For the sake of this story Puck and Finn were suspended from the football team for doing something stupid.

I do not own BTVS, Glee, Naruto and whatever else might appear in this fic

Chapter 2

That weekend Kurt went on three dates. Friday night he was with Xander, Saturday night was with Harry and Sunday night Gaara.

-Monday morning with Xander-

"Dude! I heard you asked out Hummel." Random football player number one said.

"I did." Xander shrugged.

Everyone in the locker room froze.

"Like out out? Like a date?" some asked shocked.

"Yep." Xander grinned, "It was pretty awesome too."

"What'd you do paint your finger nails?" someone snorted.

The look Xander gave him made him shut his mouth quickly and face away.

"Actually no. we ate pizza and played call of duty."

Random football player number two gaped.

"Bullshit!"

"I bullshit you not and it was his idea."

"So what you taught him or something right?"

"Yeah right," Xander snorted, "he whooped my ass."

"No!"

"Yes," Xander nodded, "he whooped my ass, pulled out a fingernail file and said this is why he didn't play these types of games often. He is just too good."

The boys in the locker room gaped.

"I can't believe it. Hummel, really?" football player number one shook his head.

"Really really and I'm pretty sure it was the hottest thing I have ever seen."

"I wish my girlfriend would play with me." One of the guys mumbled. All the guys nodded and mumbled in agreement.

And that's how the football team of McKinley realized that Kurt was in fact a male.

Xander left soon after and before the locker room cleared out Britney bounced in with a sign up sheet and began spouting something about dolphins, yaoi and a new confidential email newsletter. Most of the boys just looked at her strangely and left but three of them came back blushing and signed up.

Britney grinned.

-With Harry-

"Is it true Harry? You went on a date with Kurt Hummel?" One of the girls in the cooking club pouted.

Harry merely blushed and nodded, but continued frosting his cake.

"I didn't know you were gay." Another of the girls frowned.

Harry shook his head.

"Gender does not matter to me. Only personality."

"Oh!" One of the many other girls perked up. "Well how was it? What did you two do?"

Most of the girls crowded around and the few that didn't began to listen closely. Harry blushed darkly and smiled shyly. Those who witnessed it held in their squeals. Harry was absolutely adorable.

"Well, I invited him over for dinner." Harry smiled, "but Fred and George ruined it."

"Aw."

"Actually, it turned out alright. Kurt was a bit early, and he decided to help me cook. I've never actually cooked a romantic dinner with someone before."

Harry remembered the shy smiles and quiet laughs they shared and blushed again.

"How did it turn out?"

"Kurt is a very good cook." Harry brightened. "We are actually going to exchange a few recipes next time."

"Another dinner date?" A girl squealed.

"Actually, a picnic. His idea."

"Awwww." Just like that all of the girls were won over.

As soon as Harry left Britney walked in. When she explained about the newsletter the girls of the cooking club couldn't sign fast enough.

-with Gaara and the drama club-

"A date with Kurt?" Someone scoffed. "That's a joke right?"

The twins intervened before Gaara realized that the person was trying to be insulting.

"But don't you see it?" George started.

"The two social outcasts." Fred said in a stage whisper.

"Both on different sides of the spectrum."

"The romance." Fred stressed.

"The emotional trials." They glanced down at Gaara pointedly. He didn't notice.

"The drama." They finished together.

Now the entire drama club was listening.

"Well, how did it go?" someone spoke up after awhile.

"I had meant to take him out somewhere, but the place was closed. The head chef was sick." Gaara frowned, "by then it was too late to get reservations anywhere nice."

The drama club deflated.

"But-," they perked up again, "Kurt suggested we grab a few snacks and go somewhere secluded."

Gaara paused and they held their breath.

"We watched the stars. We talked well into the night but before he left…" An indecipherable look crossed Gaara's face, and he reached up and touched the scar on his forehead, "he kissed my scar."

The drama club looked at him puzzled.

"Your scar?" why would Kurt kiss Gaara's disfigurement. Well it was kind of romantic. Sorta.

"My scar…is kanji," Gaara paused again, "for love."

Needless to say the entire drama club signed Britney's newsletter sign up form.

