Sup everyone! You asked so I delivered! Leone x Tatsumi one shot, split into two chapters... so is it like... a two shot? SEX SMUT LEMON IN THE SECOND CHAPTER READ IT I DARE YOU. Might be a sequel in the future who knows. I'm just not looking for a serious relationship...with this fan fiction obviously. Cheers Timbriny for beta reading as always, and reviews/pms are greatly appreciated. Any pairings you guys want for Akame ga kill please message me. Also how good is Tokyo ghoul? omfg *orgasm weird Kagune tentacle sex? Yasssss...Maybe...Probably not... Yeah I'm still writing that. And omg Inorixshu guilty crown. OMFG WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOOD ANIMES...AND NEARLY ALL OF THEM HAVE DEPRESSING ENDINGS WHY?! every time a significant character dies, I die inside, little by little. Everyone feel my utter sorrow and pain...Anyways everyone enjoy your stay! xx anyways I was watching guilty crown while I wrote this and god is it good, already five in and gonna do an all nighter ayyayaya lucky me ahahah.

sow getting back tot he point i made before:

AKAME GA KILL

GUILTY CROWN

TOKYO GHOUL SEASON 1

FATE/STAY NIGHT UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS 2014 SEASON 1

WHY THE HELL IS THIS HAPPENING IM SOOOOO DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT!

So how good is no game no life...incest lemon...ewwwwww...okay later. Also...ABSOLUTE DUO OMFG OMFG SOOOOO FUNNY AND GOOD AWWWWW KAWAIIIIII

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Takes place around when Chelsea and Su join the Night Raid and they are all staying at the temporary base xx.

Her gold predatory gaze wast cast upon him in an instant as she slowly crept into the room, inching the wooden door open with utmost cautiousness and gingerly crawling on all fours to reach her target. A cheeky smile spread itself over her determined expression, and the faint brush of crimson on her cheeks was a dead give away of her morning drinking unbeknownst, calmed teen was conveniently located in his natural habitat, contently reading one of his favourite novels, skimming through the pages with his slender fingers to reach his favoured, exhilarating chapter. his knees were drawn into his chest, and his tilted head lazily rested in the little crevice, eyes passing every word the green, luminescent orbs cared to read. Calming spring breeze blew through the open balcony doors, filling the little room with crisp, cool air, freshening the warmer atmosphere and dulling the prey's senses. The wind caused the beige curtains to billow in there place, flailing both ways madly in an effort to escape their steel bar confinement. Only a single sliver of sunlight shone through the already illuminated room, giving of a tiny glint from the one ray or warmth.

The mortified look that appeared on his usually composed, pristine face was priceless. Leone pounced out at her dear little brother, assaulting his surprised torso, landing on his flinched hips with a great impact. The teen was sent toppling over onto his sore back in a heap on the furniture while the blonde towered over his defeated form, viciously grinning down with her signature flirtatious smirk, thoroughly amused by the fortunate events that had just transpired. the earlier tranquil ambience had been quickly replaced by one of turmoil and chaos. Hastily, Leone clenched the still dazed Tatsumi's head, skimming her hands through his light brown mane as she forcibly pushed his exasperated face into the the valley of her busty breasts, nearly bringing him to an embarrassing death by suffocation. His weak arms panicked around him, waving in the air as he struggled to regain his balance, placing his hands at her sturdy shoulders and trying to reverse pry himself from her embrace, but to no avail.

"Tatsumi! You're back! Welcome home!"

"WHAT THE H-MMMMMM."

His pleading screams were muffled out by Leone's sound-cancelling bosoms, wrapped around his reddened face. After a few more excruciatingly painful moments of torturous 'handling', Leone finally let her unlucky victim fall to the ground, retreating into a small, shivering huddle of sheer embarrassment. "Nee-sannnnnn..." Tatsumi mindlessly mumbled, like a little mantra that was scorched into his mind by her imprinting chest. He tried to gather his business, slightly rising his hunched back to prepare for lift off, but his thrusters wouldn't respond to the command centre. "Nghhhhhh..." He groaned, obviously in a great deal of hurt after the treatment inflicted on his brain. "Why..?" His stuttering murmur was barely audible, but Leone's sensitive sense of hearing picked up the incoherent sentence in an instant, relaying the message to her brain. the only answer that came out was 'adorable'. "Tatsumi-kunnnnnn! Thats so cute!" the excited Lioness jumped around on her agile feet, twirling through the air with his lifeless, petrified body spooned against hers.

"I'm so glad your safe Tatsumi! You had me worried darling!"

"That mission wasn't even an assassination. Nghhhhh... Nee-san get of...the mission... It was RECON!"

