Shes Stolen My Brother!
Chapter One -- Help
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"They have been going out for 11 months so far. They look and seem happy
together but I don't agree with it. I didn't agree with it when first they
began dating and I don't agree with it now. I know it sounds selfish of me
to want to keep my brother to myself but that women has got to go. I want
him to be happy but she means the opposite of it in my opinion. All the
time whenever I'm with him she calls him on his cell phone. We never get to
see each other anymore. It bothers me. So I've come to you for help to get
rid of her. Please Yugi, will you help me?" Mokuba pleaded to Yugi.
"Sure I guess Mokuba. Maybe I'll even ask Yami to help although I don't
he'll be of much use." He answered to his friend as they walked down the
steps of the park.
"Thank you Yugi. I'm grateful. That (witch) needs to get out my house, out
of my life and my brothers life." Mokuba said.
"Mokuba!" Yugi said.
"What?"
"I'm surprised by your language. Watch what you next time." Yugi said.
"Sure. But she really is one you know. It's ashame Seto can't see that."
"Yeah." The two boys lauhged.
"So what is it you want us to do Yugi?" Joey asked still not getting what he was told the first few 10 times. "He wants us to join him and help Mokuba get rid of this chick Kaiba is dating you deaf moron!" Tea yelled. She was getting annoyed by his dumb act. "Oh... Okay Yugi if it's to help you then I'll do it!" Joey said "No. It's not for me. It's for Mokuba. He says that the girl has taken all the time that Kaiba has free. When he's not working and starts to spend time with Mokuba she just shoves in and ruin a brotherly moment between the two. You should of heard what Mokuba called her earlier." Yugi said "I suppose it was something bad." Tristian said dumbly. "No you jackass it was something good." Tea said sarcastically. "Hey! He's not no jackass!" Joey yelled. "Well if he's not one then your one!" Tea yelled back. "Guys! Come on! I thought we were suppose to help out Mokuba and Yugi." Bakura said gently. "STAY OUT OF THIS!" Tea and Joey yelled. They quickly continued to argue and yell getting everyone miserable. And Yami who just sat there couldn't take it any more and shouted "WILL THE TWO OF YOU SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!YOUR FOOLISH ACTS ARE DRIVING ME MAD!" He yelled silencing everyone in the room. He cleared his throat and said "Go ahead aibou. Their listening." "O...........K............now as I was saying before we need to help Mokuba." Yugi continued. "Wait a minute I have a question." Joey said. "Yes Joey what is it?" Yugi asked with the slightest sound of annoyance in his voice. "How did Kaiba score with a chick anyways? I mean he's not the most friendly type of guy there is ya' know." Joey continued. "But he those have the qualities that every female likes in a guy. Such as he is good-looking, dresses sharp, good-looking, and has a lot of cash." Mai said walking in the room drinking a McDonalds soda. "You went to McDonalds and couldn't buy any for us?" Tristian complained. "Guys are we forgetting the subject?" Bakura said. But couldn't be heard because everyone was too busy talking to Mai about the famous junk food restaurant she just came from. "Why me?" Yugi said sighing. And Yami who couldn't take the annoying chatter just walked out the room. 'Silly mortals.' he thought. Will they ever settle down to discuss Yugi and Mokuba's situation?
