Kung Fu Wolf
Prologue: And so our story begins.
? p.o.v.
You ever have something happen to you, the first time it's so scary but when it happens again and again the terror and thrill of it just sort of wears off? I'm getting that feeling right now. I swear, if had a yuan for every time I got robbed while on the road I'd be a very wealthy wolf indeed. The group of crocs that surrounded me were without a doubt the most pitiful bunch of bandits I had ever seen. Half of them didn't look like they knew what they were doing, the leader was just yelling and throwing his helmet on the ground, his second in command was arguing with the leader albeit reluctantly, and one croc was just looking at me with one eye, and at a boulder on my far left with the other eye. Now that was creepy. I kept my hands up where they could see them, not that they were really paying attention to me. I actually tried walking off once or twice while they were busy, I almost made it a mile until they caught up with me and again demanded I give them my money. When I told them I had no money I almost wanted to laugh at the leaders exasperation. Seriously, are these guys a bunch of bandits, or a troupe of clowns? "If there's nothing else you want with me, I'll just be going then." I said to the incompetent crocs, but of course they get in my way again. Okay now this is getting old. "No way guy, if you aren't gonna give us your money-" what money? "we're gonna teach you a lesson for wasting our time!" For crying out loud! I've already told this dude I've got no cash, all I got is my vest, my pants, and my red bandana… Oh, and the pair of hand staves strapped to my back. When you've been on the road for as long as I have you learn to travel light. But now's not the time to get into that. I pulled out my hanbo (the proper name for these weapons, in case you didn't know) and started knocking away the spears that were being thrusted at me with my left, and knocking heads with my right. A couple times I thought I heard a hollow "thunk" when Ms. staff met Mr. skull. Honestly it really explained a lot about these guys. Three minutes later they were all on the ground unconscious except for the leader and his lieutenant. "Darn it!" The bandit leader was obviously used to these setbacks. "You know, maybe we should have let him go the first time he told us he was broke, Fung." Fung? Isn't that like mold or toadstools or- no, no wait thats fungus. Heh heh, my bad. "Shut up Gary! Gosh!" Yeah, I think it's time I went on my way, I think being in close proximity with these croc bandits is starting to kill my brain cells. "Hey I'm just trying to contribute. And its Gah-ri." The last thing I heard before I went over the next hill was a loud groan from Fung.
Seriously, these attempted robberies happen to me entirely too often. I mean just last week I was being robbed, again I had no money for them to take, but those bandits were far better at what they do then those crocs, and not that it matters or anything but their leader, a female black panther, was insanely hot. Pretty eyes, full chest, nice ass, long legs, just sexy as hell. If she didn't have a knife to my neck, I would have asked her to dinner. But instead it ended in a fight, that one lasted ten minutes. Like I said before, the bandits from last week were a lot better at what they do than the crocs. I'm not a kung fu master of anything but I can handle myself in a fight. I managed to walk away from that little scuffle with a couple of cuts and bruises, but still in one piece. However after a while I began to notice something, no one and I mean no one has ever been able to get within the radius of my arms reach. Was this some sort of natural ability I have? Did I somehow get heightened reflexes? Or was I just plain lucky?
I hate always asking myself these questions,
I never have the answers.
I was pulled away from my thoughts when I looked ahead and noticed I was at the top of one really big hill, but it wasn't that what caught my attention. It was the village in the center of a great green valley with little rivers to the west and the Wu-Dan mountains to the north. It seemed really nice here, peaceful and quiet, the kind of place I'd like to build a home in. The very thought brought a smile to my face, a place called home… Never had one of those before. So, I started to continue down the road into the valley until I noticed something at the top of the closest mountain which was shrouded in the mist you would see on a spring morning. A staircase, I mean a really long staircase that made my legs ache just by looking at it, and it lead up to a temple at the top, I couldn't shake the feeling that my destiny was tied to this temple, but the growling sound from my stomach made me change the course of my thoughts.
"Well Hiro, lets go down and find a way to earn a bite to eat." I said to myself as I walked down the road.
That's my name by the way… Hiro.
A/N. Well that's the beginning to my very first story, hope you like it. Please comment or review but give me your honest opinion. BTW I don't own Kung Fu Panda or any of its characters, I just own my OC.