"Doesn't matter honey!"

Leone's head ducked down with ease, swiftly travelling slowly to the crook of his muscular neck to sensually whisper in Tatsumi's virgin ears, igniting his fiery pubescent arousal instantaneously, sending raging liquid fire racing through his veins, causing goosebumps to decorate his sweaty skin.

"Tat-su-mi!"

"Y-Yes."

"I marked you as mine...so you have to be as much alive as possible. kay?"

To emphasise her request, the lioness slowly licked a trail from the bottom of his shivering ear lobe to to the top of his flesh. As always, Tatsumi went into a panicked state and flew across the room, tumbling clumsily into many articles of furniture as he did. His face was in the reddest possible state and his eyes were as wide as dinner plates. "L-L-Le-Nee-san!" The boy complained, clearly feeling the explosion of tension through the air. The woman adjacent to the clearly shocked boy chuckled inwardly, then burst out into a violent laughing fit, falling to he floor holding her stomach. Leone continued to giggle relentlessly until her rattling insides hurt and her yellow slit eyes teared.

The mischievous feline left the stunned Tatsumi in silence, bounding to the entrance of the dusty library with too much joy, still hysterically chuckling along the short way. "Bye Bye Tatsumi! Meeting after dinner remember that cutie!" She concluded with a brief wave and an alluring wink before ducking her head back behind the door and leaving. Her ravage upon the innocent teen did indeed leave a standing effect, as evident by the sweating Tatsumi stretched out on the carpet floor.

"Something wrong Tatsumi? you look awfully...stressed right now."

The weakened hero dragged his flustered face through the rough carpet to wearily eye the pink-haired assassin towering above his huddled, disappointing form. Mine was usually one to point out the obvious in a teasing, unprofessional manor, but in this unfortunate instance, she took pity on the poor, defeated boy underneath her wondering gaze, which obviously for her personality, was extremely difficult. "Hey, are you...alright..?" She questioned, leaning down slightly and tilting her condescending head to the side to inspect the fallen warrior. No answer came form him, just little mumbles and groans.

"Oh please I watched the whole thing...it wasn't even physical pain." she emphasised her point by driving her little foot down onto his right hand, savouring the sound of the cracks that came from his crushed palm. "M-Mine..." Tatsumi barely choked out, another multitude of groans and strangled squeals erupting form his parched throat. Mine's evil smirk dug deep into his skin, and as of that moment breathing was like inhaling knives. "Y-Your touch b-burns." Tatsumi steadily rose, bracing himself, finally recovering from his shock and awe, although the stupid look still bloomed on his face.

"So you are stressed than huh? Whats up then?"

"Who's stressed!?"

The excited Chelsea burst into the lively room, surprising both assassins to the point of stumbling over form their relaxed stances. The look on her cheery face was as joyful and expressive as always, and her presence felt awfully vibrant. Tatsumi fell back into the couch arm, and Mine flinched and tripped over on the spot, yelling out a very unlike-Mine yelp.

"Who's stressed? I heard you guys conversing in the other room and I couldn't help myself!"

Mine was red-faced, steaming from her pixie ears, showing an expression of pure aggression and intense aggravation. Tatsumi just wore his usual expression of utter confusion and weariness, looking at Chelsea dumbly and weakly smiling before nesting his head into his buckling knees.

"Soooo why are you stressed dear Tatsumi?"

"No one asked you hoe! Go back to where ever you crawled out from."

"Shut up flat chest, grow a pair then talk to me okay darling? We all know you have hots for him, but obviously you don't have the assets to support the handsome young man, but you know one day I think you'll find someone jusssst right hahah."

"I DO NOT BITCH! Please as if Tatsumi would ever be interested in you! Your so rude, and-and bitchy and-a-and oh you are the most annoying person ever!"

"Not as bad as you though little babe!"

"SHE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!" fuming, Mine stomped on the spot repeatedly, waving her arms around madly. Her demon fire eyes bore through Chelsea's nonchalant, care-free stare.

"Anyways...What are we stressed out about dear Tatsumi?" Chelsea asked, a hint of concern in her voice. She leisurely twirled the strawberry marble lollipop through her cherry-red lips, resting the white stick at the corner of mouth.

"hahahah really it's nothing Chelsea ahahha I'm good." Tatsumi, not sounding entirely convincing shuffled nervously on the spot. His little blush was far more than enough for the scarlet-haired girl to tell what was up. She narrowed her vision to focus on his shy consonance, taking in every bit of his facial features.

"You're lying honey, you look cute when you do! Oh my gooooood I think I'll die of your adorableness! Leone was sooo right!"

