My name is Camicazi. I am the heir of the Bog Burglars, a master escape artist, and an awesome swordfighter. No one is better than Ze Great Camicazi at burgling. Nobody.

Well, maybe except for Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third.

I met Hiccup in a Roman Fort, one of the only places I couldn't get out of (But I'm sure if I was given time, I would have gotten out, ha ha).

My first impression of him was enemy, someone I shouldn't trust. But I had to admit he had some rather excellent sword fighting skills. For a boy, at least.

Then he and I went on a few adventures, and I felt myself growing close to him. He was a leader, he was smart, he was brave, he was reckless and stupidly loyal. My younger self admired him greatly, looked up to him as a Hero.

Still, I didn't know I had any special feelings for that Hooligan. He was just a boy, and being a friend was as far as it could go. Actually,I wasn't even supposed to be friends with that boy.

However, when I turned 12, when he was an Outcast for nearly a year, I finally realized what he meant to me.

I never knew what empty feeling that had been lingering in my stomach since the day he got exiled meant to me. But the moment he yelped "Camicazi!" with a huge grin on his face, the second I pulled off his puny disguise, that was all it took. I nearly crumbled, right there and there.

Then I remembered: I was a Bog Burglar. I needed to conceal my feelings. I was tough. I was cool. Boys were disgusting.

So with massive effort, I managed to punch him hard on the shoulder, and my mouth was rambling all sorts of things as my mind battled itself.

Unfortunately, I ended up hugging him.

After that, when I was captured by Alvin…. When the witch called him my 'boyfriend', I thanked Odin and Freya and all the lot that Hiccup couldn't see me in that box. Cause' I was blushing madly that time. I denied myself then, repeating over and over and over: 'I do not love Hiccup. I do not. I DO NOT.'.

Now I'm lying. Ha ha, I hate myself.

Hiccup is gone now. Completely vanished, most possibly dead.

I saw him falling from the sky with my own eyes. I remember the tension and terror that jammed my thoughts at that very moment, watching him fall down, down to the cold depths of the ocean, his body in flames like a phoenix.

After that, all the Dragonmarkers just gave up. Even his best friend, Fishlegs. Huh, how stupid is that?

Not me. I never give up. Don't y'all know that by now?

He's alive, I know he is, and I'm going to find him. Cause I'm a Bog Burglar. I can find anything.Especially Hiccup.

Maybe I can't tell him anything about my feelings. Maybe boys ARE useless. Maybe he only considers me as a little sister.

Who cares?

Ze Great Camicazi is coming to the rescue, puny Hooligan!

A/N: Just my thoughts of how Camicazi thinks Hiccup.

I personally think all that romance in other fanfictions is just fraud.

Camicazi isn't that kind of character. She tries hides her feelings. She's the heir for a Woman-Only tribe.

But at the same time, she cares about Hiccup. In some parts of the books, I even see a few signs that she has a crush on Hiccup.

I don't think Hiccup likes Camicazi in that sort of way, only like a little sister.

That's what's so unique about this couple. HiccStrid is sweet too,but their relationship isn't so different with others. I personally thought Astrid's sudden interest for Hiccup was rather stupid.

Gah, Forget my stupid drabbles. And don't try to kill me, HiccStrid shippers! I don't hate them! I like them too!