A/N ~~ Sorry folks, I haven't written anything due to a huge writer's block and frankly I just haven't had any free time.

In addition, I changed rooms & computers… I got the outdated one! Sadly, this computer doesn't have the Internet…ugh…

Disclaimer ~~ ::it2 raises right hand:: I do not own Digimon and affiliates.

Okay, my cat, Meeko, and me have decided to share the computer…for now.

Meeko: Yes ladies and gentlemen. The cat is back!

it2: Oh gee, I'm sure they adore you!

Meeko: You're asking for it.

it2: Ahem, but who's the pet around here?

Meeko: That's it, I'm sick of being treated like a second class citizen! Grrr….

::skip to action scene::

Spider that lives in the corner: Meeko and it2 chase each other, but it2 has a sore leg and Meeko is able to capture it2 again!

it2: Darn it! This was supposed to be my fic!! Where's my freakin' lawyer!

Meeko: Muhahahhaha!!!

"So how are we going to crack the nut open, Gatomon?" Kari asks for the second time.

Let's bring some more nuts back with us," Gatomon begins, as she picks up more nuts.

"So there we can figure out how to open them? Why not just blast them open?" Patamon suggests.

"Right, like your boom bubble attach will really make a difference," Gatomon says sarcastically.

"Are you saying my attack is weak, CENSORED!"

Gatomon glares at Patamon, "Listen, Piggy!" Gatomon points a claw at Patamon. "You better shut your mouth before I smack you!"

In the distance, Kari is cheering for Gatomon. She's singing, "Gatomon can kick your butt, so you better shut the CENSORED up!"

T.K. breaks his silence as he calls Kari, "Uh…Kari!"

"What is it T.K.? I'm trying to watch a fight here!" she yells back.

"You want nuts?" asks a voice out of nowhere.

"Yeah! I'm freakin' starved here!" Kari looks behind her and gasps, "Holy CENSORED! Hey guys look at that fat ass man with a bunch of nuts behind him!"

Gatomon and Patamon stop bickering with each and look at where Kari is pointing.

"Hello boys and girls and Digimon!" says the fat man.

"It's a nerd, run everyone!" shouts T.K.

Tai is trapped with a psycho Sora inside a cave listening to Britney Spears and (dare I even mention it) Barney.

"I'm screwed! I knew a person can't be nice all the time," Tai thought to himself.

An hour goes by and Sora leaves, but Tai is knocked unconscious by the music.

Snip! Snip! Buzzzz!

"Now doesn't your hair look much better!" Sora says, as she hands Tai a mirror.

"MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!" Tai screams.

"Come on, don't be such a big baby. You really needed a hair cut," Sora says explaining to the hysterical Tai, "Trust me it was either me that was gonna cut your hair or an evil Digimon. We were all getting tried of your huge hair."

"Whatever," Tai says walking out of the cave. "That hair was my trademark, just to let you know."

With the last remark Sora bursts out laughing, "Your trademark, oh that's a good one!"

"Girl, you better cut it our or your gonna get spanked like a three year old at K-Mart!"

Sora shakes her head, "To much Britney Spears. I should have gone with more Barney."

Palmon and Tentomon are walking around the woods talking about if they should get life insurance.

"Well I think we should, I mean just look at the monsters we have to fight plus we have to take care of a bunch kids."

"But wasn't that in our contract?" Palmon asks him. Palmon and Tentomon pull out a large packet of papers.

"Look at section E 12," Palmon says flipping through the papers.

"Sorry, but that's not in my contract."

"What?! Those CENSORED lawyers cheated me!!" Palmon raged.

"Who's your agent?"

"Bob," she replied.

"Ah, I know him. What a lowlife scum. Bill is better, trust me."

"Could you step up a meeting for me, Tentomon," Palmon says to Tentomon, fluttering her eyes.

"I'm sure I could. Now let's continue with our date," Tentomon tells Palmon and they continue to walk on the path.

Further up the path they meet Gomamon and Biyomon.

"Oh hey guys!" calls Biyomon.

"Me AND Biyomon are on a DATE," Gomamon says looking behind him, "Not her and AGUMON!"

Suddenly the bushes start to shake and Agumon jumps out. "Time's up! Come on Biyomon."

"No it's not," Gomamon replies.

"That's it! I've had enough of both of you. I'm going with Tentomon."

Tentomon is shocked for a moment but then says to Agumon and Gomamon, "Can't win them all boys, see ya!"

Tentomon, Palmon, and Biyomon start down the path and leave Agumon and Gomamon alone.

"I can't believe this, she dumped me for the ugly nerd. This never happens to me. I'm always the Digimon with the girl or the dumper, not the dumpie"

"You can't believe it, what about me! I'm the leader of this group and the most powerful," Agumon says.

"So what do we do now?" Gomamon asks.

"Go look for other girls."

"No seriously, what do we do now? We don't have girlfriends and have you ever really seen another female Digimon? Plus there's no one to save from evil! HELP ME MAN I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO DO!!!"

"I'm the leader, I'll think of something soon. Wait I know! Na, it's not legal."

"I'm gonna die from boredom!!!" Gomamon screams.

"Whoa chill dude," Matt tells Gomamon as he and Gabumon walk over next to them.

"Hey where's everyone else?" Gabumon asks them.

"No clue and don't care," Gomamon replies.

"TentomonPalmonBiymonareonadateandTaiandSorainacavedoinggodknowswhatandT.K.KariPatamonGatomonarefightingovernothing, now be quiet so I can think of something to do!" Agumon quickly shouts.

"Geez, Gabumon why is everyone so weird today?" Matt asks him.

"Yes, it is strange isn't--"

"QUIET I'M THINKING!" Agumon yells.

"--it."

Matt yawns and tells Gabumon that he's going to take a nap.

"Okay, Matt," he whispers for fear of Agumon yelling again.

Gabumon sits down next to Matt, but soon gets bored and wanders off to find the others.

"Ugh, I need a new day job."

A/N ~~ Meow! Don't worry it's all most over, but some catnip is waiting for me. Hope you enjoyed it and send me everything on your mind!