"No I-What?"

"hahahah hey Tatsumi seek me out when you're ever feeling stressed again! I know a great way of...relieving tension if you know what I mean." With that sly comment she gave a quick, flirty wink and a sincere smile to sum up. On the other hand, Mine was at her red peak, ready to explode with jealousy and pure anger at any moment, and of course, Tatsumi was right in the way. Fiery, chaos and turmoil was about to be unleashed at that moment, the power between the two angered chicks hung in the air, opposing each force brilliantly.

"Do you know how desperate and slutty that sounded you hoe?! He would never agree to something like that so stop with all your shit! I've had enough of you bitch!" Mine's aggression was through the roof, rapidly reaching her boiling point. Her usually pink orbs were now an intense, scorching orange flame.

"Oh I think he would agree, cause you know...I have a chest and round butt, unlike you! And you know, If he didn't comply with me then...I think I'd have to grab him myself." Chelsea cast her gaze onto the vulnerable prey before her, licking her lips hungrily and giving off a dangerously sexy expression, right into the hero's face. His reaction was astonishingly hilarious. Tatsumi gulped down before again, for what seemed like the tenth time, stupidly stumbled back and fell clumsily, hitting his sore head on the vintage coffee table.

The two girls just stared at his form in understanding, but disappointment and sympathy. "Must suck to be this clumsy, and nervous around a hot girl," Chelsea said while lightly hand-combing her hair.

"What hot girl?"

"Shut up Mine."

"You shut up!"

"Don't copy my comebacks baka!"

"Oh my god I hate you!"

"Love you too honey!"

"Why don't we let Tatsumi decide if he even wants to sleep with you. I bet you he'll say no right to your dumb face! H-He's more than that! He wouldn't sleep with a dumb slut like you!"

"Well you're gonna bet wrong Mine! Men actually like good-looking, curvaceous woman who are fun actually do something in a while, you know, unlike this little pixie who sits at the back of a mission with a big ass sniper, not doing shit! Tatsumi what do you say?!"

the two conversing woman looked over to see the arse of a fleeing coward, stumbling through the lodge's thin corridor, increasing his speed to max as he sprinted for the dining hall entrance. Through his hurry he collided with Lubbock's surprised body, causing both males to tumble down into the wooden planks, face planting with heavy impact. "Baka," the to girls mumbled in perfect synchronisation, still dumbly gazing at the two idiots before them.

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Tatsumi burst into the dinning hall loudly, only to be smacked in the face by the delicious aromatic scents that polluted the air filling the room with a warm and caring atmosphere, not that he complained though. He looked over at the kitchen bench to see Akame's raven-black hair flowing behind her as she literally, cooked up a mega-storm, slaving away along with Su-san who was in his own miniature, personal tornado of assorted foods and handy utensils. Murasame idly rested in the corner of all the movement and action against a crate of dirty potatoes. "Tatsumi get ready to eat alright?" The speedy assassin reminded him, returning the smile he cast upon the room. "Hai, of course. You and Su's cooking are the best." At that compliment Akame blushed hard, trying to cover up her flustered face by ducking down. Tatusmi could still spot the heat rising form her little head. Susanoo just disregarded his comment with a simple nod. A little grin spread itself on Tatsumi's face as he saw his other friends pile into the hall, all salivating at the sweet smells.

Chelsea and Mine wer at it again with the constant bickering, over the littlest of unimportant matters. "My hair is at least eight times prettier than your pink fairy floss!" Chelsea smartly teased, running around the long dining table to evade Mine's kick. "Your hair looks like a crushed up tomato in the sun!" The two beautiful girls fought one another with furious insults and offences, toppling over their sentences form time to time in desperate attempts to even make a statement. Lubbock, was actually showing some initiative, instead of his usual show of boredom or procrastination, he was reading a thick novel. The title was mostly blurred and scratched, but Tatsumi could just make out the first two words upon the book's spine. "Maid heaven." Lubbock gave him a dirty look, followed by a cheeky smile and the middle finger, and of course, Tatsumi returned his gentleman-like gesture without any hesitation.

Leone shot Tatsumi a brief wink and a wave before intervening between the two opposing forces and separating Chelsea and Mine from each other momentarily, scolding them and inflicting the worst punishment possible: Ear twisting. Both suffering girls wailed out in pain, all the while Leone stood there with a massive grin spread across her pinkish cheeks. The boss fondly looked upon her family, watching as they argued, fought, shared and bonded. "I guess we did good huh."

