Hey!

Hope you like! This is something I thought off while writing my other story, Forever an Apprentice. Check it out, it's really cool. Anyway let's get on with it! Forget about how Robin is there and following Slade's orders and is just like whatever. This is just a funny one shot I thought of, Kay? Don't ask for update, I can't think of anything for a second chapter. and besides I'm still working on Forever an Apprentice. (Slanted lines is when Siri is speaking) P.s don't own them Teen Titans.

"Siri?"

"Yes?"

"What's my name?"

"Slade."

"From now on I want you to call me, Master."

"From now on I will call you master. Okay?"

"Yes."

"So Master, what's on the agenda for today?"

"Can you be my apprentice?"

"I thought I was Master."

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing." Slade glared at Robin for sneaking up on him.

"Oh cool you got the iPhone 6?" Robin swiped it from Slade.

"Hey! Robin give it back." Slade demanded.

"Just a sec! What were you doing with Siri?"

"Robin!"

(The sound Siri makes when you turn it on.)

"How may I help you Master?"

"You made it call you Master?!" Robin laughed.

"Robin, give it back to me! That's an order!" Slade tried to grab it back.

"Wait just a sec! Siri, from now on, call me...Slade is a big meanie!"

"Robin don't test my patience."

"From now on I will call you, Slade is a big meanie. Okay?"

"No! Give it to me!" Slade tried to pry it from Robin's hands.

"Yes!"

"Okay, Slade is a big meanie, how may I be of assistance?"

"Robin!"

"Wait! Your gonna make me-"

Crack!

The phone falls to the floor, cracking it as the screen went dead.

"Uuuuhhhhh...heh heh heh?"

Slade glared at Robin.

"I'll just a...go steal you a new one..." Robin nervously grins and slips out the door.

"Wintergreen!"

"Yes?"

"From now-"

"No I will not call you Master." Wintergreen interrupts.

Slade grumbles. "Go steal me a thermal blaster!"

"Don't we already have one?"

Slade frowns at him. "Nevermind!"

"Okay..."Wintergreen leaves.

Later

"Here's a new one!" Robin walks in holding a new iPhone. "I got the biggest version, the iPhone 6 plus!"

"Good." Slade takes it from him.

Slade rips the packaging off.

"Siri?"

"How may I assist you?"

"From now on, I would like you to call me Master!"

"From now on, I will call you Master. Okay?"

Robin stifled a laugh.

"Yes."

"Okay Master, how may I help you?"

"Go...go uh...Steal me a thermal Blaster."

"I'm sorry Master, that's not in my capabilities. Here's one for 150$."

"I don't want to buy one!"

"Would you like to sell one?" eBay pulls up.

"No!"

Robin couldn't hold it any longer. "Haha, Omg Slade."

"Robin! Go steal me a thermal Blaster!"

"I already have one..."

"Go!"

"Okay okay geeze!" Robin leaves.

"Siri."

"Yes?"

"What's my name?"

"Slade Wilson. But you told me to call you Master."

"Wait what?! I never told you my real name!"

"Robin told me."

"Robin!"

"Yes Master."

"Robin...he's gonna get it when he comes back!"

Later.

"I'm back! They didn't have a thermal blaster, but I got the thermal blaster 2! It's way cooler." Robin examined it. "It shoots missiles too!"

"Slade?"

"Robin, from now on you will call me, Master." He spoke from the void.

"What? No way!"

"How about." Slade stepped out of the shadows. "You Do whatever I tell Siri to do!"

"Okay..."

"Siri."

"Yes Master?"

"Go steal a diamond."

"I'm sorry, that's-" Slade turned it off and looked at Robin.

"Uuuhhhh...okay..." Robin slowly left.

Slade smirked. Finally, someone would call him Master, and do his bidding!

Yeah, I know this is the silliest thing you ever read. So what? I did it for fun. Anyway review are always nice, and please don't ask for update. I ran into that problem before.