Hi everyone! I'm baaaack with a new Ouran story! :D Jk anyway please read this with a grain of salt, especially when it comes to Ryuu lol. This is a light-hearted story with no definitive plot and no definitive ending. I'm also not sure where this story may go. There's more at the end about this. For now, I hope you like it!

Hello everyone! My name is Ryuu Mazawa and this year, I'll be a high school first year! Spring is such a great season, after all, it's the season for love!

…

Damn it Emi! Why did you make me read that super cliche shoujo manga?! Ryuu sighed, slumping against the pink wall. He adjusted the black high ponytail, pushing it behind his shoulder. He still wasn't used to this long hair wig business, but Akimi had suggested it. The disguise would be more convincing with long hair than short hair.

I like girls with short hair though.

"Hello beautiful Princess," a blond, Prince-like character swept over to Ryuu with a smile. He pulled a rose out of the air and handed it to a reluctant Ryuu. "You must be a first year. I can tell by that adorable, innocent maiden look you have. Are you lost? Is there any way I can help you?"

Ryuu bit back a snarky response. It was early in the morning and he was too sleepy to deal with flirts like this blonde. So he just smiled politely. "No thanks."

"Are you sure?" the blonde asked. His charming smile transformed into a enthusiastic grin. "I can help you if you're lost! Are you looking for your classroom?"

Ryuu shook his head. "No. I'm just waiting for someone." Emi! Hurry up and come back! I can't believe class hasn't started and I'm already getting hit on! These guys at Ouran just can't get enough of my good looks. Ahhh, what am I going to do if I get confessed to?

"Who are you waiting for?" The blondie just wouldn't give up.

Ah, so annoying!

"Can you just leave me alone?" Ryuu asked.

The blond flinched, and his eyes seemed to water. "I-I see. I'm sorry if I was a nuisance. I'll be going now." He walked away like a kicked puppy, making Ryuu feel very, very guilty.

"Wa-Wait!" Ryuu held up a hand to stop the blond. "Actually, um, could you point me to where the main office is?"

The effect was instantaneous. His eyes widened and he beamed, sparkles suddenly surrounding him. "Of course! Let me show you the way!"

"Uh… Thanks." Ryuu sweat-dropped.

"I'm Tamaki Suoh, by the way, 2nd year."

Oh damn, a senpai. "Ryoko Mazawa."

"It's nice to meet you Princess!"

"Um, same here." Why is he calling me Princess? This guy is so weird. I bet he flirts with everyone. Maybe even the guys… Ah no, that'd be bad. It'd just feed Emi's-

"Ryu- Ryo!" Emi came striding down the hall, coming from the main office. "I got our schedules and a map of the school. Here." She held out the folded up sheet. Ryuu didn't even want to know how big this bright, flashy, and extremely pink school was but he took the map anyway.

Tamaki's eyes widened. "Your sister?!" he asked Ryuu excitedly. He nodded rather proudly.

"You already made a friend?" Emi said, lifting her eyebrows in interest.

Ryuu shrugged. "Yeah, I guess."

Tamaki knelt down on a knee and took Emi's hand, while plucking a rose from the air once again. "A pleasure to meet you, Princess Mazawa."

Tsk. He is a major flirt!

Ryuu shoved Tamaki away, knocking the rose out of his hand too. "Don't flirt with my sister!"

Tamaki gasped and froze from shock. "So-So violent!"

"Good job scaring away your first friend," Emi said as the two turned to go back towards the main staircase.

"Whatever, who wants to be friends with a playboy like him anyway?" Ryuu muttered. He tugged at the puffy yellow dress. I hate this. Ah, why did I come up with this idea? Why did I- ugh, whatever. This is for the better. If I'm a girl, then girls won't attack me. I'll be just fine…

"Wrong way," Emi called, grabbing his arm and pulling him down a different hall. "Make sure you memorize that map, Ryuu- Ryo."

"Yeah I'm not used to it either," he whispered. He took her hand and felt that familiar reassuring feeling swell through him. Being with Emi always calmed him down.

Ah well, at least I have Emi! Yup, high school will be just fine if she's with me. Besides, if I was a guy, that'd just bring a ton of trouble on her. Plus I do look pretty hot as a girl. Let's see. If I was in a manga, I'd give Emi an introduction right? Emi Mazawa, my twin sister. She was born about ten minutes before me, so she's the older one.

Emi had shoulder-length black hair and full bangs. Her brown eyes matched Ryuu's, dark and slightly cold, but they were hidden by her huge, bulky glasses. Emi's the cutest! Thinking this, he hugged his sister, wrapping his arms around her neck.

"What are you doing?" she asked with a tired sigh as they finally arrived at the classroom. He rested his head on her shoulder.

