Wake Up, MetaKnight!
By: KirbsterMK and MetaKnight05
Author's note: Me and my friend (Amber) are writing this story just for the fun of it. DarkAngel (the author of The Cry of a Jinjo and It's Time for Tuff to Face the Music) is also helping with this story by being the pet Kirby comes home with!
IMPORTANT: Mind you, this story takes place a few years after MetaKnight has trained Kirby. KIRBY IS ABLE TO SPEAK, and be annoying. Oh, AND WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT THE STORYLINE!! ^_^
The personalities are quite different, as you'll find out. The personalities are actually quite like this:
MetaKnight: Me
Kirby: My friend Amber
Pet: DarkAngel
Blade: DarkAngel's sister
Sword: CRYS:crystalda
OKAY!! I've decided that this story will stay an RPG and that there will be a different story of the three (Or five, if you count Sword and Blade) every chapter. So, yeah. It will be funny! Hopefully . . .
More to come. On to Chapter 3!
Chapter 3: Finding Sword and Blade
(Kirby, MetaKnight, and Wolfwrath are walking through the woods. MetaKnight's walking a little behind because of Wolfwrath.)
Kirby: Okay, Wolfie, go sniff 'em out!!
Wolfwrath: They went east.
Kirby: Okay!
(Kirby starts walking south)
MetaKnight: Kirby, that's not east!! Dang it, you're gonna get us all lost . . .
Kirby: COOL!! I wanna get lost!!
MetaKnight and Wolfwrath: *sweatdrop*
MetaKnight: East is to your right Kirby.
Kirby: Oh . . . I knew that!!
(After an hour of walking, the three are taking an afternoon nap)
Wolfwrath: *looks at MetaKnight and Kirby* How can they sleep this much??? *howls*
MetaKnight and Kirby: AAIIIIEEEE!!!! *jump up*
Wolfwrath: Don't we have to find you're . . . uhm . . . soldiers?
MetaKnight: Oh, yeah . . .
(We hear bickering a few feet away. Suddenly Sword and Blade walk towards the three)
Sword: But I want to scare MetaKnight! I'm the master.
Blade: BUT I'M BETTER!!
Sword: IF YOU DON'T ADMIT THAT I'M BETTER, I'M GONNA POKE YOU WITH MY STICK!!!
Blade: *cowers* Okay, okay . . . You're better . . .
Sword: yay!
MetaKnight: Uh, excuse me, we're you two just planning against your captain???
Blade Yes
Sword: No . . .
MetaKnight: That's what I thought . . .
Kirby: *gasp* It's nighttime!! Come on, Blade, let's do our annual ceremony of . . .
Blade: INDIAN DANCE!!
Kirby and Blade: *chanting repeatedly* Hya-hya-hya-hya! Hya-hya-hya-hya!
Wolfwrath: They are idiots . . .
MetaKnight: O.o I agree.
Sword: AND NOW, TO CONCLUDE THIS YEARS CEREMONY!! We will . . . decapitate our sacrifice . . .
Blade and Kirby: And that would be???
Sword: . . . MetaKnight . . .
Wolfwrath: Well, it's been nice knowin' ya.
Sword: . . . And Wolfwrath . . .
Wolfwrath: Yipe!
MetaKnight: You wouldn't do that to a fellow Star Warrior, would you?
Kirby: Only vampires are sacrificed, Meta, so, sorry.
MetaKnight: But I'm not a vampire!!
Sword: Well, now you are.
Wolfwrath: I'm not a vampire, I'm a wolf!!
Blade: You got sharp fangs, don't you?
Wolfwrath: Yeah . . .
Sword, Blade, Kirby: You're a vampire!
Kirby: Plus you're nocturnal!!
MetaKnight: I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, I'M NOT NOCTURNAL!!! I SLEEP DURING THE DAY!! I mean . . . Dangit!! I meant at night!!
Kirby: See?!?! Denying what he said!! He's a vampire!!
MetaKnight: YOU CAN'T DECAPITATE ME!!
Sword: Sure we can. We'll just get you when you're sleeping.
Wolfwrath: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MetaKnight, I say we make a truce, and partner up . . . Just for now . . .
MetaKnight: DEAL!!
(MetaKnight and Wolfwrath run off)
Sword: aww . . . Now they can't join us for our roasted squid dinner . . .
Blade: Oh well, maybe they'll join us next year . . .
Kirby: Or maybe . . . We can trick them into coming to this year's ceremony . . . but we have to get them here before midnight or the whole thing's ruined . . .
Sword: Ahhhh . . . Well thought up, Kirby . . .
Blade: So, what's the plan?
Sword: I have it all planned out . . .
(The three huddle together and whisper the plan to each other.)
What has happened? How did Sword and Blade find MetaKnight, Kirby, and Wolfwrath??? WHAT ARE THEIR PLANS TO BRING METAKNIGHT AND WOLFWRATH TO THIS YEAR'S CEREMONY?!?!?!?! WE'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL I UPDATE!!
