I feel really horrible and sorry, I know I promised you all reading this that I would be updating every week, and since then things jut took a wrong turn, and I haven't posted in 3 months! Oh my god I am so sorry! I'll try to update every week I mean this, but expect a chapter every week and a half. On the bright side, there is some fun in next coming chapters! -Nyah

'Test number one, Jarvis, you listening?'

'I'm already logging the tests into your database sir,' Jarvis said from the walls.

'Good. Dum-E, do me a favor and initiate the cloak? And if you mess even this up, I swear I'll donate you to NYU.' The robot nodded forlornly, if robots could even look forlorn.

'I don't understand why you talk to inanimate objects, Stark,' Loki appeared in the lab, a few feet away from Tony.

'Yeah well, he's useful when he can be.'

'And yet you said you'd donate the thing. Mortals are such children t times.'

Tony was getting annoyed. 'Not everyone behaves like kids, Loki. Some people are great geniuses, and billionaires, like me.' Tony said, putting his usual 'I'm Tony Stark' into his words.

'I wouldn't say your a genius, Stark. In Asgard, we have much better advanced technology, more effective than your little pathetic machines.'

Tony sighed. 'What did I tell you the other day? You are on Earth now, you can't think you're above everyone else! Try to act normal for on-' Tony was suddenly flipped onto his desk, his arm pinned behind him ( which hurt like hell, by the way ). As much as he hated to admit it, he let out a whimper. Loki was glowering above him, his hand holding Tony by the throat. 'Don't disrespect me, Stark, or I will destroy you and everything you hold dear.'

xxx~

'Test number one, Jarvis, you listening?'

'I'm already logging the tests into your database sir,' Jarvis said from the walls.

'Good. Dum-E, do me a favor and initiate the cloak? And if you mess even this up, I swear I'll donate you to NYU.' The robot nodded forlornly, if robots could even look forlorn.

'I don't understand why you talk to inanimate objects, Stark,' Loki appeared in the lab, a few feet away from Tony.

'Yeah well, he's useful when he can be.'

'And yet you said you'd donate the thing. Mortals are such children t times.'

Tony was getting annoyed. 'Not everyone behaves like kids, Loki. Some people are great geniuses, and billionaires, like me.' Tony said, putting his usual 'I'm Tony Stark' into his words.

'I wouldn't say your a genius, Stark. In Asgard, we have much better advanced technology, more effective than your little pathetic machines.'

Tony sighed. 'What did I tell you the other day? You are on Earth now, you can't think you're above everyone else! Try to act normal for on-' Tony was suddenly flipped onto his desk, his arm pinned behind him ( which hurt like hell, by the way ). As much as he hated to admit it, he let out a whimper. Loki was glowering above him, his hand holding Tony by the throat. 'Don't disrespect me, Stark, or I will destroy you and everything you hold dear.'

Woah. What happened to the Loki that was calm and kind of accepted hugs?

He's an insane god, Tony. You should've seen this coming.

Tony wasn't in the mood to be destroyed.

'Ok ok yeah of course Loki totally sure you got it, could you uh...could you let me go now?'

Loki considered this for a moment, and let go of Tony's throat. Tony took in a heavy breath and tried to slow his breathing. 'Thanks.'

'Do not thank me. I was on the verge of snapping your neck, but you have some use to me. You can make my magic disappear from the Titan's gaze. That's your only purpose at the moment, and I clearly outrank you, so I'm going to set some...rules.'

'Um, excuse me, this is my tower, therefore I make the-' Loki whipped his head at him, his murderous look in his eyes. Tony muttered a list of curses. 'Fine, go ahead.'

Loki grinned. 'Rule number one: You will respect me and never make any comments on what I say. It will result in punishment that you will not enjoy.

Rule number two: You will help me disappear from the Titan and I in return will let you live.'

'Are...are those the only rules you've thought of?'

'At the moment. Get on with the tests.'

'O-ok..'

~xxx~

'Test one, operating now.' Jarvis reported. Tony had flown out in his suit, outside his tower. In order for the tests to work, Tony would have to see if he could find Loki thorough any of the suit's infrared and other sensors. Tony would have to fly out of the tower. He was speaking to Loki through the speakers in the lab, which connected to all his suits.

'Got it, Loki could you turn on the cloak?'

'Ask your robots to do it.'

'Loki...it's right next to you.'

'I don't know how to turn it on.'

'It's has a voice activation feature, I built it in.'

'Fine' Loki sighed and told the cloak to activate. 'Loki, is it on?'

'Yes.' Loki replied exasperatedly.

Tony scanned for infrared detection. He couldn't find Loki in his visor, which was a good thing. He switched his vision settings to x-Ray, and still couldn't locate the god. 'I can't find your readings anywhere Loki, things are looking good from here.'

'Do you have any signs of my magic that you can see?'

Tony scanned for magic with the setting Loki put into the cloak and his suits. No readings.

'Nope, we're good.'

'Good. Come back and do the second one, the portable one you told me about.'

'Loki, I just finished this one, and it took a good week and a half. These things don't just come out of a printer, you know.'

'At least do the designs.'

'Sure, and by the way, I make designs, not do them.'

'I don't care.'

'Of course you don't.'

Tony flew into his tower through a hatch that opened up from the wall in the 12 floor. The floor opened up around him and robotic arms took his suit off as he walked, like the one on his top balcony. He had spare time on his hands, and Shield meetings he didn't want to go to, so why not purposely make a hole in your wall?

After the opening closed and his suit was completely off, he joined Loki again in the living floor ( yes, he has a whole floor for living ) of the tower.

'Stark, the plans for the portable cloak, where are you with them?'

'Loki, I swear to god, I just walked in here. I told you designs take time, plus I have to shrink the cloak's materials to make it portable. And you might want to wear it or something, I don't know, and that will require some synthetic material, and I don't have that right now. So no, I've gotten nowhere so far on the designs.'

'Don't you have this synthetic material already?'

'Well yes, I use it for my clothes that go over my suits...how did you know about that?'

'I have my reasons, however I don't have to share them.'

'But I want to know-'

'Rule number two, Stark.' That shut Tony up.

'So anyway, I have the material, but I've used it all on the underclothes. I'll have to get more and-'

'Sir, I hate to interrupt,' Jarvis announced, 'But you have an incoming call.'

'From who?'

'Director Fury, and he's brought the avengers with him.'

'What do you mean 'brought'?'

'He's requesting access to your floor.'

'Tell them they can't, I'm busy.'

'I'm afraid he's overridden my coding. They're coming up the lift as we speak.'

'Overridden your coding?! How?!'

'Shield has many secret hacking methods even I am not aware of. They're halfway up, sir.'

Tony looked at Loki with panic in his eyes. Loki was calm, but his eyes had widened.

What do we do What do we do what do we dooooo?!

Ding!

Shit!