A/N: Last chapter was kinda random, but meh. It is what it is. Now, this will in fact be the last chapter of this story. I'm excited for that, and I hope you all are too. I hope you enjoy!

I felt two firm arms around my chest when I woke up. I opened my eyes to see Lilith with only a shirt on and Maya completely naked. I licked my lips at the sight, but at the same time, I couldn't stop myself from feeling guilty for being in the position I was in.

"Someone who loved me died for me, and this is how I pay them back. By lying in the bed with two other women," I thought with frustration.

"They aren't just women. Remember that," another part of my mind said firmly. I couldn't help but agree with that. Lilith was an orphaned Siren turned leader, and Maya was a trained Siren who was bred from her childhood to be a warrior. Women of that stature couldn't be won easily. Even Casanova would've probably ended up with a foot in his ass if he tried. So why am I any different? Is it because I saved their lives?

I heard a knock at the door, sending my heart racing. I'd hate to think what would happen if this got around Sanctuary. It's not them knowing that makes it bad. What makes it bad is that they would question us as leaders. That's something we definitely don't need.

"Hey, it's Krieg. You in there man?" I heard from the outside of the door. Ok, this was a situation I could control better. Better than a random Raider, Brick, Mordecai, or god forbid Moxxi.

"Yeah, I'm here. Give me a minute to change clothes," I told him.

"That's cool," Krieg said. I could then hear his footsteps fade away. I leaned back into my pillow with frustration. Things would definitely not be normal after this.

I teleported out of the bed and in my closet so I could change clothes without disturbing any of the women. My clothes were the only ones generally intact out of all of them. I was only missing a belt, which was easily replaceable.

"Things will never be the same, will they?" I heard a voice say.

I turned around to see Lilith sitting up from the bed. I went a little red, but I did my best to keep my nerve.

"No. Far from it. I'll... I'll see you later. When our situation is a little less, hmm... awkward," I said, walking out of the room with a red face. I rubbed my face with of my hands and I wondered why my hands felt weirder than they normally did. They had a kind of stickiness feel...

"Goddammit," I said, igniting my hands with fire and my face going even redder as I walked down the stairs. Krieg was waiting by the door while Tannis was slightly snoring in one of her chairs. Krieg was looking at her curiously.

"You know I tried holding a conversation with that woman once," he said idly. My skin began to return to normal at the idle conversation.

"Really, what happened?" I asked.

"Well, one of her blood vessels popped from the stress of the situation, and that quickly put an end to the conversation. And I only said, 'How are you?' Among some of the strangest shit I've seen," Krieg said, shaking his head.

"Says the guy who used to go around yelling phrases about blood and meat," I told him idly. He laughed a little about that.

"True, true. Good times... Anyway, do you know where your Siren buds are? You didn't take one of your trips today?" Krieg asked. I turned a little red at the statement. I figured I would have a hard time keeping this hidden, due to my obvious embarrassment about the situation.

"Er... about that..." I trailed off. "I need to tell you something."

"What? That you've truly been smashing Lilith and Maya during these trips you take?" Krieg joked. I went an even deeper red. His smile quickly turned into a frown at my lack of a response. Verbal and/or physical.

"No, but... the three of us did have sex," I told him before burying my face in my hands from the embarrassment. Shock quickly overtook Krieg's face as his mouth dropped and his eyes were wide.

"What? You can't be serious!" Krieg exclaimed, making me shake my head. "Son of a bitch... when?"

"Last night. I couldn't really explain it, but something made just unnaturally lusty that night. I don't know what it was, but I just ended up wanting them more than I've wanted anyone else in my life. It's scary how drastic the change was. And that feeling has only lessened, not gone away," I told him.

"Well shit. So, did you lie about not knowing where Lilith and Maya are?" Krieg asked me.

"Yeah, they're in my upstairs bedroom. If anyone else besides me enters that room, they'll most likely be burned alive on the way out," I said.

"Well, thanks for telling me that before I walked up there. Ok, I feel as if I should be brutally honest with you about something," Krieg said. I shook my head.

"Don't wanna hear it right now. I don't need anything else screwing up my thoughts," I assured him, but Krieg wasn't having it.

"Nah, you need to hear this one. Remember that lager had last night? Turns out it was spiked," Krieg told me. My eyes widened.

"With what and by who? I wanna give them a piece of my mind," I said before cracking my knuckles.

