So, the first chapter of my first story on my new profile... Hope I haven't lost my touch!
I love the concept of asexual Luffy; it just makes sense to me. I can't see him being bothered by sex at all. Not disgusted by sex, but just thinking of it as a thing other people do.

As well as that, I love genderbenders. So, this story will consist of four one shots; one with Female Zoro and Male Luffy, and vice versa, one with both characters male, and one with both female.

Uh... I think that's it. If you see an issue with anything, whether story wise, grammar wise, spelling wise, or even just personal preference, drop me a review and call me out on it!

As for the title of each chapter, I decided to include a little headcanon on genderbent Luffy and Zoro for each chapter. Because I couldn't think of an actually relevant and interesting title.

Female Zoro would be proud of being a female swordsman

Zoro dropped down into the seat opposite Nami in the college cafeteria, looking more than a little distracted. Nami looked up from the orange she was peeling, and she hesitated when she saw the older woman's far off look.

"Zoro?" She asked, placing her orange down. "You okay there?"

Zoro hummed, placing her chin in her hand. "Yeah, just... thinking." She mused. Nami blinked at the woman. Well that was certainly a new one. She was used to Zoro brooding and acting cool and aloof, but this was the first time she'd seen Zoro looking so distracted and absorbed in her thoughts. Zoro wasn't the sort of person to over think things, so seeing her like this was kind of strange to the orange haired girl.

"About what?" Nami probed curiously while placing an orange segment in her mouth, and Zoro licked her lips.

"Luffy went down on me last night." She stated simply. Nami chocked on her orange slice.

After finally swallowing the slice, Nami patted her chest before looking up at the woman. "He- he what?" She asked incredulously. Zoro and Luffy had been dating for a few months now, but Nami didn't realise that Luffy even knew what sex was. Which, now she thought about it, was ridiculous. Of course Luffy knew what sex was; he'd been brought up by gang members in a pretty shifty neighborhood, with two older brothers. Besides, Luffy wasn't a little kid, although that was hard to remember sometimes.

"I know." Zoro commented. "I was surprised too. Luffy hasn't even so much as touched my boobs since we started dating, and then he did this. And... it was actually pretty good..."

Despite herself, Nami was fascinated. What was Luffy like in bed? "And?" She pressed. "Did it lead to anything else?"

Zoro frowned, shaking her head. "No, you see, that's the thing; Luffy doesn't even have a sex drive. I've asked him before, and he just told me that he would do it if I wanted, but he doesn't have an opinion on sex at all. I was certain Luffy was asexual until last night. And even then," She leaned back slightly, drumming her fingers on the table. "He stopped at that; he didn't even get hard, or ask me to return the favour. And I was ready to and everything, I think he would have continued all night if I hadn't stopped him." Nami hummed, leaning back in her chair.

"If you ask me, it seems like you've gotten the best deal, sex wise." She mused. "I mean, a guy who's willing to eat you out without expecting anything in return?" Zoro hesitated before looking away, the tips of her ears heating up.

"It bothers me." She muttered. "Any other guy, I would have been fine with it. But Luffy-" She cut herself off. Did Luffy not like her? That, she knew, was ridiculous. Luffy wouldn't go out with a girl if he didn't like her, no way. Besides, Luffy couldn't lie to save his life.

Zoro had been perfectly fine with the idea that Luffy wasn't interested in sex - it wasn't like she was dating him for sex anyway - but then he went and did this, and Zoro's entire view of him was thrown upside down. She didn't know what to do...

Nami's gasp brought Zoro's attention up again, and she raised an eyebrow when she saw Sanji sporting puffy, split lips that had started to heal, the lower half of his face bruised.

"Sanji-kun, what happened?" Nami asked worriedly, pushing herself up in concern for her friend. Sanji tried to smile, and only resulted in reopening one of the cuts on his lips with a grimace.

"Ah, uh..." He started, glancing between the two girls, obviously caught between answering and hiding his face from the lovely ladies. He ended up choosing both, dropping into a seat next to Zoro and casually draping his hand over his jaw, hiding the bruising. "Luffy punched me yesterday." He told the two, and Zoro snorted, leaning back.

"Decked you pretty hard." She mused, before thinking. "Hold on, why did he-"

"No reason!" Sanji blurted quickly. Zoro's eyes narrowed, and Sanji squirmed. "He just came to me for advice. About making you happy. And, uh..."

Zoro blinked when she put two and two together, and she couldn't hide the small smile that reached her lips as she pushed herself up from the table, casually whacking Sanji around the head as she passed the man. "Perverted chef." She muttered, heading out of the cafeteria.

Zoro found Luffy in her boyfriend's dorm, playing a video game with Usopp, and she waited in the doorway for a moment, watching as Usopp figuratively kicked Luffy's ass in a racing game, much to Luffy's dismay.

"How do you win every time!?" Luffy whined, wiggling. "Rematch, I wanna beat you!"

Zoro cleared her throat before Luffy and Usopp could start another race, and Luffy tilted his head back to dangle off the couch, grinning when he saw Zoro and squirming until he was hanging upside down from the back of the couch.

"Yo, Zoro!" He chirped, always happy to see his girlfriend. "Come play with us!"

The short-haired girl shook her head with a fond sigh, glancing at Usopp.

"Can I talk to Luffy for a moment?" She asked, watching as Usopp grabbed his wallet and headed out, probably to make a beer run. Turning back to Luffy - who was still dangling upside down, the tips of his hair brushing the floor - she knelt down and gently kissed Luffy on the mouth.

"Saw the damage you left on the pervy cook." She murmured, and Luffy scowled, looking away.

"I said sorry." He grumbled. "I... it annoyed me. What he said." Zoro smiled before curling her fingers into Luffy's shirt and tugging him off the couch. He fell with a yelp, looking extremely startled when he ended up on his back, Zoro sitting on his chest.

"Never thought you had a jealous streak in you." Zoro mused, running her fingers through Luffy's hair before lightly flicking his nose. "Don't suddenly go doing things without explanation." She ordered abruptly. "If I've got a problem, I'll tell you. Don't go asking other people for advice I can give you." Luffy blinked up at Zoro before grinning.

"Aw, I didn't think you would catch me!" He complained, kicking his legs. Zoro hummed, kissing Luffy to shut him up; Luffy might not be interested in sex, but he was very much interested in kisses, and he pouted when Zoro pulled back.

"When did I ever tell you I was unhappy, huh?" She asked. "Don't assume stuff. I'm fine with you not wanting sex. I don't want you to push yourself to do stuff you don't want to do." She shook her head before pushing herself up off of Luffy, catching the younger boy's hand and tugging him up as well. "Now," She continued, dropping down on the couch and grabbing a controller. "I'm gonna beat your ass at this game a couple of times before Usopp comes back with beer." And if it was the crappy non-alcoholic stuff Usopp's girlfriend Kaya drank, Zoro would be sending him back to get more.

Luffy grinned, leaping over the couch and snatching up the other controller. "You're on!" He announced, plopping down next to Zoro. As they started to play, Zoro glanced at Luffy out of the corner of her eye, a soft smile gracing her lips, before turning her attention back to the game at hand.