I can't tell you how long I've wanted to write this… like… seriously. It's sad. But, here we are and I'm finally writing it. So basically it's genderbent Aladdin, Astrid being Aladdin, and Hiccup being Jasmine. I can't wait for this… I own nothing

This is a story of a girl and boy. Centries ago, when Vikings and dragons roamed the earth. This is one of those cliché stories, but it didn't start out like that, one of those stories were the guy saved the girl… but this story is quite different, in which the girl saved the guy. Add a couple of bad guys, a genie and a magical lamp, you have the story I'm about to tell you today.

Alvin was waiting, and he was not the waiting sort of man. A young man, Dagur, walked up. Without turning Alvin said "You are late."

"I'm sorry… it took a lot long than expected." Stated Dagur

"You have it then."

"I had to slit a few throats here and there, but here it is." Dagur handed him a half of a medallion. It was half of a shape of a beetle. Alvin reached for it, but Dagur pulled it out of his reach "Ah, ah, ah. My prize." Out of nowhere, a Terrible Terror, named Shylock, flew by him and ripped the the medallion out of Dagur's hand "Ouch…" Dagur rubbed his hand, muttering 'stupid dragon…"

"Trust me, my deranged friend. You'll get what's coming to you."

"What's coming to you," Shylock squawked. Shylock was the only Terrible Terror that could talk because Alvin, who possesed magical powers, gave him a spell that could talk.

Alvin pulled out the second half of the medallion, then connects them. It started to glow, then flies out of Alvin's hand, scaring the dragon's they two were sitting on, flying towards to the cliff's.

"Quickly, follow the trail!"

The three ride their dragon's as fast as they could. They needed to follow it. They follow it to Raven Point, where it separets into two again, and the halves pluge into the ground. The ground began to rise into a giant dragon head.

"At last, after all my years of searching… the cave of the Red Death." Laughed Alvin

"Awk! Cave of Red Death!" said Shylock

"By Odin…" whispered Dagur

Alvin pushed Dagur towards the caves opening "Now remember! Bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine!"

Dagur walked towards the dragon's mouth, which is the entrance of the cave. Dagur tried to chuckle, but it wasn't quite there.

"Awk, the lamp! Awk, the lamp!" Shylock made sure they were alone before he spoke full sentences "Jeez, where'd ya dig this one up?"

Alvin shushed him, before watching Dagur again, by this time reached the entrance.

"Who disturbs my slumber?" it asked, and Dagur is blown away… litteraly.

"It is I, Dagur, a mere thief."

"You must know this. Only one may enter here. One whose lies far within. A diamond in the rough." She said

Dagur looked at Alvin with a questioning look on his face. Alvin glared at him

"What are you waiting for!? Go!"

Dagur moves one foot into the cave, the waited. When nothing happened, he placed the other foot in. Nothing happened again. With a giant smile on his face, he started down the steps. Then, a roar comes, and Dagur tried to get out, but the mouth slams shut, and the ground goes back to normal, leaving only the medallion.

"Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough!" The Red Death's voice rang out

"I can't belive it!" shouted Shylock "I just don't believe it! We're never going to get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it, look at this!" Shylock showed Alvin his peeling skin "Look at this! I'm so upset I'm sheding my skin!" Shylock flies back to Alvin's shoulder.

"Patience, Shylock. Patience. Dagur was less than worthy." Stated Alvin

"Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incred— I think I'm gonna have a heart attach and die from not surprise! What're we gonna do? We go a big problem here! A big prob-"

Alvin closes Shylock's mouth "This is why dragon's don't talk…" Alvin sighed "Yes, I agree, we do have a problem. I must fine this one… this- diamond in the rough…"

The next morning, Astrid rushed to the edge of a roof, carrying a loaf of bread. She almost tumbled over the edge of the roof, but sees the guards of Berk. She pushed her bangs out of her face, and pushed down her rag of a dress.

"Stop thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!" called the guard

Astrid looked down, then at the bread, confused "All this for a loaf of bread?" she asked, shrugging. She jumped off off the roof, landing on two ropes that were clothes lines. She started to slid down them, picking up clothes as she slids down. When she's close enough to a window, a grumpy woman slams it shut. Astrid slams into the window, falling into the street below. Her fall was broken by a pile of clothes.

"There she is!" the guards called from the roof she was just on

"You won't get away that easy!" another one called

She stared at them "You think that was easy!" She heard laughing, and saw three men laughing at her.

"You two, over that way. And you, with me. We'll find her."

Astrid pulls a sheet over herself as a disguise and rushed over to the three men

"Morning Gents." She smirked

"Getting into trouble a little today, aren't ye Astrid?" asked one

"Trouble?" asked Astrid "Me? You're only in trouble if you get caught-" A hand landed on Astrid's shoulder and yanked her back. It's Spitelout, the guard that was so intent on putting her in prison (and wants her hands for a trophy. Which is, you know, kinda gross). Astrid's disguise fell off as she stared at Spitelout

"I'm in trouble." She stated

"And this time—" Spitelout started, but was cut off by Astrid's dragon, Stormfly, who landed on top of him.

"Perfect timing Stormfly, as usual!" smiled Astrid and Stormfly squawked "Come on! Let's get out of here!" Astrid started to run away "Gotta keep, one jump-" She sang as she ran into a guard, then ran the other "ahead of the breadline. One swing ahead of the sword. I steal only what I can't afford. That's everything!" Astrid ripped off the guards pants and ran away. The guard blushed as everyone saw his underwear. "One jump ahead of the law men. That's all, and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!" Astrid stopped in front of a guard, who had his axe out. She hid behind a post, and the guard tried to hit Astrid, but got the post instead. Stormfly flew Astrid on top of a pile of barrels. She smirked at them, before pushing the barrels down, hitting one in the face.

