, some of her clothes, and a pair of her shoes.

Just before the couples apple-bobbing competition—which turned out to be a terrible idea, due to the large amount of accidental head-butting it led to—the sun boat landed on the Apollo Cabin, 'accidentally' squashing it. The weirdos from the twenty-first nome jumped off with a few new faces, a short woman in a black jumpsuit, a very ugly little person in a white and pink tuxedo, and a very pregnant hippopotamus in high-heels and an ill-fitting nurse outfit.

"Hello, all! We've come to join the fun!" Sadie shouted.

This time she was sporting red and pink streaks in her hair, matching the red shirt she probably forced Walt to wear and the pink shirt she definitely forced Carter to wear.

"Please no more matchmaking!" Nico groaned, wondering if he could shadow-travel to China without fading permanently. It might be worth it... He thought darkly.

"But last time it worked out so well!"

"For who?" Katie shouted, and Annabeth quickly corrected "whom!"

"For Leo and I of course! The movie was a big hit!"

"Don't remind me." Piper sobbed quietly, several others nodded in agreement.

Felix jumped out if the sun boat followed by a troop of penguins wearing pink and red bows. "I brought the love penguins!"

The next chapters are all gonna be related one shots for pairings, so tell me who you wanna see!

All reviewers get love penguins! ...actually that sounds creepy... Okay, how about glitter? ...no, some people don't like glitter... What about promises of chocolate and fireworks and ships? Your choice!

—XOXO your friendly neighborhood kumquat