Disclaimer: I do not own D-Gray Man! If I did...The things I would do…*Evil laugh*

Kanda: Why do I have to do this again?

Allen: We're a couple, that's why!

Kanda: Huruseino, Moyashi.

Allen: Eh?! BaKanda!

Lavi: Don't I get a say in this?

Kanda/Allen: NO!

Lavi: *Whimper*

Me: *Sigh*

Allen couldn't believe this. He was going to to cafe to grab a bite, when Komui nabs him and jabs a strange black liquid in his left arm. Now he's a freaking hitsune! What would everyone think? What he would do? What would Kanda do?! Ever since they got together, Kanda seemed a bit...grumpy. He'd always warn poor little Allen not to do anything stupid! Now here he is, in this desperate situation. After all, this all happened ten minutes ago.

Flashback…

"Moyashi!"

"Yes, Bakanda?"

"Do me a favor."

"What?"

"Don't be an idiot."

"Eh?! Since when am I an idiot?!"

"You always get into trouble. I'm just warning you now."

You're so mean!"

"Hn."

"Wait! Kanda-Bwa! Komui! Wait!"

"Bwahahaha!"

Right Now…

"What am I going to do?" Allen thought. But even so, it wasn't so bad. Allen then felt someone touch his shoulder. "Oi, Moyashi, are you okay? What's with the costume?" It was Lavi Bookman, his old flame. "Oh Crap," Allen exclaimed.