Author's note: Guess who's back in the Smash Bros. fandom? Me! :D

So, I thought this would be a fun idea. Also, I made a list of the characters' names and then randomized the list using this website I found, so the characters will be in random order. I'll post the list at the end of the chapter. Mario is writing in this chapter.

I'm going to write about three days for each character, unless a) I run out of ideas or b) I have so many ideas I have to write a few extra days.

As for pairings, well... I'm thinking about it. (Obviously Mario/Peach and Link/Zelda are going to be in it, since they're canon, but other than that I'm still unsure).

Chapter 1: Mario

Day 1, Month 1, Year 1

Well, it's been a year since the last Smash tournament. Now we're starting a new tournament, with new people. And for some reason, Master Hand gave us all these journals to write in. None of us have any clue why, but we can't exactly argue with him since he controls everything here, so we're just going along with it.

Not all of the smashers for this tournament are here yet. We haven't even been told who they are. There's a small group of us who always come here early to tidy up the mansion (that would be me, Luigi, Peach, Ness, Samus, Fox, Pikachu, Kirby, Donkey Kong and Pit, though Pit has only joined us since Brawl because he wasn't in any of the tournaments before that), but other than that, nobody's here until day 3 to 5. It can be a little lonely.

…And that's really all I have to write. Things can be quite boring when there are only five people, a fox, a Pokémon, a pink round creature, a monkey and an angel in the mansion.

Day 2, Month 1, Year 1

You know what? Maybe boring isn't a bad thing after all, because around here, "exciting" usually means "everyone almost getting killed".

So, Kirby had some fries, and he was spraying ketchup all over them. There was a heap of ketchup on those fries by the time he was done. You could barely see the fries. Then he passed the bottle to Pikachu, who saw that there was no ketchup left, and next thing we knew we were all running around the room trying to dodge the lightning that was flying in all directions. Apparently, Ash's Pikachu isn't the only Pikachu out there who loves ketchup. Anyway, he didn't stop until Samus gave him the spare ketchup bottle. But thanks to that incident, Luigi and Pit ended up in the infirmary. Honestly, only day two and we already have more than one person hospitalized…

Day 3, Month 1, Year 1

The rest of the smashers arrived today. Luigi wanted to come and meet everyone, so he got a pair of crutches and managed to walk even though one leg is still paralyzed. Pit, on the other hand, claimed that both his legs and his arms were paralyzed even though we have proof that only one of his arms is immobile. Maybe it's because we told him that Dark Pit is here…

Wario, being a complete jackass, decided to steal Luigi's crutches and run to the other side of the mansion. We sent Sonic after him, but neither of them has come back. We saw them running across the roof just now, and the hedgehog still hasn't got the crutches back. So much for "fastest thing alive"…

And just like last time, we lost a few smashers. Namely Snake, Ice Climbers, Wolf, Lucas, and Red (Charizard returned without Squirtle, Ivysaur and the trainer). The only person who seemed relatively upset about losing the Ice Climbers was Toon Link, who was close friends with them. Ness locked himself in his room after finding out about Lucas and he hasn't come out yet. Charizard was completely disoriented without his trainer at first, but he's getting used to being his own Pokémon. On the other hand, Sonic was completely ecstatic that Snake was cut (I still don't know what grudge Sonic had against Snake), and Fox and Falco haven't stopped grinning since they found out that Wolf wasn't returning.

Some of the newcomers worry me a little. For example, there's a boxer – a boxer against people with all kinds of weaponry and powers?! – and a fitness trainer. Well, two fitness trainers, actually, since there's the male one and the female one. Then there's something that calls itself "The Villager". And last but not least, we have… a dog and a duck.

We also have some newcomers that don't make me question Master Hand's mental health – Pac-Man, Mega Man, Dark Pit, Palutena, Greninja, Lucina, Bowser Jr. (and the other Koopalings – oh god, why?), the two Robins, Rosalina (along with her Lumas), and Shulk. Dr. Mario is returning, as well as Mewtwo.

Speaking of Mewtwo, we all learned something new today: having him and Lucario in the same room is a very bad idea. They will fight. Non-stop. And I don't think we have enough headache pills to keep the whole mansion going through arguments like that. Even Marth and Roy weren't this bad back in Melee!

We also had a discussion about the male and female versions of the Wii Fit Trainers, as well as the two Robins. I mean, we can't exactly call both of them "Wii Fit Trainer" or "Robin", it would get confusing. The Trainers issue was pretty easy to resolve – we decided to call them "Ms. Fit" and "Mr. Fit". The Robins were… not so easy.

R.O.B suggested that we call them "Robin-M" and "Robin-F", but they didn't want to sound like robots, so they declined that offer (though the rest of us thought it was good).

Ike said something about calling the female one "the Robiness". His logic went like this: Emperor, empress. Host, hostess. Robin, Robiness. She refused, but her male counterpart was cracking up.

Palutena, apparently, is an anime fan, because she said that maybe the male one was just "Robin" and the female one was "Mary Robin". Then she started talking about alternate universes, and now we're all ignoring her.

Dark Pit suggested "Dumb Guy" and "Stupid Girl". He got two Thorons to the chest for that.

Finally, Shulk came up with a remotely intelligent idea. He suggested that we call one of them "Reflet", which is apparently what the Robins are called in Japan (and none of us want to know exactly how he knew that when he'd only just met them). They did a rock-paper-scissors to decide who got the name. Female Robin lost, so now she's officially called "Reflet".

So, that solves all our problems for now. Except, you know, Toon Link's constant pot-breaking, Mewtwo and Lucario's arguments, things disappearing whenever Rosalina steps on them due to the galaxy she has under her dress, Pikachu's ketchup obsession, Fox and Falco driving landmasters indoors, Wario riding his motorbike indoors, King Dedede and Kirby stealing all the food…

Okay, we still have a lot of problems. But I'm sure we'll be able to solve them someday…

Ness

Fox

Toon Link

Zelda/Sheik

Lucina

Shulk

Lucario

Luigi

Greninja

Villager

Samus

Mega Man

Link

Ganondorf

Mewtwo

Kirby

Wario

Bowser

R.O.B

Pit

Reflet

Peach

Pikachu

Ike

Donkey Kong

Palutena

Mr. Fit

Marth

Falco

Diddy Kong

Ms. Fit

Sonic

Meta Knight

Mr. Game & Watch

Dr. Mario

Olimar

Pac-Man

Charizard

Robin

Dark Pit

Captain Falcon

Yoshi

King Dedede

Duck Hunt

Jigglypuff

Little Mac

Bowser Jr.

Rosalina