Lions, Snakes, and Babies

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter

Thoughts

Parseltongue

[Flashbacks]

{Dreams}

Harry Potter was a fourteen year old boy with a serious problem. The problem was that of a baby boy that was lying in his arms. The baby gurgled as Harry cuddled him.

Harry sighed as he thought about his current situation. He had just found out that this baby was actually his. He didn't believe the mother when she told him over the summer that she was pregnant with his kid. He believed that it was impossible.

The first reason being that he was gay and couldn't get a hard on for a women to save his life. The other reason being that he never had sex with her, hell he was a virgin still. The baby was born a couple days after his birthday on August second. He had a paternity test done and the results showed that Harry was indeed the father.

Harry then told the mother that he would help with the baby, but he wouldn't get together with her. She had gotten pissed and when no one was in the room she tried to kill the baby. If Harry didn't want to be with her if they had a baby together then the baby was useless in her opinion.

Luckily for the baby his grandparents entered the room. They were both shocked to see that their daughter was in the middle of casting the killing curse with her wand pointed at the baby. The grandmother grabbed the baby while the grandfather stunned his daughter.

The healers were called but nothing was wrong with her. The healers called the aurors and she was taken away. She caught sight of Harry and shouted out something that shocked everyone.

"WHY WON'T YOU BE WITH ME! I STOLE YOUR SPERM AND GOT MYSELF PREGNANT SO THAT WE COULD BE TOGETHER! MY PLAN DIDN'T WORK SO THAT THING SHOULD DIE FOR BEING A FAILURE!"

The grandmother snuggled the baby close as her and her husband walked over to Harry. "Harry dear we are very sorry that we didn't believe you."

"It's alright mrs. Weasley. If I were you then I would have believed my daughter too."

"Thank you for understanding." Harry nodded and Molly gave Harry the baby.

"Why don't you go lay down while we watch our grandchild." Arthur said.

"Orion." Harry said.

"What dear?"

"His name is Orion Arthur Potter."

"What a lovely name." Molly stated as she started to coo at Orion.

"I wanted him to have both Siri's and Arthur's names since they are his grandfathers."

"Thank you Harry. It is an honor that you gave my name to the baby's. I am sure that once Sirius hears he too will be pleased."

"I hope so." Harry said as he yawned.

"Go lay down Harry." Arthur said as he pushed Harry to the couch in the room.

Harry nodded and laid down. He fell asleep before his head even hit the pillow. As he slept the couple took care of the baby. They also came up with a plan for when Harry is at school. They also decided that Harry would stay with them since Harry was still so young and was going to need their help with Orion.