"I'm tired. Let me sleep."

Just then a boy with auburn hair and bright golden eyes brushed past Emi. "Excuse me," he said with a polite dip of his head. Then he entered the classroom.

Huh. Pretty handsome guy, Emi thought.

"Hello, you two must be the Mazawa twins!" Sensei greeted the two of them by the classroom door just as the bell rang. "Why don't you come in with me and introduce yourself to the class?"

"Okay." Emi nodded. Then she nudged her brother with her shoulder. "Get up Ryo."

"Noooo."

The Sensei smiled before entering the classroom. "I'll wave you in."

"You can sleep later," Emi whispered. "If not, I'm flipping you."

Ryuu chuckled. "Go ahead. And try."

Tsk. You wanna challenge me? Fine then. Her hands grabbed his right arm, then she bent forward and flipped him over her shoulder.

Thud!

The students inside jumped. What was that sound? they wondered.

"Well, students, there are two new transfer students today!" Sensei said cheerily. "Let's welcome them in okay?" She glanced over and found Ryuu lying on the ground and Emi staring down at him. "Um, twins?"

Emi pulled Ryuu up to his feet. "That hurt, Emi!" he whined, rubbing the back of his head as she dragged him into the classroom. "Have some consideration! Do you want to kill all my braincells?"

She sighed as they stopped in front of the class. She smiled calmly. "Hello, everyone! I'm Emi Mazawa. And this is my twin, Ryoko. I look forward to getting along with you all. Please take care of us!"

She bowed, pulling Ryuu along.

"Twins?"

"Wow. They do look alike."

"Now we get another pair of twins in class."

"Too bad they weren't two guys though."

Emi forced a polite smile and elbowed Ryuu to do the same. He just frowned. Sensei then said, "Go ahead and take any empty seats."

There were a few empty seats in the back, but only one area where two were next to each other. The twins headed straight there, even if it meant sitting behind the other pair of twins.

Wait-Wait a minute! Emi came to a realization as she sat down. Those two twins are sitting on both sides of another boy! This… Could this be?

[Emi Otaku Theater]

Twin 1: Brother, I'm so sorry but I-I've fallen in love with another!

Twin 2: What? Who is this man?!

Twin 1: That handsome beauty with the luscious brown hair.

Twin 2: No way… But Brother, I love him too!

Twin 1: What? No! I will never hand him over to you!

Twin 2: Well I won't either!

Twin 1: Actually, Brother, the truth is, I don't want him to have you!

Twin 2: Me too… Let's stay together forever…

[-Meanwhile, in reality-]

Emi was dazing off, staring into space while her eyes sparkled. Ryuu knew exactly what this meant. She was daydreaming, imagining some ridiculous scene.

Damn it! I have this wonderful, smart, kind sister… So why did she just have to be a fujoshi?! And, whenever she sees anything even close to suggestive, she immediately goes into her little daydreams and imagines who-knows-what! I sure don't want to know.

He waved his hand in front of her face and she didn't even twitch. Then the twins turned around in their seats with matching grins.

"Hey," they said in unison.

"I'm Kaoru Hitachiin," the one on the left, sitting in front of Ryuu, said.

"And I'm Hikaru Hitachiin," the one on the right said.

Emi blinked, returning back to reality. She smiled in that polite and sweet way of hers. "Nice to meet you. Please turn back around before Sensei notices."

"Boooring," the twins said, frowning.

"Are they clones?" Ryuu asked his sister in a serious whisper.

"Of course not. They're obviously twins," she replied. The two turned to stare at the back of the Hitachiin twins' heads. "Or… they could be connected to each other. Maybe they share thoughts." And, maybe they share lovers! Kyaaa!

She made a fangirling face that Ryuu was quite familiar with. He quickly shook her roughly. "Pay attention Emi! Look! The history teacher just walked in!"

"Poop." She made a face before pulling out her pencil and textbook.

Ugh, I hate school. I hate studying. I hate homework! Emi glanced over at her brother, who was staring with a sleepy and bored expression at the board. He looks weird. Sure, he looks like a girl but still it's really weird. Geez, even though I have this awesome, handsome, and lovable brother... So just why did he have to be so popular?! It's his popularity that landed us in this situation! Well I guess it's his situation but still.

I hate school.

The moment the bell rang, signaling the end of first hour, the twins turned around. "Allow us to introduce our friend," Hikaru said.

The boy in the middle glanced behind. "What?"

"This is Haruhi Fujioka," Kaoru said. "He's a commoner."

Cause we really care, Ryuu thought.

So he's the twins' secret lover! Emi thought. A threesome! Yeeeees!

