Wake Up, MetaKnight!

By: KirbsterMK and MetaKnight05

Author's note: Me and my friend (Amber) are writing this story just for the fun of it. Mind you, this story takes place a few years after MetaKnight has trained Kirby. Kirby is able to speak, and be annoying. The personality's are quite different, as you'll find out. The personalities are actually quite like this:

MetaKnight: Me Kirby: My friend Amber

More to come. Oo to Chapter 1!!

Wake Up, MetaKnight! Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening

(All is still. The cabin is dark. Metaknight sleeps soundly underneath the blankets. Kirby suddenly jumps up from his sleeping spot on the floor.)

Kirby: Hi, MetaKnight! Hi, MetaKnight! Hi, MetaKnight! Hi, metaknight!, Hi, metaKnight!

Metaknight: Kirby, shut up. And go to sleep.

Kirby: But it's 12 O'clock in the morning! It's time to get up!

MetaKnight: You do know that twelve in the morning is midnight, right?

Kirby: It's time to get up! You can ask the sun. It's down at the moment.

MetaKnight: I wake up when the sun rises.

Kirby: No! It's time to get up! The moon's up, and that's the time you're supposed to be up!

MetaKnight: I'm not nocturnal. I'm not a vampire.

Kirby: Hi, Metaknight! Hi, MetaKnight!

MetaKnight: GO TO SLEEP!

Kirby: Well, okay!

(Kirby goes to lie down in his sleeping bag again. He sleeps for only several minutes until he starts screaming.)

Kirby: AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

MetaKnight: *groans* What now?

(Kirby jumps on MetaKnight's bed.)

Kirby: I had a nightmare!! King Dedede was eating! and it was gross!

MetaKnight: Anything King Dedede eats is gross. Now go back to sleep.

Kirby: What if I have another nightmare?

MetaKnight: Deal with it.

Kirby: Fine.

(Kirby goes back to 'sleep' but finds himself screaming again and jumping on MetaKnight's bed over and over.)

Kirby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!

MetaKnight: Why do you keep waking me up?

Kirby: I had another nightmare! King Dedede was on the toilet!

MetaKnight: Oh dear...

Kirby: yes! And it was scary!

MetaKnight: You'll live. Now go to sleep.

Kirby: be that way!

(kirby goes back to sleep. MetaKnight suddenly slips down the side of the bed in between his bed and the wall. Kirby jumps awake and finds MetaKnight.)

Kirby: Hi, metaKnight! Hi, metaKnight! Hi, metaKnight!

Metaknight: get outta here! I need to write in my diary!

kirby: Oh... So that's what this room's for...

MetaKnight: Yes, now leave!

(Kirby leaves and waits. MetaKnight emerges than goes back to bed.)

Kirby: GET UP, LAZY HEAD!

MetaKnight: You do know you're very annoying, right?

Kirby: No, ya think?

MetaKnight: *sighs, annoyed* Just go to bed.

Kirby: Whatever you say!

(Kirby takes a match, and quickly goes over to the sheath that holds MetaKnight's oddly shaped sword. He lights it on fire, then quickly jumps into the TV with no idea how he got in.)

Kirby: Hello, people of Cappy Town! It's a beautiful day outside, and over there, we can see MetaKnight's sheath is burning!

MetaKnight: *jumps up* WHAT?! STOP, DROP, ROLL! STOP, DROP ROLL!

(metaKnight rolls around, trying to put the fire on his sheath out.)

Kirby: *laughs*

MetaKnight: YOU SHUT UP!

Kirby: No.

MetaKnight: yes!

Kirby: No.

MetaKnight: Yes! Do so, now!

Kirby: Do what?

MetaKnight: *notices the fire's out and gets up* SHUT UP!!!!!

Kirby: And what if I don't want to? I have a right to talk!

MetaKnight: Right . . .

Kirby: And besides, I'm in the TV, and the only way you can shut me up is to . . .

MetaKnight: Turn the TV off, I know.

(MetaKnight turns off the TV, but Kirby jumps out of the TV right before it turns off.)

MetaKnight: Darn!

Kirby: Can't get rid of me that easily!

MetaKnight: *raspberry* You suck.

Kirby: No, you suck!

MetaKnight: You do!

Kirby: You do!

MetaKnight: No I don't!

Kirby: Yes you do!

MetaKnight: No!

Kirby: Yes!

MetaKnight: No!

Kirby: No!

MetaKnight: Yes! Shoot . . .

Kirby: Ha-ha! You admit it!

MetaKnight: I did not, you tricked me!

Kirby: *raspberry* I don't trick people.

MetaKnight: Ah, shut up. You have to go to school in the morning, so, GOOD NIGHT!!

(MetaKnight falls asleep)

Kirby: Fine. Be mean like that.

(Kirby goes to sleep too, and we wait for chapter two!!)

A/N: How'd you like it? Me and my friend Amber were just REALLY bored one day, and so we started this. Next time:

Chapter 2: A bad end to a wonderful day:

Kirby comes home from school with a pet, and MetaKnight has been sleeping all day! When Kirby wakes MetaKnight up and introduces his new pet, MetaKnight is shocked!! Who or what could Kirby's pet be? Stay tuned, and find out . . .

Characters: MetaKnight: Me Kirby: Amber Pet: ???