-With Naruto-

"Dude we stink." One of the hockey players complained. They had gotten crushed. Naruto was their star player, but even he couldn't be everywhere.

"We just need some motivation." Naruto shook his head.

"Winning isn't motivation enough?" one of the players asked.

Naruto shook his head vigorously.

"Of course not! We need something we can all agree on something to rally behind. True strength comes from something we hold precious. Like our precious people!"

"Precious…people?"

"Yeah, like your mom or your sister or your girlfriend."

"Dude we can't pick one of them. Just think of the fights." And boy wasn't that strange coming from a hockey player.

Naruto paused.

"Then we've got to pick someone else. Someone not related to one of us I guess."

"We can pick a cheerleader." Someone piped up.

Naruto nodded.

"That sounds good. No sisters or girlfriends though. I guess we need to get a list."

One boy reached in his bag and pulled out a dossier on all of the cheerleaders.

Everyone stared.

"Dude…where did you get that?"

"Cheerleaders are hot."

All of them nodded in agreement.

Naruto grabbed the folder.

"Quinn?"

"No!"

"Santana?"

"No!"

"Britney?"

"Dude, hell no. Most of the guys here have banged her."

"Okay okay. Next up is…Kurt?"

"Kurt?" A few of the boys chorused confused. They all turned to the boy who gave them the files.

"Kurt was a cheerleader." He shrugged.
"Kurt's a guy."

"I know that, but look don't lie and say you haven't looked at his ass before. It's even better than Britney's and she's been in dance classes since she was 7."

The locker room was quiet.

"No one has dated him."

"He's the school queer!"

"He's also like the bravest kid I know. I was on the football team with him before. He didn't take shit from any of them."

"He does have some pretty awesome comebacks sometimes." Somebody mumbled.

"He's strong too. I used to be apart of the dumpster dives."

"The what?!" Naruto shouted outraged.

"We stopped! He came back with some muscles after one summer man, besides I kind of respect him a bit." A hockey player mumbled. After karofsky left none of them felt pressured to bully Kurt anymore besides the kid had been through enough…and he was kind of scary sometimes when he got mad.

Naruto let it go for now but if any of them started bullying again he would deal with them personally.

"Okay so he's brave, pretty, strong, and respected." Naruto listed off on his fingers.

"Smart too." Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Does anybody have any objections making him our motivation?"

There was silence.

"We can't just call him our motivation. That's weird." Someone said.

"What about or driving force?"

"Weirder."

"Our mascot?"

"No."

"Our queen?" They all paused.

"Well, he is royalty. He won junior prom."

"But I feel like I might get punched."

"What about princess?" Someone asked.

"I dare you to call him that to his face."

"We can call him hime." Naruto said. "It means princess in Japanese. Its not like he'll know what it means."

"All in agreement say aye. Those who oppose say nay."

Ayes rang around the room.

Naruto's eyes narrowed determinedly.

"This isn't a game anymore. This is no longer just for us. Every single match for now on will be for our princess, our hime! We can't fail! We can't let him down! We need to make him proud! For our hime! For the princess!"

"FOR THE PRINCESS!" The McKinley hockey team raised their fists in the air in new found determination.

From now on they would win, for their precious hime, for Kurt.

About half the boys signed up for the newsletter…including Naruto.

-Friday-

Kurt was having a strange day. In fact, he was having a strange week. People had been approaching him all week. The girls in the cooking club had given him cookies and an invite to go the mall with them. Random guys, all jocks now that he thought about it, kept coming up and asking him advice on the strangest things and even walking him to class a time or two much to his extreme bewilderment.

It didn't end there either the drama club had taken to following him around and asked for an interview…something about a new play they were writing. And finally, now this took the cake, he had been given an invite to join a few of the boys in the school for an online shooter gaming session tonight.

Kurt stared down at the invite. It was an actual printed invite with a password to join the group and everything.

"Dude…" Finn said lowly in awe "I think you're popular."

Kurt let out a small squeak of shock.

AN: All done my dear readers. I am actually surprised I updated this so soon. It just came to me! I was actually in the final fantasy 7 fandom all weekend…expect one of those fics too or maybe a walking dead humor story

Naruto…don't you think Kurt is going to ask someone what hime means?