"Aibou what are you doing?" Yami questioned his light as Yugi made his way into the kitchen. "Getting milk and cookies." Yugi answered. "Why?" Yami asked. "It may get them quiet enough so I can get a chance to explain." "Yes maybe so.I didn't realize that they could be so... what's the word I'm looking for?"Yami wondered. "Just say it.Stupid.You don't have to be nice." Yugi said. "Yes I guess so. Now how do you plan to shut them up?" Yami asked "Simple. Everyone likes milk and cookies. Give them enough and they'll have so much crumbs in their mouth they can't speak." "Really? I would of never thought of that." Yami said "Yeah. You would do something so much worse." Yugi joked. The two laughed. With that Yugi returned to the group with the snack giving everyone and finally getting them quiet. How was his chance to speak. "Now like I said before Mokuba says their next date is tomorrow. Their going to dinner. Anyone has any ideas how to ruin dinner?" Yugi asked. "Maybe we can pretend to be workers in the restaurant and first make them sit in the center where everyone can see them then one of us acts as a waiter and 'accidentally' mess up their orders and then 'accidentally' spill it all on the little wench. It will be all over her outfit." Joey suggested. "That's so cruel. She'd be humiliated. That's a greet idea!" Yugi cheered. "Yeah. I know I'm brilliant." Joey boasted. "She'll be so angry and embarrassed she'd flip. Maybe then Kaiba could see how she really is." Tea said "Yugi, got anymore cookies?" Tristen asked. "0_0' You had to be the one to change the subject." Tea said "But... I want cookie! Cookie! Cookie!" Tristen protested. "Oh....here's a cookie now shut up!" Mai said shoving the cookie in his mouth. "Yeah!" Everyone cheered for Mai as she finally shut Tristen up. "Any other ideas?" Yugi asked returning to the original subject. "Maybe before they're leaving we can pick the lock on Kaiba's car open the door to the passenger seat and put some muck in it then she sits in it. She'll have spilled food on the front of her outfit and crap on her (arse)!" Tea suggested. "I like. I like." Yugi complemented as he wrote down the idea. By the end of the day Yugi had a list of ideas. Later before bed Yugi called Mokuba and told him the ideas. "So how do you like them?" Yugi asked Mokuba who was on the other line. "It's pure brillance. And maybe I can butter up the restaurant owners with a few dollars to make it possible." "Alright. So when do we put into action?" "An hour before they get there. It will give us time to set up." Mokuba said. "Cool! See you tomorrow." Yugi said "Bye." Mokuba hung up. "You know that this isn't right." Yami said. "I know... but from what he told me she is a real nightmare. She had it coming to her. He says she a monster when she's alone with him. And when around Kaiba an angel." Yugi continued. "You'll feel bad about after you've done it.I know you all too well." Yami continued. "Why do you care?"Yugi asked. "Because you are my own. Your guilt is my guilt." Yami said turning to his side of the bed, covering with the sheet. Yugi looked st his other self.' Why is this bothering me know? Could what he said be right? Oh...I'll sleep on it.' Yugi thought. With that Yugi turned of the lamp light, coverd himself in the sheet and drifted to sleep.
"So what is it you want us to do Yugi?" Joey asked still not getting what he was told the first few 10 times. "He wants us to join him and help Mokuba get rid of this chick Kaiba is dating you deaf moron!" Tea yelled. She was getting annoyed by his dumb act. "Oh... Okay Yugi if it's to help you then I'll do it!" Joey said "No. It's not for me. It's for Mokuba. He says that the girl has taken all the time that Kaiba has free. When he's not working and starts to spend time with Mokuba she just shoves in and ruin a brotherly moment between the two. You should of heard what Mokuba called her earlier." Yugi said "I suppose it was something bad." Tristian said dumbly. "No you jackass it was something good." Tea said sarcastically. "Hey! He's not no jackass!" Joey yelled. "Well if he's not one then your one!" Tea yelled back. "Guys! Come on! I thought we were suppose to help out Mokuba and Yugi." Bakura said gently. "STAY OUT OF THIS!" Tea and Joey yelled. They quickly continued to argue and yell getting everyone miserable. And Yami who just sat there couldn't take it any more and shouted "WILL THE TWO OF YOU SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!YOUR FOOLISH ACTS ARE DRIVING ME MAD!" He yelled silencing everyone in the room. He cleared his throat and said "Go ahead aibou. Their listening." "O...........K............now as I was saying before we need to help Mokuba." Yugi continued. "Wait a minute I have a question." Joey said. "Yes Joey what is it?" Yugi asked with the slightest sound of annoyance in his voice. "How did Kaiba score with a chick anyways? I mean he's not the most friendly type of guy there is ya' know." Joey continued. "But he those have the qualities that every female likes in a guy. Such as he is good-looking, dresses sharp, good-looking, and has a lot of cash." Mai said walking in the room drinking a McDonalds soda. "You went to McDonalds and couldn't buy any for us?" Tristian complained. "Guys are we forgetting the subject?" Bakura said. But couldn't be heard because everyone was too busy talking to Mai about the famous junk food restaurant she just came from. "Why me?" Yugi said sighing. And Yami who couldn't take the annoying chatter just walked out the room. 'Silly mortals.' he thought. Will they ever settle down to discuss Yugi and Mokuba's situation?