There feast was short-lived, probably due to everyone wafting down there food like beastly animals. There was no time for talk, just eating, viciously without mercy. The Night Raid, just like to their enemies who stood before the cult, assassinated their food with ease. Mission complete. As always, everyone got their favourites: Mine shot through a sweet and lightly sour strawberry parfait, topped with vanilla bean ice-cream and raspberry sauce, Chelsea enjoyed a chocolate fondue pot with ten or so plump bits off sweet dough and an assortment of lollipops and natural berries, Lubba ravaged an enormous taco filled to the brim with a fresh garden salad and wild Barramundi bits. Tatsumi absolutely destroyed plateful of chicken wings and chips, a nice change of pace from the kids meal he would constantly get. Akame eliminated her dish of various meats in special marination before everyone else, just followed by he boss finishing off her chicken and bean udon. Due to Leone being...well Leone, she was treated to two bottles of the Capital's finest sake, go knows where su-san aquired it but the lioness chugged it down, then devoured her shrimp rice-paper rolls in an instant. "Thank you Su-san and Akame! It was delicious! Arigato!" the whole gang gave their thanks in unison, just as they prepared for the next mission brief. "Alright everyone!" Najenda spoke, about to hand out orders and inform them of the situation on the outside. "Lets start1"

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"Man that was boring as shit...wanna go for a walk or do something *yawn I think I can go for a few more hours until I hit the hay. and by 'Hit the hay' I mea-"

"Yeah buddy I know exactly what you mean by hit the hay. Yeah why not? Lets go do something I'm bored as hell here."

" So what you feel like, hey I know lets-"

"No spying on girls dickhead!"

"*sigh fine then tight arse, okay how about we do a trek, maybe scout our forward position, then we can come back and make a fire and I dunno...get the marshmallows from under Akame's bed. Hahahha yeah we need to do that man, just the two of us chilling around the fire. No harem dragging us down! Hey we need to bring out the chess board and checkers plain!"

The two boys shared ideas and laughed with each other as Lubbock wrapped his arm around Tatsumi's back, getting one over his in return. The two shared a bond, not just team-mates but true friendship. It was something neither of them wold trade for the world. The green-haired assassin cherished there short moments together, just as Tatsumi did. Most of the time the two were mean and rivalling towards one another, but that was the reason for their unlikely friendship.

"We can grab those chillers from Leone's esky! and the booze!"

"Sounds like a plan! wait...there's one more thing Lubbock. We've forgotten the most important thing that we need to make this night awesome."

"What is it? It's not my porno mags is it? Sorry they kinda have-"

"Chelsea's smores."

"No way man, thats impossible, she'll kill you so hard the moment you enter her room, especially after last time with the whole sneaking bath thing and bucket stuff."

"Thats why you're gonna get it."

"What why me?"

"Cause it was me last time, and I barely made it!"

"You had no scratches or bruises on you hairless body!"

"Doesn't mean I made it out by a long shot bud!"

"*sigh Fine I'll get it, might have to use my strings but yeah...I've got it."

"Good thanks. I'll see you in a bit then, meet at the front!"

Just as Lubbock and Tatsumi were about to decide on fun plans for their night, they were interrupted by the sudden calling of a certain sister, who was of course, in need of urgent assistance. "Oh Tatsumi!" She called, beckoning him to follow her with those little fingers. The hero sighed deeply before dismissing Lubbock, telling him to get all the preparations and resources for their 'mission'. "Coming Nee-san! cover me okay!" Tatsumi yelled out those last words before disappearing into the dimly lit building once again. He went after the blonde, watching her hips move from side to side as she leisurely skipped her way to the bedrooms. "Why is she taking me to the-Oh god!" A million dirty thoughts rushed through his head like lightning bolts, striking blissful memories of their last dalliance, causing his pre-adulthood arousal to spark. He could remember the taste of her lips, the smell of her skin, and the feeling of her mouth. "Snap out of it!" Tatsumi shook his head violently, nearly hitting it against the corridor wall like a typical klutz. "Ohhhh T-Tatsumi..." It had been two slow weeks since that... occurrence, and the events that transpired after were right as normal, so why now out of all times? Leone was drunk out of her mind on that day, having six too many bottles of sake before the night was over. "T-Tatsumi I wanna...I'm gonna...nghhhh." That distinct moan echoed in his hollow cranium. "God damn it why now?!"

the moment he stepped into that room, it was too late.

ohhhh cliff hanger. Be prepared, the lemon approaches. omfg watching no game no life while writing this ahahha its sooooo funny...so ye might do an inc- don't worry sorry... aanyways reviews, pms all the usual shit greatly appreciated cheers xxxxxx (I went in on that food paragraph btw)