By: KirbsterMK and MetaKnight05
Author's note: Me and my friend (Amber) are writing this story just for the fun of it. DarkAngel (the author of The Cry of a Jinjo and It's Time for Tuff to Face the Music) is also helping with this story by being the pet Kirby comes home with!
IMPORTANT: Mind you, this story takes place a few years after MetaKnight has trained Kirby. KIRBY IS ABLE TO SPEAK, and be annoying. Oh, AND WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT THE STORYLINE!! ^_^
The personalities are quite different, as you'll find out. The personalities are actually quite like this:
MetaKnight: Me
Kirby: My friend Amber
Pet: DarkAngel
Blade: DarkAngel's sister
Sword: CRYS:crystalda
OKAY!! I've decided that this story will stay an RPG and that there will be a different story of the three (Or five, if you count Sword and Blade) every chapter. So, yeah. It will be funny! Hopefully . . .
More to come. On to Chapter 3!
Chapter 3: Finding Sword and Blade
(Kirby, MetaKnight, and Wolfwrath are walking through the woods. MetaKnight's walking a little behind because of Wolfwrath.)
Kirby: Okay, Wolfie, go sniff 'em out!!
Wolfwrath: They went east.
Kirby: Okay!
(Kirby starts walking south)
MetaKnight: Kirby, that's not east!! Dang it, you're gonna get us all lost . . .
Kirby: COOL!! I wanna get lost!!
MetaKnight and Wolfwrath: *sweatdrop*
MetaKnight: East is to your right Kirby.
Kirby: Oh . . . I knew that!!
(After an hour of walking, the three are taking an afternoon nap)
Wolfwrath: *looks at MetaKnight and Kirby* How can they sleep this much??? *howls*
MetaKnight and Kirby: AAIIIIEEEE!!!! *jump up*
Wolfwrath: Don't we have to find you're . . . uhm . . . soldiers?
MetaKnight: Oh, yeah . . .
(We hear bickering a few feet away. Suddenly Sword and Blade walk towards the three)
Sword: But I want to scare MetaKnight! I'm the master.
Blade: BUT I'M BETTER!!
Sword: IF YOU DON'T ADMIT THAT I'M BETTER, I'M GONNA POKE YOU WITH MY STICK!!!
Blade: *cowers* Okay, okay . . . You're better . . .
Sword: yay!
MetaKnight: Uh, excuse me, we're you two just planning against your captain???
Blade Yes
Sword: No . . .
MetaKnight: That's what I thought . . .
Kirby: *gasp* It's nighttime!! Come on, Blade, let's do our annual ceremony of . . .
Blade: INDIAN DANCE!!
Kirby and Blade: *chanting repeatedly* Hya-hya-hya-hya! Hya-hya-hya-hya!
Wolfwrath: They are idiots . . .
MetaKnight: O.o I agree.
Sword: AND NOW, TO CONCLUDE THIS YEARS CEREMONY!! We will . . . decapitate our sacrifice . . .
Blade and Kirby: And that would be???
Sword: . . . MetaKnight . . .
Wolfwrath: Well, it's been nice knowin' ya.
Sword: . . . And Wolfwrath . . .
Wolfwrath: Yipe!
MetaKnight: You wouldn't do that to a fellow Star Warrior, would you?
Kirby: Only vampires are sacrificed, Meta, so, sorry.
MetaKnight: But I'm not a vampire!!
Sword: Well, now you are.
Wolfwrath: I'm not a vampire, I'm a wolf!!
Blade: You got sharp fangs, don't you?
Wolfwrath: Yeah . . .
Sword, Blade, Kirby: You're a vampire!
Kirby: Plus you're nocturnal!!
MetaKnight: I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, I'M NOT NOCTURNAL!!! I SLEEP DURING THE DAY!! I mean . . . Dangit!! I meant at night!!
Kirby: See?!?! Denying what he said!! He's a vampire!!
MetaKnight: YOU CAN'T DECAPITATE ME!!
Sword: Sure we can. We'll just get you when you're sleeping.
Wolfwrath: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MetaKnight, I say we make a truce, and partner up . . . Just for now . . .
MetaKnight: DEAL!!
(MetaKnight and Wolfwrath run off)
Sword: aww . . . Now they can't join us for our roasted squid dinner . . .
Blade: Oh well, maybe they'll join us next year . . .
Kirby: Or maybe . . . We can trick them into coming to this year's ceremony . . . but we have to get them here before midnight or the whole thing's ruined . . .
Sword: Ahhhh . . . Well thought up, Kirby . . .
Blade: So, what's the plan?
Sword: I have it all planned out . . .
(The three huddle together and whisper the plan to each other.)
What has happened? How did Sword and Blade find MetaKnight, Kirby, and Wolfwrath??? WHAT ARE THEIR PLANS TO BRING METAKNIGHT AND WOLFWRATH TO THIS YEAR'S CEREMONY?!?!?!?! WE'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL I UPDATE!!