"Riffraff! Street Rat! Scoundrel! Take that!" The guards sang

Astrid was now standing on top of a dragon perch, waving the loaf of bread around "Just a little snack guys," she sang

The guards started to shake the the perch to knock her off. Astrid looked around then back down at them

"Rip her open, take it back guys!" The guards

Astrid put her hand to her face, faking her death "I can take a hint, got face the facts! You're my only friend Stormfly!" Astird jumped off the perch into a window.

"Who?" sang three males, Astrid winked at one of them, and stood proud "She's become the one man rise in crime."

"Woman," stated Astrid, running into the mens mother. The mother stared down at Astrid and she backed away

"I'd blame parents, expect she hasn't got 'em!" The mother swung an axe, but Astrid ducked, slipping over to one of the guys

Astrid glared, and shrugged "Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you about when I got the time!"

One of the guys pushed Astrid out a window, and she landed on a wheel barrel, filled with sheep wool, and stumbled away from the guards. "One jump ahead of the slowpokes. One skip ahead of my doom. Next time gonna use a nom de plume."

Spitelout stopped running and saw Astrid getting away "She's getting away! Get her!"

"One jump ahead of the hitmen. One hit ahead of the flock. I think I'll take a stroll around the block." Astrid ran away from angry villagers. Astrid looked back and the guards were closing in.

"Stop! Thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!" The villagers sang as Astrid ran by them. Astrid winced and looked at the villagers

"Let's not be too hasty!" She stopped on a door step of a house, and Mr. Ingermen opened the door, scoping her up in his arms "Still I think she's rather tasty!"

Astrid rolled out of of Mr. Ingerman's arms, and puts her arm around Spitelout, smirking.

"Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. Otherwise we'd get along!"

"WRONG!" The guards dove to take Astrid, but she was too fast for them. Astrid is running away, Stormfly flying in the sky. Stormfly dove down, and steals a sword from a guy with one arm and one leg. She advanced the guards, like she did it every day.

"She's got a sword!" One Guard said, scared.

"You idiots!" Cried Spitelout, because, Gods, these guys are stupid "We've all go sword!"

Stormfly set the sword down, and backed away. She ran to catch up with Astrid.

"One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!" Astrid ran straight, but guards where there

"Vandal!" They sang, and Astrid ran the other way.

"One hop, ahead of the hump!" Astrid ran backwards, and was met with guards, so she ran left.

"Street Rat!" The guards there sang.

Astrid turned and ran forward. "One trick ahead of disaster!"

"Scoundrel!"

Astrid ran up a staircase, and jumped into a window "They're quick— but I'm much faster!"

"Take that!"

Astrid ran to a window and took a rug. The guards were closing in on her, and she looked out the window

"Here goes, better throw my hand in! Wish me happy landin'" Astrid gave a saluate, and jumped "All I gotta do is JUMP!"

The guards jumped after Astrid, but land in dragon dung instead. Astrid uses the rug as parachute, and they land safetly right next to the walls surounding the Chief's house. Astrid and Stormfly look at each other and laugh.

"And now, my scaley friend, we feast! All right!" Astrid broke the bread in half and gave one to Stormfly. Stormfly began to eat, but Astrid leans her head against the wall and stared at two kids digging through old food that the villagers throw out. The oldest of the two, a young girl that reminds Astrid of herself, saw Astrid staring at them, and tries to hide. Astrid looked at them, then at her dragon, then at her bread. Stormfly shook her head and Astrid rolled her eyes. She stood up and walked over to the two kids.

"Here, go on… take it." Laughed Astrid

The two children laugh and took the bread. The girl ripes it in half and gives the bigger half to her brother. Stormfly looked down at her bread, feeling guilty. She took the bread over the kids, and nudged it with her snout. The kids started to pet Stormfly happily and Stormfly squawked. Stormfly turned her head and saw Astrid walking into the daylight.

Astrid pushed past the villagers and saw a parade of some sort, where a pretty raven haired girl was sitting on a poor Deadly Nadder, waving her hand like she owned the place.

"On her way to the Chief's place, I suppose." One Villager said

"Another suitor for the heir." Another said

Astrid looked down and saw the two kids running into the street. Astrid gasped as the boy runs in front of the dragon the Raven Haired girl was sitting on.

"Out of my way! You filthy brat!" The girl pulled out her whip. Astrid ran in front of the kids and took the hit.

"Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could aford some manners!"

"Oh—" said the Raven Haired girl "I teach you some manners!" The girl pushed Astrid into a puddle, making the villagers laugh. The dragon started to walk away and Astrid smirked

"Look at that, Stormfly. It's not every day you see a dragon with two rear ends!" called Astrid

The girl looked back at him, glaring "You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your flees will mourn you."

Astrid got up and went up to rush the girl, but the gates closed in her face.

"I'm not worthless! And I don't have flees!" Stomped Astrid, itching her head. "Come on, Stormfly. Let's go home…"

As Astrid walked to her 'home', which is just a cut out wall with some blankets hung around, Astrid started to sing "Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer, would they see a poor girl? No siree. They'd find out, there's so much more to me…" She sang, tucking in Stormfly for the night. Astrid sighed and pushed back the blankets and saw the chief's house, biggest on the island, and place she always wanted to live. "Someday, Stormfly, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a chief's home, and never have any problems…" Astrid leaned her head against the wall, and took deep breaths… because she's going to live there one day. She's not a street rat...