"Me and Moxxi orchestrated it," Krieg said.

For a minute there, I just stood there frozen. Even though Moxxi was far from innocent, I wouldn't expect her to pull a move of such magnitude. Krieg's involvement shocked me especially.

"What'd you spike me with?" I asked in a near whisper.

"A conditional lust potion," Krieg said.

"What do you mean 'conditional?' What is conditional about a fucking lust potion?!" I growled angrily. "I could've helped someone screw in a light bulb and the potion would've worked!" Now Krieg looked shocked.

"No, that's not what Moxxi told me," he told me.

"You believed her?! Even if what she told you was true, why would you even think about giving your friend a lust potion? I don't like them that way!" I exclaimed.

"There's a lot of things I can agree with, but that last one I can call bullshit on," Krieg said. I pinched the bridge of my nose.

"I don't give a damn about what you call bullshit on. Get the fuck out of my sight," I said, my temper flaring up and my tattoos beginning to light up. Krieg nodded and walked out of the headquarters. That was a big mind fuck. I needed to calm myself. I walked to the Fast Travel and traveled to Three Horns. Killing bandits was the only thing I could think of to blow off some steam without blowing off some bullets into Krieg's sternum. (Turns out that last time wasn't the last time I would be switching POVs in this story. Eh. Shit happens)

"I can't believe this happened," Lilith said, covering her face in her hands. She couldn't really get dressed because her pants were ruined from the other night. She only had her shirt on.

"God. Roland... I'm sorry," she said, tears streaming down her face.

Lilith couldn't remember the last time she ever felt ashamed for her actions. She had killed hundreds of people, usually bandits. She betrayed Jack before he could even do anything, though that felt like the smartest decision at the time. She didn't feel a thing during any of that. It was business like usual.

But this... it was almost like spitting over Roland's grave. It just wasn't right. It's barely been a few months since the war ended, and she jumped into another man's bed. With another woman at the same time. But it didn't matter at the time to her. She wanted him. Even now she wanted him. And that made Lilith feel sickened with herself.

"You ok?" she could hear a female's voice behind her. Maya. Of course she was still here.

"Not really," Lilith said honestly. Maya sighed.

"This is about Roland, isn't it? Your boyfriend who died?" she asked. Lilith turned to face the woman, which was a little awkward since none of them had clothes on. But she managed a simple nod.

"You ever loved anyone?" Lilith asked. Maya shook her head.

"Not really. I mean, I've only known Robert for a few months, and I've grown very close to him. But I'm not sure I love him. Yet, last night, I felt more attracted to him than I ever thought possible. It was actually a little freaky," she explained.

"Yeah, I thought it was a bit strange. I don't think we're the only ones either. I remember he damn near begged me not to say anything that would possibly temp him further. It was like he was trying hold himself back. That can't be coincidental," Lilith deduced, before frowning. "No. I KNOW that something's up."

"How do you suppose we find out?" Maya asked, before tilting her head at a red blinking light over on the dresser. "Did either one of you turn that thing on?"

"Unlikely. Robert was trying crack open his head like a nut when I found him, so I doubt he cut that on. I know for a fact that I didn't do it, and if you didn't do it..." Then Lilith took a closer look at the camera. She recognized it on the spot. Her tattoos instantly flared up to a fiery orange before the camera automatically burst into flames.

"Whoa. Calm down. I'm guessing you figured out who did it," Maya said, waving her hands down.

"I've got a pretty good fucking idea. God, I wish Moxxi wasn't bisexual," Lilith said. Maya looked at the woman curiously.

"Why's that? A lot of people are bisexual," Maya said evenly.

"I know that, but if she wasn't, I'd teleport her here and beat the shit out of her. I think if I'm naked, she'll take the ass whooping easier if she... you know," Lilith said, going a slight red. Maya nodded.

"I see," she said evenly. Lilith looked at the other Siren strangely. She seemed too calm about this.

"How aren't you mad about this? She videotaped us having... that, and it's likely she's behind us doing it in the first place. How are you so calm?!" Lilith exclaimed.

"Two reasons. Number one, I generally handle things calmly. That's no different in this situation. And two, I know this is going to sound crazy, but I actually want to thank her a little," Maya said calmly. Lilith blinked really fast for a few seconds trying to process it before her expression turned into one of utter disbelief.