"Hi," the Mazawa twins said.

"Hello. It's nice to meet you." Haruhi smiled, blinding the twins in her dazzling cuteness.

Cute! Emi's eyes widened. So cute! Omigosh, I can see why the twins love him so much!

Ryuu noticed the glimmer in his sister's eyes. Oh dear. But this guy seems better than that Kei bastard.

"So why'd you guys transfer here?" Hikaru asked curiously. Other students leaned closer to hear too.

"Well we just wanted to attend a better high school," Emi replied.

"Where'd you transfer from then?" Haruhi said.

The twins exchanged glances. "Kyoto," they said in unison.

"Oh? The private academy there?" Kaoru said. "That one's really good too."

"Not as good as Ouran," Ryuu said.

"True." Hikaru smirked.

What does that mean? Emi thought.

"Hey, Mazawa-san," one girl approached the twins. "Um, can we just call you two by your first names?"

"I don't mind," Ryuu said.

"Sure." Emi smiled.

"I'm Sumiko Fukuyama. Ryo-chan," the girl said with a smile. "You came from Midoriyama Middle School, right?"

"Ah," he replied. They began chatting, shooting more and more questions at the twins.

"Oh, you know what, Ryo-chan? You should visit Music Room 3 after school!"

"Yeah, you really should!"

"It's a lot of fun!"

"What is it?" Ryuu asked skeptically.

The girls shared a grin. "You have to see for yourself."

"Oh yes," Hikaru smirked at them. "Please do go."

Wait, that makes me want to go less! Ryuu thought. But he felt someone grab his sleeve, and turned to see an excited Emi.

"Let's go!" she said. Her eyes were sparkling, a look she usually had when she was reading her manga.

"No, please, let's not," he said.

"But aren't you curious?" she asked.

"No, I'm not. I'm more scared of what I might find," he replied.

"Aw, come on!" She smiled. "Don't be such a scaredy-cat!"

There was no way he could say no to that cute face. He hugged her. "Eh, R-Ryo! Come on!"

"Aw, they're such a cute pair of twins!"

"I wish I had a twin sister too!"

"D-Do you think they're like the Hitachiin twins?"

"Eh? You mean like that?"

"Yeah, like that."

"Oh! But I'm not much of a fan for yuri!"

Yuri? Emi's ears perked up at the word. Did I just hear what I thought I just heard? Oh my gosh, is there a fellow otaku in this large school? I must believe that there is!

"Class is starting! Take your seats please!"

"What's in Music Room 3?" Ryuu asked. If he had to go, then he had to know what to expect.

"The Host Club," Haruhi replied calmly.

"Host-" Emi said.

"-Club?" Ryuu said. "What is it? Why does such a fancy school have something like a host club? Is it filled with men? And only men?" Haruhi nodded. He frowned.

"What's with that reaction?" Hikaru asked.

"Don't all girls love being surrounded by men?" Kaoru said. A reverse harem! Emi thought, eyes blazing to life. She nodded with surprising vigor.

"Don't agree with them, Emi!" Ryuu said. "At times like these, you have to say no!"

She made a face at him and turned away.

"So why should we go to this Host Club?" he asked.

"You'll love it." Hikaru smirked.

Not after you said that, Ryuu thought. He dropped his head onto the desk. It's only the first day but I'm already exhausted.

"We're still going though," Emi said quietly, bumping her knee against his.

He let out a long sigh. "Fiiiine."

When the bell rang, signaling the start of lunch, the students quickly filed out of the classroom. Emi and Ryuu followed their classmates out.

"Haruhi-kun!"

"Hikaru-sama!"

A bunch of girls swamped Haruhi and the twins.

I should have known! Emi thought, watching as the three began chatting with the girls. There's no way someone as cute and nice as that would not be popular!

"Emi, come on." Ryuu grabbed her hand and pulled her in the other direction.

"Are you trying to go to the cafeteria?" Emi asked.

He paused. "Uh. Yeah."

"Then you're going the wrong way," she said. "Come on. It's this way. Your sense of direction is as bad as Roronoa Zoro's."

"What? It's not that bad! I just haven't had time to really study the map!" Ryuu said.

"Then please study it well."

They found a table in the cafeteria and sat down to eat their own bentos. Glancing around the large room, Emi noted that everyone was purchasing their lunch here.

"Maybe we should buy school lunch too," Emi said.

"Yeah," Ryuu replied, as he tossed his carrots into her lunch. "Then there wouldn't be carrots every single time."

"Hey! Akimi-nee-chan puts them in to get you to eat them!"

"But I hate carrots!" he whined.

"Hi, can we sit with you?" a voice interrupted. It was Sumiko Fukuyama and three of her friends, all their fellow classmates.

