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*Nya Flies Off*

HailsStorm: She's the only one who's got the right idea. +1

*Sensei Wu and Pythor eaten by the Devourer.*

Well f*ck you too for making me relive that again. We're off to a great start. +1

*Jay: Maybe if we stand perfectly still…*

Like how Sensei Wu and Pythor were? +1

*Kai: RUN!*

Jay was already running away before he said that. +1

*Nya: I said FIRE UP THE ENGINES!*

Lloyd would rather watch a giant snake eat them then to escape. +1

*Jay: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear!
Nya: Working on it.*

Work faster! +1

*Zane: Probability of us making it that far is 8%.
Nya: NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!*

Discount Han Solo. +1

*Ninja begin throwing everything overboard.*

The best Kai could think of was the Tea Pot of their recently deceased sensei. +1

*Cole: The more it consumes the bigger it gets.*

Yeah but isn't that true with…anything? +1

*Nya: We made it to Scatter Canyon. Hang on!*

Take that Zane you prick! +1

*Jay gets thrown from the window and lands on the deck.*

Jay just casually lands on his feet like nothing happened. +1

*Ninja and Nya leave the Bounty and watch it fall to the ground.*

Leave! +1

*Ninja and Nya saddened over the destruction of the Bounty.*

They seem more upset that their ship is gone than they do for Wu. +1

*Ninja and Nya escape to a large rock.*

Leave! +1

*Jay makes plans to give up and live underground.*

Jay, surprisingly, is the one making sense here. Sure, it's cowardly, but sometimes cowards do survive. +1

Kai: Sensei once told me, It's not the size of the ninja in the fight, but the size of fight in the ninja.*

When did he say this? +1

*Faded image of Wu appears behind Kai.*

I thought this was Wu's ghost first time watching it and I hope I wasn't alone. +1

*Jay: …or, hey, what about our Golden Weapons? Which will do nothing against a snake that size.*

HailsStorm: Wait, you're telling me the most power weapons in all of Ninjago, the very ones that created THIS PLACE, can't destroy the Great Devourer? I think it's just you guys because Garmadon seemed to handle that pretty well. +1

*Jay: Oh, we are so hooped.*

Hooped. +1

*Serpentine escaping into tombs.*

Oh, little suitcases for naked Serpentine. +1

*Serpentine close tomb.*

I know they connected all the tombs now, but do they have a way to get out? +1

*Jay: Looks like my parents are gone.*

How convenient. +1

*Kai has blueprints for Ultra Sonic Raider.*

You drew these when? +1

*Zane: It may have been destroyed earlier, but I have its exact tone recorded and ready for playback.*

How convenient. +1

*Mailman: You ninja are always sneaking around giving people heart attacks. You're too quiet.*

Well that's what ninja do. +1

*Devourer slithers up behind the mailman.*

For a snake the size of Texas, this is one sneaky and quiet bastard. +1

*Ninja create the Tornado of Creation.*

Heh. We never see this again. +1

*Ninja make the Ultra Sonic Raider.*

Remove a sin. -1

*Cole: Zane, what was that!? This isn't target practice you're supposed to hit him not give him a haircut.
Zane: May I remind you we just magically whipped up this piece of junk.*

Hahahahahahahaha -1

*Jay: How's this for reverse!*

Cole's voice in Jay's body. +1

*Zane blasts Flute Charm at Devourer.*

That's not how sound works. +1

*Cole: Is everybody ok?*

Oh yeah, Zane just got crushed, but yeah. +1

*Zane's robotic skeleton revealed.*

Well that's disturbing. +1

*Kai: If it consumes the biggest city in Ninjago, there will be no stopping it.*

Don't worry. If there's anything I learned from watching the Avengers and Dawn of Justice is that the military will eventually send in a nuke. Does Ninjago have a military? +1

*Take Back Ninjago Rally.*

There's like five people chanting. +1

*Knuckal: Boo!*

Kruncha and Knuckal. +1

*Everyone flees but the band keeps playing.*

Let it be known that the Royal Blacksmiths are determined. +1

*Ed and Edna's car doesn't start.*

"Car won't start in danger" cliché. +1

*Jay: Mom? Dad?*

Kai's voice in Jay's body. +1

*Garmadon: Travelers Tea.*

Garmadon just casually walks into a tea shop like he doesn't have four arms. +1

Also, you left episodes ago, dude, where have you been and why haven't you left yet!? +1

*Samurai X attacks the Devourer.*

Samurai X is able to fly inside the mouth of the Devourer in the show, but in the sets, they're the same size. +1

*Lloyd is crammed inside the suit with Nya.*

Why isn't Lloyd on Wu's special chair? +1

*Kai: Get out of there, sis!*

"Nya's in some kind of danger" cliché. +1

*Ultra-Dragon hits Devourer in the head.*

Dragon Ex Machina. +1

*Ultra-Dragon fighting the Great Devourer until it knocks the dragon out of the sky with its tail*

Somebody please cut that tail off! +1

*Nya: What now?*

I still think Jay's plan of giving up is great. +1

*Lloyd: You came back!*

Was Garmadon just going to stand there until someone noticed him? +1

*Zane: Kai?*

Why are you asking just Kai? I thought Cole was the leader and that you guys are a team!? Ask everyone! +1

*Garmadon laughs maniacally.*

Yeah we're never gonna see those weapons again are we? +1

*Zane: What took you so long?
Jay: Save the humor, Zane, now's not the time!
Zane: Instead of a Fire Escape how about an Ice Escape.*

Zane! What did he say about the humor! +1

*Jay and Zane slide down ice.*

When did he have time to do this? It took like 40 seconds for Jay to reach Zane. +1

*Ninja traps Great Devourer's tail in his mouth.*

Huh? Now he really is like Jörmungandr. +1

*Garmadon appears on top of building and the skies darken.*

Dramatic Timing is Dramatic. +1

*Garmadon: You are the reason evil runs through my blood! You bit me once now feel what it's like to be bitten back!*

Would you just jump before he escapes? +1

*The Great Devourer is Destroyed.*

Is that blood or venom? +1

*Skales: Someone has to lead now.*

Time for a Slither Pit! +1

*Cole: And our Golden Weapons are gone too! Well isn't that convenient!?*

That's my line! +1

*Sensei Wu's alive.*

Oh, come on! Doesn't anyone stay dead!? Well at least Pythor's not there. +1

*Wu: The pupils have become the masters.*

So why did you have to come back if they're training Lloyd? +1

*Ninja: Go, Ninja, Go!*

So…that's it right? No more episodes. Nice little ending there with it open to a child's representation while playing with the sets?

1 Year Later

Commercial: Get ready for new episodes of Ninjago, coming in June!

F*ck! +1

Sentence: We are so hooped!

Sin Total: 57

Sin Total for Season: 802

Alright first season is done! I posted this story…a long time ago and just now finished it. There's no excuse for my absence so I dearly apologize. I'm trying to post more now that it's summer, so hopefully that changes.

I went through all the chapters and reviews today and added your guys' sins to it so check back and see them added! If you want to add your sins TO THIS CHAPTER I will update this chapter. I will no longer update previous chapters.

Thanks to the reviewers who like a good laugh and for those who posted sins. Reminder: I don't hate ninjago, this is just for fun and laughs. Thanks to CHEESEPUFF fg and HailsStorm for your reviews and thanks to HailsStorm for the sins.

Check back next week for Everything Wrong with Season 2 of Ninjago.