Hello everyone, DeadLuck here! This (surprising) is my first adopted story here, so please be nice to it. The original story "Harry Potter of the Caribbean", by DGM otaku can still be read. I don't take credit for the first 6 chapters, because, those actually are DGM's work (though I did tone down the cussing and change this at the it's still the same).

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Pirates of the Caribbean!

Have fun reading,
DL666

"Chapter I - Where, When, and How?"

(Harry 1st person PoV)

To the ministry, I have officially killed someone.

It doesn't matter that it was a half-snake maniac. No. Dumberthandoors said that by killing a dark lord, I was becoming dark. ME, their once-savior of the whole Wizarding World, is now dark?! Ridiculous! But sadly… The populous will believe anything, so long as there's a good story behind it. So here I am now, in a deserted hospital wing, waiting for the results of my jury session earlier. I could already guess what would be said.

'You shall spend a life-time in Azkaban for the killing and torturing of over 10 people.' Hogwash. They were all Death Eaters, for Merlin's sake! I sighed when I heard the door open. Only one person could get in or out of the newly charmed doors. Dumbledore. Time for my results!

"Harry Potter. You have been charged under the crime of killing 15, accounted for, people. You shall be sent to Azkaban…" Dumbledore said. I knew it! And they really only knew of 15? They saw me kill the entire Death Eater fleet! "…Where you shall receive the Dementor's Kiss." He continued.

I froze. Staring at the old meddling fool that I had once respected in a mixture of shock and horror. Why the hell am I basically being killed?!

I didn't murder anyone! I killed the vile beings that were going to try to take over the world! A life-time in prison I can deal with well enough. But being soulless, I could not. No... I couldn't! I won't!

"I don't want to disappear!" I screamed at the space around me. Then suddenly a veil of darkness washed over my senses and I knew nothing more, but the sound of the sea calling to me...

(Third Person POV)

Dumbledore was shocked. One moment he's telling Harry the 'grave' news, then the next he's being surrounded by a dark light. It was an odd experience indeed, and Dumbledore could even swear he heard the sound of the ocean as he was being trammeled. The light was only around him for seconds it disappeared to reveal the empty space of where Harry should.

"This," Dumbledore said slowly, "will be a problem…"

~ Thousands of Miles Away on a Deserted Island ~

Jack had been abandoned on the island for a total of 36 hours. He was walking around the shore, when he noticed a new feature to the large body of sand. There was... A boy? Lying on the shore? How the hell did he get there? Jack went to investigate this and was surprised at what he saw. It indeed was a boy, but he was very feminine looking. Girlish features surrounded by a halo of long, wavy black hair that vaguely reminded Jack of a Raven he once saw. Jack leaned forward, directing his sea-worn hand to the new resident's face. Then, in a flash, green eyes opened staring directly at him.

"AH!" Jack shouted jumping back. The girly boy glared, but then his eyes widened.

"Who-who're you! And how the hell did I end up on a beach of all places?! Last thing I remember was that Du-" The mystery boy started to shout, sitting up. Then he went deathly silent, scaring poor Jack. All he was doing was strutting across the shore, but then this kid showed up.

"Uh… Heh-hem!" Jack cleared his throat, "I... Am Captain Jack Sparrow, at your service." Jack did a mock bow with his invisible hat before looking up again curiously at the girly boy. "And who be you?"

The raven-haired teen stared at Jack like he was crazy. And that boy was spot on. Though he didn't know that for certain. Seeing that the boy wasn't going to talk at the moment, Jack sat himself down next to him, and grabbed a bottle of rum that he took to leaving around the island. "Want some?"

The boy nodded. He practically downed the whole bottle, and it was Jack's turn to be shocked.

"You got to be kidding me, mate! You're as bad as me with the rum! How old are you anyways, kid?" The boy growled when Jack tried to grab the bottle back, and shook his head. "Okay… Just asking. But you shouldn't drink so much; I only have so many bottles in storage."

"You do a mighty fine job at that already," The boy finally said, though in a hoarse voice. Jack was amazed at the voice that still sounded beautiful even when raspy, but even more amazed when he stuck out a thin, straggly arm. When did he last eat?! "I'm Harry, by the way. Mind telling me where I am?"

Jack let out a harmless laugh. "It'd help if I knew where I was myself." Harry gave him a curious glance, clearly wanting elaboration. And Jack told him. He didn't know why, but he did. Harry listened avidly, and even told a disbelieving Jack that he was a wizard. When Jack wanted proof, Harry looked around before cursing loudly.

"Dammit! Where the F*** is my wand?! Don't tell me that I lost it?! I'm totally f***ing screwed. What the hell am I going to do NOW?!" Harry screamed into the air. Jack walked over to a pacing Harry and placed his hands on Harry's shoulders.

"Calm down, love. I don't need proof. I believe you. Crystal?" That wasn't the best thing to say, Jack later realized.

"CALM DOWN?! I just f***ing LOST my WAND and you're telling me to CALM DOWN?! AND DON'T CALL ME LOVE!" Harry stormed towards the trees, and plopped down next to them. He crossed his hands and started muttering under his breath. Jack sighed, and decided to tell Harry something that was bothering him.

"Harry… I want to tell you something. Ever since I saw you on this shore, I felt a... 'pull' of sorts towards you. I know that doesn't help my craziness factor, but try to believe me." Jack quickly explained. The teen being confronted looked up at Jack with big green doe eyes.

Quirking his head to the side, he replied. "You know what? I felt that, too. It's the main reason I woke up. So, I guess… Thanks. Oh, and do you know the date? I kinda want to know how long I've been… 'Away'." Harry asked hesitantly. Jack just grinned sillily.

"Of course, lo-" At Harry's glare, he stopped short. "Of course, you may! It is early August of 1652." Harry sighed.

"Good, it was August last I remembered, wait… 1652?!" Harry fainted.

So that's the retelling of the first chapter, hope you lot enjoyed. :) Be back with more~

UNTIL NEXT TIME!
DL666