"I'm only saying this because I'm really curious. Are you fucking nuts? She drugged us! And you aren't pissed off about that?!" Lilith practically screamed in her face. Maya shook her head.

"No. Wanna know why? It's literally the only, and I mean the only moment I've ever felt wanted. Not like a warrior or a protector or something like that. I felt like a true woman for the first time in my life," Maya explained, with a different tone. This one wasn't calm like before. This one was more passionate. Lilith was shocked at the change of her tone, but that quickly changed into disbelief.

"That's sad. Have you really had no kindness in your life? I mean... nothing?" Lilith asked.

"No. Not until last night. Not only did it feel good physically, but emotionally. Like someone cares for me. He was rough, but it was good. He catered to what I wanted. He didn't just go crazy with what he wanted even though he easily could've. He just sat back and acted submissive, which is definitely not in his nature to do," Maya explained.

Lilith couldn't deny that last part really. He let the both of them take the wheel. Tell him what they wanted and he did it. It was more about their pleasure than his. That didn't really help the lust potion swimming through her system.

"Even through the effects of a drug, he's still so damn considerate," Lilith thought with some disbelief before speaking out loud. "I'll give you that much. But that's not how a woman should be catered the first time."

"Is there any specific way that a relationship should be started? It doesn't matter how we start. All that matters is where we end up," Maya asked while biting her lip. And that's probably the part that scared Maya the most. Where were they going? Not just with Maya, but with Lilith too. They were both in the middle of this. No denying that.

"God, I have a headache," Lilith said, rubbing her temples. "This is too much to think about."

"We don't have to think about it at all. We just have to wait for Robert's decision on things. If this was out of his will, he'll be feeling as guilty as you were if not more. He didn't sleep with not one, but two women. Doing that while mourning the loss of a loved one can't be easy," Maya explained in her usual rational tone. Lilith bit her lip. In her own thoughts, she didn't think about that. She was right. This couldn't be easy for him to deal with.

With an angry grunt, I forced my sword straight into the bandit's stomach. Then I pushed it deeper in and he groaned from the pain of it. Then I did it again, and I could feel weak fists hitting my arm, but it didn't do a damn thing for me. I then raised the sword straight up and cut him in half from the stomach up.

"Bitch," I said spitefully as he hit the ground. That was the 5th bandit camp I wiped out. God, where to do these fucking parasites come from? But they had some uses I suppose.

But I didn't feel any better than when I first arrived. I shot an explosive barrel next to a crate before sitting down on it. I then put my hands on my head while I was directly facing my lap.

"God, why the fuck did they do that?" I thought to myself angrily before it quickly turned into sorrow and regret. "Angel... I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do what I did. I couldn't stop it." No matter how much I prayed and begged that it never happened, it did. And I couldn't change that. It was disrespectful. Not only to Angel, the woman who gave her life and her love for me, but both Lilith and Maya.

Lilith was in the same boat I was. She lost the love of her life while none of us could do anything about it. It couldn't be easy on her dealing with what she did. Maya was a bit more complicated. I knew she said she hadn't been loved by anyone, but I knew that's not what she needed to feel loved. She needed kindness, compassion, respect. Things a woman of her stature deserves. Not sharing a man with another woman in the same bed at the same time. She didn't deserve that.

Then there was Krieg. I knew he thought that there were conditions on the lust potion, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that he didn't say anything to me about it and practically drugged me. How could I trust him? Even if I wanted to so desperately forgive him, I couldn't bring myself to do it now.

One thing was for sure. I couldn't go back to Sanctuary. I could still feel this lust potion running through my veins, which was temporarily quelled by my rage. Now that that rage was gone, it left me all the more vulnerable. The first time was a mistake. I couldn't let it happen a second time. I'd wrap myself in one of those Siren collars and lock myself in a cage before I'd do that again.

Then I got a call by ECHO. I prayed to God it wasn't Lilith, Maya, Krieg, or Moxxi. I couldn't talk to either one of them right now without losing myself in different ways.

"Ah, hello old chum! I hope you are well?" I could here Hammerlock question on the ECHO. I sighed in relief. Good. Someone I could actually talk to.

"Hey, Hammerlock. Haven't talked to you since that job about Ol' Slappy. How are you?" I asked kindly.

"Fairly good, thank you for asking. Certainly be glad to be rid of those moonshots from Hyperion. But I would like to ask you a question," Hammerlock asked.

"Fire away," I told him.