"Yeah!" Emi smiled. "Please do."

"So Ryo-chan hates carrots?" one girl asked with a giggle as she took a seat beside Ryuu. "That's cute."

"C-Cute?" Ryuu began to blush. He glanced at the small distance between him and the girl, as a wave of anxiety struck him. He shot a panicked glance at Emi. She rolled her eyes and reached into her bag, pulling out a bottle of strawberry milk. She placed it into front of him and kicked his shin lightly under the table.

"So how long have you guys attended Ouran?" Emi asked, smiling pleasantly. Ryuu grabbed the strawberry milk and took a big gulp. He should have thought of bringing strawberry milk himself.

"I've been here since middle school," Sumiko said.

"Third grade."

"Kindergarten."

"Seventh grade."

"Wow," Ryuu said, having calmed down a bit.

"You like strawberry milk, Ryo-chan? I do too! But I like banana milk the best!" the girl seated beside Ryuu said.

"Banana milk?" Ryuu shook his head. "That stuff's nasty!"

"What? I think it's delicious!" the girl smiled.

And so, their lunch turned out to be quite smooth and enjoyable.

As they were heading back towards class with the same group of girls, Ryuu latched onto Emi's sleeve. He whispered into her ear, "I have to pee."

Emi quirked an eyebrow and smiled. "Excuse us, but we're going to the restroom."

"Ah, okay. We'll see you guys in class."

"Yeah, see ya."

The twins broke away from the group and entered the nearest ladies restroom. They were immediately greeted by smiling maids. Towels, perfumes, and a wealth of other unnecessary objects were spread out for anyone to take and use.

"I did hear that this school was very glamorous," Ryuu said. "But I never expected it to be like this."

There were a few girls. One was applying makeup. The other was just standing around on her phone. Emi nudged Ryuu and then entered a stall herself. He clearly wasn't used to the idea of just waltzing into the girls' bathroom.

This idea really was kinda stupid, Ryuu thought tearfully. Of course cross dressing isn't as easy as manga portrays it! How could I be so stupid and get tricked into this? It's too late now, unless we transfer to a different school. But Emi seems to like it here, and this is the best high school in Japan.

The Hitachiiin twins were walking by when the two exited the bathroom. Hikaru smiled and waved. "Hi, twin buddies!"

"Twin buddies?" Emi said.

"We're all twins!" he explained, wrapping an arm around Ryuu's waist. He recoiled from the touch and whirled towards Emi in a state of panic.

"So why don't we get along?" Kaoru said, as he did the same to Emi.

"No! No no no!" Ryuu wrenched away. He pulled Emi towards him with one hand while shoving Kaoru away with the other. "Don't! Don't touch Emi!" He hugged her tightly.

Kaoru stumbled and fell to the ground. "Ow!"

"Kaoru!" Hikaru rushed to his brother's side. "Are you okay?" He clasped Kaoru's hand, while the two stared earnestly into each other's eyes.

"Ryuu," Emi mumbled. He glanced down to see her staring, obviously annoyed. She pushed him away and turned to watch the brothers.

"Don't worry, Hikaru," Kaoru was saying. "I'm fine."

"Really? Are you sure?" Hikaru asked. His grip on Kaoru's hand tightened as he squeezed his eyes shut. "If anything were to ever happen to you…"

"Hikaru."

"Kaoru."

"Kyaaaaaaa!" a loud outburst came from the nearby fangirls.

Ryuu jumped. "Wh-What was that?" Turning, he noted how many girls had been watching the previous exchange, and the ridiculous hearts that danced in their eyes. "Seriously, Emi, can you believe tha-"

Although there weren't any hearts, there certainly were sparkles in her eyes. She grinned at Ryuu. "What? What? Coming to this school was the right idea, right?"

He smiled and reached out to ruffle her hair. If this school really made her this happy, then they were definitely staying. He couldn't back out of this now.

Which meant, he would have to survive the next three years as Ryoko Mazawa, a girl.

Ok, so like I said above, I'm not sure where this story could go. So please tell me what you think! And tell me where you think the story could go! I was initially going to do a KaoruXEmi story, (cause there's not enough Kaoru stories, all the love goes to Hikaru) but now I'm not too sure. The story could also go in an OCxOC way (no twincest, sorry). It really depends on what my lovely readers would like.

Regardless this will be a fairly humorous, hopefully, or at least amusing story. Some OCs will appear, preferably not as many as in Honey-Filled Days lol. Do you think I should follow the anime storyline? Of course, you won't be reading a text-version of the anime, but each episode will at least be mentioned or snippets will appear.

Just tell me what you think please! Really need some input to know what to do. Thank you!