"Aibou what are you doing?" Yami questioned his light as Yugi made his way into the kitchen. "Getting milk and cookies." Yugi answered. "Why?" Yami asked. "It may get them quiet enough so I can get a chance to explain." "Yes maybe so.I didn't realize that they could be so... what's the word I'm looking for?"Yami wondered. "Just say it.Stupid.You don't have to be nice." Yugi said. "Yes I guess so. Now how do you plan to shut them up?" Yami asked "Simple. Everyone likes milk and cookies. Give them enough and they'll have so much crumbs in their mouth they can't speak." "Really? I would of never thought of that." Yami said "Yeah. You would do something so much worse." Yugi joked. The two laughed. With that Yugi returned to the group with the snack giving everyone and finally getting them quiet. How was his chance to speak. "Now like I said before Mokuba says their next date is tomorrow. Their going to dinner. Anyone has any ideas how to ruin dinner?" Yugi asked. "Maybe we can pretend to be workers in the restaurant and first make them sit in the center where everyone can see them then one of us acts as a waiter and 'accidentally' mess up their orders and then 'accidentally' spill it all on the little wench. It will be all over her outfit." Joey suggested. "That's so cruel. She'd be humiliated. That's a greet idea!" Yugi cheered. "Yeah. I know I'm brilliant." Joey boasted. "She'll be so angry and embarrassed she'd flip. Maybe then Kaiba could see how she really is." Tea said "Yugi, got anymore cookies?" Tristen asked. "0_0' You had to be the one to change the subject." Tea said "But... I want cookie! Cookie! Cookie!" Tristen protested. "Oh....here's a cookie now shut up!" Mai said shoving the cookie in his mouth. "Yeah!" Everyone cheered for Mai as she finally shut Tristen up. "Any other ideas?" Yugi asked returning to the original subject. "Maybe before they're leaving we can pick the lock on Kaiba's car open the door to the passenger seat and put some muck in it then she sits in it. She'll have spilled food on the front of her outfit and crap on her (arse)!" Tea suggested. "I like. I like." Yugi complemented as he wrote down the idea. By the end of the day Yugi had a list of ideas. Later before bed Yugi called Mokuba and told him the ideas. "So how do you like them?" Yugi asked Mokuba who was on the other line. "It's pure brillance. And maybe I can butter up the restaurant owners with a few dollars to make it possible." "Alright. So when do we put into action?" "An hour before they get there. It will give us time to set up." Mokuba said. "Cool! See you tomorrow." Yugi said "Bye." Mokuba hung up. "You know that this isn't right." Yami said. "I know... but from what he told me she is a real nightmare. She had it coming to her. He says she a monster when she's alone with him. And when around Kaiba an angel." Yugi continued. "You'll feel bad about after you've done it.I know you all too well." Yami continued. "Why do you care?"Yugi asked. "Because you are my own. Your guilt is my guilt." Yami said turning to his side of the bed, covering with the sheet. Yugi looked st his other self.' Why is this bothering me know? Could what he said be right? Oh...I'll sleep on it.' Yugi thought. With that Yugi turned of the lamp light, coverd himself in the sheet and drifted to sleep.