"Have you ever heard of the Pandoran continent called Aegrus?" he asked me.

"No. As far as I'm concerned, there are only certain parts of Pandora that I've been to, but out of all of the places I've ben to and all of the area that they cover, that I've only been to one continent?" I questioned in disbelief.

"To be quite honest, you've barely discovered half of this continent. But that is not my point. Anyway, Aegrus has quite a variety of creatures, and I know you like hunting some decent game yourself. How about a nice hunting trip? Just the two of us. It would perhaps get your mind of the aftermath of the war and such. What do you say?" Hammerlock asked.

This was perfect timing. I would need time for this lust potion to wear off, and to be honest, some time away from those two would probably be for the best. But tempting myself to leave was going to be difficult.

"Yeah, that sounds good. I think I need a few days to myself anyway. How long are we going to be there, and how are we getting there?" I asked him.

"I know the coordinates to a Fast Travel in that location. I'll punch them in, and you can arrive tomorrow any time you like. They'll be wiped from the Fast Travel after you get here so no one can follow us. I'm already camping out here. We'll set out for the lodge when you arrive," Hammerlock explained to me.

"Sounds like a plan," I said, ending the call. I needed to pack. I took a car to the nearest Fast Travel before traveling back to Sanctuary.

I walked back up to my room and noticed that Maya and Lilith were still up here with no clothes. They immediately stopped talking and had their eyes glued on me. I swallowed hard before making eye contact.

"You're still up here?" I questioned.

"Yeah. After all, you did ruin our clothes," Maya said, gesturing to the tattered pieces of her pants. There wasn't even anything left of Lilith's pants. I blushed. I remember every detail of that night like it just happened 5 minutes ago.

"Yeah. I'm so sorry about that. You have any replacements?" I asked.

"I came to Sanctuary with nothing. That hasn't changed," Maya said evenly.

"I've got clothes, but I haven't walked out there on the risk of getting caught. They're in a drawer out there," Lilith explained, before facing Maya. "You can borrow some of my clothes. At least, until we get you some more."

"That'd be good. Thanks," Maya said.

"I'll get em. After all, I'm the one who ruined them," I said, walking out of the door. I went fishing through the drawer Lilith and got clothes for both her and Maya.

"Going fishing?" a voice said. I turned to face Moxxi before angrily standing upright.

"Don't fucking talk to me," I growled before pushing past her and locking the door behind me. I tossed the clothes on the bed before putting my fists on the side of my head and closing my eyes tightly, trying to hold back my anger.

"What's wrong?" Maya asked me in concern.

"Moxxi's out there. I'm doing my best not to blow my top. Let's just leave it at that," I said, pacing around the room. "I'll be glad to get away from here for a few days."

"What do you mean by that?" Lilith asked, her pants finally on.

"I'm going hunting with Hammerlock in Aegrus this weekend," I told them.

"Don't you think there's a situation we should handle here?" Maya insisted. I sighed.

"What's there to figure out? Moxxi drugged the three of us with a lust potion, and we fell in the trap. I'm dealing with so much frustration from the situation, that a few days away from here would do me some good," I said as I began to pack some clothes up into my ECHO.

"I sincerely hope you aren't blaming yourself again," Lilith said, her tone somewhat irritated. I shook my head.

"No. I'm not. But I still feel guilty. It would've been better if I couldn't remember. Every detail is so vivid. I remember how much I enjoyed it. That I knew I would never desire anyone like this. And that hurts when I think about Angel. Feels like I spit over her grave. That when I told her I loved her, it meant absolutely nothing. You have no idea how that feels," I said, tears beginning to brim in my eyes.

"Robert..." Maya started but I cut her off.

"NO. My mind's made up. I need the days away from here to think about this. Being around here doesn't help me whatsoever. The change of scenery will do me so good. I'll see you in a few days," I said, walking out of the door and angrily wiping the tears from my eyes. I hope I could find what I really wanted on this trip.

A/N: And that concludes Borderlands and the Male Siren! This ended up having a pretty good length, and I'm proud of that. I'm grateful to everyone who stuck around and enjoyed the story. I felt as if I had to end it off with an emotional note. Of course, you won't find out what happens until after I start . Which I might not start until I start 'Hunting Some Real Game,' which will be the name of the Hammerlock's Hunt story. Anyway, the first chapter of Hyperion Vault Hunter might be uploaded sometime this week, so watch out for that. Peace!