(A/N: shout out to poopypunkweebtrash for co-writing this chapter too ~Jess

ok now for an actual chapter with actual quality ~poopypunkweebtrash)

Captain 10: IT HWAS AN ACIDENTI!1! (b-bakas Q_)Q

miky walk to mery le su nd say "donut b sad get gLAD HAHAHA COMMERCIALISM"

murphy le susan say "UGH HapiNES OS FOR LOSRES BAKAS but i guses i will get glad bc i am TARSH HAHAHA"

milky way tnhe says "do i sens JELUOSY MARTYRDOM-CHAN"

merry le christmasue refused 2 tell the truth bc hse was a tsunedre but little did she knoq that every1 saw thru her disguys

rin-chan-cana-chen hten wlak intot rom nd see mayr all sada

rin-chen-chop-suey sya "Ok what the hell are you crying about now. I can't live a day in this fucking house without someone weeping over some shit like us being out of milk. Like seriously just GO TO THE FUCKING STORE. GET IN YOUR CAR AND GET MILK IT'S NOT THAT HARD. YOU KNOW THE PHRASE DON'T CRY OVER SPILT MILK? APPARENTLY NOT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING DOING"

marlin replid "are u done now"

rin sed "Yeah. Now what bullshit are you gonna tell me you're crying over."

murly le sou creed nd sed "len-kin-sin-chin luvs a hooter nd not ME"

rni wnet wid eyeed nd sed "Oh. Uhh, shit, sorry to hear that." hse stud htere all awkward 4 a sec nd sed "Haha, and here I thought this was gonna be stupid."

micky d's looke at rini n hse sed "hwat shuld we do?! tis is BAD"

"No shit. Look, Mary, my brother's an asshole. He does this kind of shit all the time, and yet every girl still wants his dirty 4-inch cock. I honestly don't get the attraction, but maybe that's because I'm his sister. Or because I have a brain." ren sed while sitin next 2 mrary lep su

"lan-kun-chicken-noodle-soup does thsi aall the time? he alway go for hours?" mry lw sue assed

"Yeah, I guess." run riplied

"HTEN DATS IT! HE CURS BY EVLI HOKRS!11111" MAY REE LE SO SHOUT

"What? Wait-that's not what I-" rini sed

"I SAV U BBY" myry say as hse run to lan rum

mayry run intot len-kip-sippy-cup room nd see hte hookah nd hse say "U! U CUSRE MY BOFRIND! I WLII SAV U LIN-JUN-AAN-XHAN11!"

nd hten mry grabed hte gril nd hte gril scremed nd pluud out a NIFE

marli scremed hwen seh saw teh knif and ran 2 door

hte hoker chsaed hre but SLIPED ND FELL ON HRE NIF GASP

hten hse wsa DED nd lan sed

"fck i din pay her yet"

end of lamb chops. 10

(AN: Drama! ACTION! BLOODSHED! ~Weenie and Jess)