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Envy here and it's been awhile since I wrote anything! Without further ado...enjoy.

" Okay, today I'm interviewing the famed Akatsuki members. And why don't you introduce yourselves to the viewers who don't know you. Who wants to go first?"

"Ohhh! Tobi will! Because Tobi is a good boy!" cheered the masked man.

" More like stupid boy." Deidara muttered.

Tobi didn't hear as he rambled on," Tobi likes sweets, and respects his Deidara sempai. Tobi can moonwalk, sing in the shower and loves Queen."

" Okay and who else?" I asked.

" Tobi wasn't finished." the pumpkin for a mask interrupted.

" I'm sorry, continue." I apologize.

" Where was Tobi? Oh yeah, Tobi has a ingrown toe nail on his left foot. Want to see it?"

" NO!" his comrades sing in unison.

Tobi blinked and sat down." I'll go next un." said the blonde of the group," I'm Deidara and I am a artist."

Sasori snorted," Not that again. You don't know the meaning of art."

Deidara fumed," Art is fleeting, a flash burning bright and gone in a instant."

Sasori sighed," No brat, art is eternal. A work of beauty and left for prosperity. Art is eternal beauty."

Deidara countered," No! Art is a bang!"

" Eternity."

" Fleeting."

" Eternity!"

" Fleeting!"

" Eternity brat!"

" Fleeting master Sasori!"

" Eternal!"

" Fleeting!"

" That's it! I will put a end to this ridiculous argument and make you into one of my collection Deidara."

" You want to fight me old man?"

I sweat drop," Um, please calm down. There are others here."

" You stay out of this!" the men shout in unison.

" Okay, this segment is over and I'm heading for the nearest exit and - "

Boom!

Sounds of debris and explosions cut me off as the stage collapses and the audience run for cover, myself included." This is Envy and turn in next time and maybe the set will be rebuilt. "

Fin.

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