OOC: Now be aware that some of the names are just going to be their initials; but I'm going to keep it simple for the first episode. There will a new 'episode' every Sunday 6.00pm Australian time.
RVOS (Random Voice off the stage): Good day to everyone and welcome to the show! Now's your host, Phoenix P!
Phoenix P: Please please, just call me Phoenix! *Crowd cheers*
Phoenix: You'll know me as a fanfiction writer but I thought I start up a new TV show so that we can interview, Truth and Dare Grojband! So Grojband, please come out!
*Crowd cheers as Grojband come out*
RAM (Random Audience Member): I LOVE YOU COREY!
Corey: *Sends air kisses to the audience*
Laney: Core! *Punches his arm*
RAM: TAKE ME AWAY TO YOUR HOUSE AND LOCK ME UP!
Corey: Okay, now I'm scared...
Phoenix: Take a seat
Kin: I feel like I'm going to regret this decision
Phoenix: Relax, just sit down, it's not like I'm going to fling you into the air!
*All of Grojband take a seat on the couch*
Phoenix: Now, we're going to start with some simple questions since in future episodes, I want people to send in some questions, truths or dares in reviews. Are you four okay with that?
Kin: Well-
Phoenix: I don't care! First question is for Corey. What do you look for in a girl?
Corey: Umm
Laney: *Crosses fingers*
Corey: Well, I like funny girls, cool girls, girls who wear makeup, girls who don't, tall girls, short girls, all kinds of girls!
Laney: *Goes between happy and sad as Corey describes the types of girls he likes*
Corey: But most of all, I like girls who like my music *Clicks at audience*
AA (All of the Audience): *Cheers and squeals*
Phoenix: Arg, Corey, stop flirting! Or I'm going to get death!
Laney: I know...
Phoenix: Let's change the subject before some of the audience start fainting. If you were on an island and could only bring three things, what would you bring?
Kon: Umm, my drum kit, bear and grilled cheese sandwiches
Kin: My keyboard, my comics and wizard hat
Corey: My guitar, a box full of guitar picks and if possibly Trina's diary
Phoenix: Really?
Corey: Well, yeah!
Phoenix: Trina's not going to be there so the diary is useless
Corey: Oh yeah!
Phoenix: Stop saying yeah
Corey: Ye- I mean, okay...
Laney: Um, I'll bring my bass, a book
Phoenix: A book?
Laney: You got a problem with that?
Phoenix: It's just that with your badass personality I thought you'll bring something more, well, badass!
Laney: I not a superhero, I'm going to get bored to might as well
Phoenix: Don't you mean super HER-o! *snicker*
Laney: That's not funny
Phoenix: Would you rather have a 'dude' joke?
Laney: *sighs* And I'll also bring a golden tiger
Phoenix: That's the Laney we all know! But how are you going to get a gold tiger?
Laney: You didn't say if you had to own the object you're going to bring
Phoenix: Good point, and Kon, you're going to bring a bear?
Kon: Not just any bear, the bear I met at Peaceville Zoo
Phoenix: ... -_-
Kon: Don't give me that face!
Phoenix: Okay, next question, it's Thursday; we're staffing you on a telecommunications project in Calgary, Canada on Monday. Your flight and hotel are booked; your visa is ready. What are the top five things you do before you leave?"
Corey: What?
Kin: We're not even out of high school!
Phoenix: I know, I was joking!
Grojband: ... - _-
Phoenix: It was a joke! *silence throughout the entire building*
RAM: *Cough*
Phoenix: Fine fine, I'm rusty when it comes to jokes. COREY!
Corey: What?! I didn't break anything this time!
Phoenix: Truth or Dare?
Corey: Um, uh
Laney: Hurry up so that we can be done with this episode!
Corey: I don't know truth!
Phoenix: You're a new addition to the crayon box, what colour would you be and why?
Corey: Why are you asking such weird questions?
Phoenix: Shh, I'm the interviewer; I ask the questions you answer them
Corey: I think,
Phoenix: Not 'think', it's 'will be'!
Corey: Ok, I will be blue
Phoenix: Is it only because you have blue hair?
Corey: Possibly, we'll never know!
Phoenix: He's a bit of a dork isn't he?
Laney: Yep
Phoenix: That's the end of episode one-
Kon: We're done all ready?
Phoenix: Well, I don't have that many questions and I'm going to gain questions and dares by the audience or in a review. So YOU leave a review and add in some questions you want me to ask
Kin: Who are you talking to?
Phoenix: If I told you, it will destroy the balance of the universe! Now Corey, if you'll please
Corey: Got it. Thanks for coming out everyone!
*Garage door closes or curtains up the stage*