DISCLAIMER TIME! I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, which belongs to Mia Ikumi and Reiko Yoshida!

Let's just say, I've got to stop old cartoons and stop meshing it with a magical girl anime, because either hilarious or disasterous results will come in. Anyway, enjoy this fic, it'll be at least three to four chapters long!

Outside the park, the Mew Mews were just finishing off a Chimara Anima as the aliens, who had their teleportation powers taken away by Ryou, were nervously running away, but it was no use, Ryou was nearby as he yelled at the Mews to go after the aliens and to not let them get away at any cost.

Pudding started to bark like a dog as she started to go on all fours and started to get a scent on the aliens as she pointed over to them.

"Pudding, stop doing that." Zakuro rolled her eyes. "Do you have to do this every time you see the aliens go off somewhere."

"Yep!" Pudding smiled, then continued barking as she started to give chase.

"Just give it up. She's just too random." Mint shook her head.

"Follow the dog-monkey, Mew Mews!" Ichigo said bravely as they started to give chase.

With the aliens, Kisshu, Pai and Taruto tripped out of some bushes as they yelped. Without their teleportation skills or powers to float, they had no way to get out of this mess, so they tried to run, but they kept tripping and falling into bushes as they were gasping and looking around for a way out, but they heard Pudding's barking coming closer.

"Oh God, we're trapped... we're trapped..." Kisshu took a deep breath. "We need to get out of here..."

"Kisshu, get a hold of yourself!" Pai slapped his adopted brother as he snapped out of his panic. "We are going to get out of this mess!"

"But how?" Taruto asked.

Pai then spotted a nearby costume store as he pulled out a wallet he carried. "Follow my lead!"

Kisshu, Pai and Taruto quickly ran in the costume store as they quickly put on their caps to hide their ears.

A few moments later, as three hippie look-alikes came out of the store and sat down, the Mew Mews ran right past them, with Ryou following not too far behind.

"We're getting close, Mews! Keep tracking them!" Ryou called as he threw a brick at them. "Get to it!"

Ichigo groaned. "Work, work, work, slave, slave, slave, yell, yell, yell... one of these days, I'm going to get back at Ryou!"

"Same here..." Lettuce groaned. "As much as he's a good guy, he always makes us work too hard... he needs a taste of his own medicine..."

All of a sudden, Pudding stopped and sniffed as she turned around and went back to the three hippie look-alikes and started to sniff the littlest hippie.

"Pudding, bad Pudding!" Mint said as she pulled out a squirt bottle and started squirting Pudding with it. "Sir, I am so sorry for my... friend."

"Oh, no problem, birdy!" the middle youngest hippie said.

The oldest hippie only facepalmed as the Mew Mews jumped and glared at the hippies in suspicion. The middle youngest hippie realized what he just did. "Uh, I mean, stranger I have totally never met before in my entire life, despite the pink kitty being so cute."

The oldest hippie then started kicking the middle youngest hippie as he yelped. "I mean the pink kitty isn't cute!"

The oldest hippie then punched the middle youngest hippie as he said, "I mean, I didn't say anything!"

Ichigo, not convinced, just ripped the mask off of the hippie, with Lettuce and Pudding ripping off the masks of the other two... revealing Kisshu, Pai and Taruto under the masks.

"Uh..." Pai paused. "Look, we're the Beatles!"

The Mews weren't buying into the lies one bit.

Ryou then frowned as he marched right up to the aliens. "We got you aliens cornered now!"

The aliens gulped as Ryou was about to pull out some kind of weapon, when all of a sudden, a mailman on a scooter came along, making everyone stop as they looked in confusion.

"Telegram for Ryou Shirogane." The mailman said as he handed a telegram to Ryou, before driving off.

"Telegram?" Ichigo said in shock. "People still do telegrams?"

Ryou raised an eyebrow as he looked at it.

"What does it say?" Pai asked, rather curious.

Ryou started to read the letter

'Dear Ryou Shirogane,

This is your great uncle Reuben, who you may not remember, but I am your rich old great uncle. Anyway, my time is growing short, and I do not know how much longer I will live... but in my will, I have decided to leave you 707205000 yen. I know you will use the money wisely. Signed, Uncle Reuben'.

"707205000 YEN?" Ryou and the Mews said in shock, Ryou in excitement, Mint in jealousy, Zakuro in a neutral mode, Lettuce and Pudding in confusion, and Ichigo in fury.

Kisshu and Taruto blinked in confusion as they looked to Pai.

"It means six million dollars in American money." Pai explained.

"OH!" Kisshu and Taruto nodded.

"Wait, isn't that blonde kid already rich?" Taruto asked. "Why would he need more money?"

Kisshu gulped. "Maybe to increase his alien technology to wipe us?"

Pai frowned. "It is trouble, indeed..."

Ryou then noticed a PS near the bottom of the telegram.

'PS, by the way, pal, if for any reason I hear that you have been harming people, ESPECIALLY teenage girls and people from outside our world, you're not getting one cent!'

Ryou read this in shock... but he realized, he had to keep his cool. He smiled as he turned to the aliens, opening his gun up as a glow formed around the aliens. "Here you go, fellas. Sorry I took your powers. Feel free to use them anytime. Mew Mews, why don't you go and take the rest of the day off? Just do whatever you like for the rest of the day!"

Ryou then smiled as he skipped merrily in happiness.

The five Mews and the three aliens just looked in shock.

"This is indeed an... interesting development." Pai said later as he, Lettuce, Kisshu, Ichigo, Taruto and Pudding were having some shakes.

"So, what do we do... if Ryou gets that money... he'll be more powerful..." Ichigo said. "And he won't let us hear the end of it..."

"Yeah, it's not like we can torment him to be angry long enough to torment us..." Pudding said as she continued sipping her shake.

The aliens and the mews paused... as they gave evil smirks, Lettuce giving a little bit of one. Oh, they had got an idea to torment Ryou, all right...

Here is the first chapter! How do you like it? More will come on the way, so don't miss it! Anyway, read, review, criticize and suggest, folks!