The Trekkie Days of Christmas
By Doec
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek, I just have fun with it
On the first day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: The cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the second day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the third day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: seven uniforms
Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Nine Q's a-snapping Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Ten badges bleeping Nine Q's a-snapping Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Eleven breaches of the Prime Directive Ten badges bleeping Nine Q's a-snapping Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the twelfth day of christmas a Trekkie gave to me: Twelve Klingons fighting Eleven breaches of the Prime Directive Ten badges bleeping Nine Q's a-snapping Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttle-pods Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen!
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek, I just have fun with it
On the first day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: The cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the second day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the third day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: seven uniforms
Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Nine Q's a-snapping Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Ten badges bleeping Nine Q's a-snapping Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Trekkie gave to me: Eleven breaches of the Prime Directive Ten badges bleeping Nine Q's a-snapping Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttlecrafts Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen
On the twelfth day of christmas a Trekkie gave to me: Twelve Klingons fighting Eleven breaches of the Prime Directive Ten badges bleeping Nine Q's a-snapping Eight Ensigns dying Seven uniforms Six Birds of Prey Five Rings of Betazed! Four shuttle-pods Three phasers Two warp cores And the cut off head of the Borg Queen!